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Rosie O'Donnell as Secretary of War

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 20, 10:08am   1,142 views   11 comments   watch (1)   quote      

When Hillary Clinton is Plenipotentiary for Life - or at least until Chelsea gets to play with the United States, how will the State Department handle a secretary of war like Rosie O'Donnell?

I mean, as the world's foremost IMMENSE HIRSUTE LESBIAN, sumo stomping Tehran and sitting on Yemen is going to make for dicey and extreme Middle East politics.

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1   HydroCabron   2015 Jun 20, 10:19am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Where the fuck is cancer? Can't one of these rug munchers manage a Papilloma virus or two? Why must Michael Douglas be smitten, yet these disgraceful organisms be spared?

We lose Gilda Radner and Madeline Kahn, yet we have to keep these two?

Am I living in hell? Are we all just being tortured to pay for terrible crimes we committed in life?

2   komputodo   2015 Jun 20, 10:39am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

HydroCabron says

We lose Gilda Radner and Madeline Kahn,

You actually thought those two were funny?

3   Ceffer   2015 Jun 20, 11:05am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I can hardly wait to see Rosie, dressed in khaki, hoisted by drones like a Macy's float, drifting over fields of spiked missiles and goose stepping troops, her shadow causing crowds to cringe in fear as it passes.

She'll keep large pickle jars full of testicles on her desk that she can munch on at will. You don't think ISIS will back off from that?

4   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 20, 11:06am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

An IHL Brigade with Gatling guns hung between their legs would completely freak out the jihadi.

For the total warrior, all you've have to do is ordain them as priests and teach them how to baptize the jihadis they kill.

5   Ceffer   2015 Jun 20, 11:09am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

IHLs are easily mistaken for pork, which will cause the fervent, superstitious Muslim jihadis to scatter like frenzied poultry.

6   lostand confused   2015 Jun 20, 11:30am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

This might actually work. Any terrorist caught will be sentenced to have wild, passionate all night long sex with Rosie and Hillary. Then Rosie might get hungry and eat them. No one would dare perform a terrorist act against the USA!

7   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 20, 11:34am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

lostand confused says

This might actually work. Any terrorist caught will be sentenced to have wild, passionate all night long sex with Rosie and Hillary. Then Rosie might get hungry and eat them. No one would dare perform a terrorist act against the USA!

Right and the most feared fate of the jihadi will be killed in battle after Rosie guts you with burst of Gatling gun fire, sits on your face and baptizes you.

8   Ceffer   2015 Jun 20, 11:59am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

The look of mute, frozen, pain wracked terror on the faces of the dead jihadi, whose last recollection is Rosie's yeasty lawn sprinkler coming down on their faces, will make the survivors throw down their arms. 20 virgins in the afterlife just aren't fucking worth it.

9   lostand confused   2015 Jun 21, 6:45am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

But seriously, can you imagine being a dead jihadi and waking up to Rosie and Hillary as your "virgins". Eternity with them and Janet Reno!!!!!

10   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 21, 8:57am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

11   komputodo   2015 Jun 21, 1:54pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

Rosie's yeasty lawn sprinkler coming down on their faces

Rosie's yeasty "asparagus infused" lawn sprinkler coming down on their faces

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