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When next Tuesday comes...

By Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 31, 7:41am   2,368 views   16 comments   watch (2)   quote      

I'm going to stand out in the road, and then sing and gloat. I'm going to drive through the liberal camp, honking my horn and shouting from the top of my lungs... "Fuck no you can't".
I'm gonna keep my Republican bumper sticker until it dries up and fades away. Make damn sure all of the Liberals see it as I drive slow in the left lane. When the pols all close and the votes are in, as soon as we know that the Republicans win. I'm going to snap a selfie with the saddest Liberal I can find then video him while he wines.

Yep Oh yeah, when Next Tuesday comes...

I can't wait for the new South Park, rubbing the Liberals noses in a greasy republican shart. I'm going to print out every Liberal news site front page. So I read and laugh for amusement at the fake Liberal rage. We'll probably have to recount all of the votes, while the Liberals piss and moan saying this must be some kind of Joke.

Yep Oh yeah, when Next Tuesday comes...

The kids don't get to drive, to vote for the liberals who don't even want them to live their own lives. They've finally learned what it means to be a man. When a Liberal says you can, it really means no you can't.

Yep Oh yeah, when Next Tuesday comes!

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1   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 31, 10:04am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

I hope they bad you too, Salema Bala Hakbar

2   jvolstad   2014 Oct 31, 10:19am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

3   humanity   2014 Oct 31, 10:29am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

sbh says

That just scratches the surface. If anyone else has any suggestions

I'm sure they could find ways to make taxes even more regressive than they are. Maybe instead of just fund managers and plutocrats living off of capital gains and dividentd income paying under 20% tax rates, perhaps they could institute legal means by which all households with income in excess of 1 million/yr or with net worth of over 6 million, automatically pay no more than 18% of their income in taxes.

They could privatize everything. Any and all health care services and hospitals that aren't currently private for profit entities should be made private immediately. The same for prisons, that is the ones that aren't already privatized. The post office, all schools, all police and fire departments and the military should become private (but in some cases publicly owned with IPOs that give insiders access to discounted stock and options before the IPO).

Research should be done in to the possibility of making poverty illegal, and punishable with long sentences in prison work camps. Although this is a problem, because the cost of prison exceeds the cost of paying people minimum wage, unless we figure out a way to make it cheaper. Possibly we could move prisons to China and India ? Just a thought.

4   Strategist   2014 Oct 31, 11:09am     ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

CaptainShuddup says

When next Tuesday comes...

The past 3 elections must have been very very painful for you.
When Wednesday comes you will wake up from your drunken slumber only to find the President is still from Kenya.

5   HydroCabron   2014 Oct 31, 11:47am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

We need a restoration of Honor and Dignity to America and the White House, as we saw from 2001 to 2009.

6   bob2356   2014 Oct 31, 1:12pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (3)   quote    

HydroCaBRon says

We need a restoration of Honor and Dignity to America and the White House, as we saw from 2001 to 2009.

Now that's really funny.

7   JH   2014 Oct 31, 3:36pm     ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike   quote    

When it fades will you consider upgrading to this?

8   Vicente   2014 Oct 31, 4:55pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

sbh says

If anyone else has any suggestions

Ooh ooh ooh Mistuh Kotter!

The GOP can finally pass the bill they've had waiting in the wings. Its pays for new a new series of drones with laser-guided missiles, by offsetting the program costs through defunding all dairy in school lunch programs. The Guns Not Butter Act will decisively turn the tide in the War on Terror.

9   BlueSardine   2014 Nov 1, 12:30am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Just look at the libbys gone crazy in this thread...talking about what is to come. This is more convincing evidence of a republican senate victory than any poll...Thanks guys! ( and SlutBitchHoe too! )

CaptainShuddup says

I'm going to stand out in the road, and then sing and gloat. I'm going to drive through the liberal camp, honking my horn and shouting from the top of my lungs... "Fuck no you can't".

10   BlueSardine   2014 Nov 1, 12:33am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

we'll get you speech lessons first, then the missiles...conservative compassion at work.
Vicente says

The GOP can finally pass the bill they've had waiting in the wings. Its pays for new a new series of drones with laser-guided missiles,

11   JH   2014 Nov 1, 12:36am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Sorry Capn. Tuesday will usher in 2 more years of filabuster, just that it will be Ds this time. Nothing will change.

12   BlueSardine   2014 Nov 1, 12:42am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

its not about the next two years, its about 2016.
your shortsightedness becomes you.

JH says

Sorry Capn. Tuesday will usher in 2 more years of filabuster, just that it will be Ds this time. Nothing will change.

13   zzyzzx   2014 Nov 1, 4:16am     ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   quote    

14   Strategist   2014 Nov 1, 6:23am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

zzyzzx says

This child abuse plain and simple.

15   JH   2014 Nov 1, 9:21am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

SoftShell says

its not about the next two years, its about 2016.

your shortsightedness becomes you.

JH says

Sorry Capn. Tuesday will usher in 2 more years of filabuster, just that it will be Ds this time. Nothing will change.

Last I checked, it was 2014, so I repeat:

Tuesday will usher in 2 more years of filabuster, just that it will be Ds this time. Nothing will change.

I do hear, however, that the GOP is limiting debates for 2016 this time around. Just to make sure geniuses like Herman Cain and Rick Perry have a chance!

16   Tenpoundbass   2014 Nov 4, 6:52am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

WHEEEEE!!!!!

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