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New Hampshire Goes Full Bore Marxist Commie Dog for Sanders

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 12, 2:10pm   2 links   7,742 views   24 comments   watch (1)   quote      

http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/us_politics/2015/08/poll_bernie_sanders_surges_ahead_of_hillary_clinton_in_nh_44_37

Vermont Commie Strongman Blitzes the Immense Hirsute Lesbian Monarchist!

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1   Heraclitusstudent   2015 Aug 14, 5:49pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

This race will be crazy.
Establishment candidates will get beaten-up like red-headed step children.

2   Ceffer   2015 Aug 14, 6:02pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I better start wearing my Mao jacket and Stalin photo pin now, in case there is a purge pending after the election.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 14, 6:04pm     ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

I can't wait:

Metrosexual trust-fund twit versus stalinist guerrilla

4   Ceffer   2015 Aug 14, 7:50pm     ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I also need to join a commune and start engaging in hippie chick promiscuous sex orgies while on acid. Maybe being a liberal isn't so bad, after all!

5   zzyzzx   2015 Aug 14, 8:09pm     ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

start engaging in hippie chick promiscuous sex orgies

Won't the armpit hair turn you off?

6   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 14, 9:42pm     ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

zzyzzx says

Won't the armpit hair turn you off?

Only when IHLary and Rosie O'Donnell bite Andrea Dworkin's armpits.

7   Ceffer   2015 Aug 14, 11:02pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Hippie chick leg and butt hair is like velcro---all the better for traction. You do wind up licking a lot of sweat with the armpit hair, it's an acquired taste.

8   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 14, 11:29pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Ceffer says

You do wind up licking a lot of sweat with the armpit hair, it's an acquired taste.

For Rosie and IHLary it's kind of a sacrament when they bite Dworkin's forested arm pits. Sometimes they singe it with Parodi cigars before they begin their ritual.

9   Ceffer   2015 Aug 15, 7:14am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Sometimes they singe it with Parodi cigars before they begin their ritual.

When they do this with their immense hirsute bushes, it's called smoking crack.

10   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 15, 9:50am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

When they do this with their immense hirsute bushes, it's called smoking crack

It's what IHL's do for Thanksgiving.

11   lostand confused   2015 Aug 21, 6:39pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Immense hirsute lesbians dancing. Feminazis demand us men find this sexy!!

12   Ceffer   2015 Aug 21, 6:45pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

"Immense hirsute lesbians dancing. Feminazis demand us men find this sexy!!"

Having sex requires the proper zip code.

13   turtledove   2015 Aug 21, 8:27pm     ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

You guys realize that you constantly bring this up, right? What is it about fat, hairy, lesbians that fascinates you so? I'm starting to wonder if you secretly like it....

14   Tenpoundbass   2015 Aug 21, 8:32pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

These guys like all things manly.

15   Ceffer   2015 Aug 21, 8:45pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Really, Turtledove, haven't you learned ANYTHING? There's a big difference between a fat, hairy lesbian and an IMMENSE HIRSUTE LESBIAN.

IHL muff chow downs are events of hideous majesty.

16   turtledove   2015 Aug 21, 8:48pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

Turtledove, haven't you learned ANYTHING?

I'm very slow.

17   Strategist   2015 Aug 21, 8:53pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

turtledove says

You guys realize that you constantly bring this up, right? What is it about fat, hairy, lesbians that fascinates you so? I'm starting to wonder if you secretly like it....

Entirely possible some may like the fat, hairy, lesbians. But I think it's just a guy thing.
There are a bunch of us who meet every few weeks during happy hours. Our favorite bar is the "Tilted Kilt" W here we pass a lot of comments about those beautiful boobs trying to jump out and land on our laps. Many of the servers intentionally shake them, and reveal as much as they possibly can. It gets them the big tips. I always call it "Tips for tits"
It's just a guy thing. Men are more immature than women, and a couple of drinks with a bunch of guys and hot boobs right in you face will melt the will power of any normal male.
That's how men were designed.

18   Ceffer   2015 Aug 21, 11:06pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Mythbusters had a segment where the girl worked as a barista, in one segment with her natural flat endowments, and another where her endowments were visibly enhanced.

They demonstrated that she did, indeed, get a lot more tip money in the enhanced condition and also that a some of the additional money came from other women, not just men.

Women like boobs, too.

Just like the "boob cam" set out to reveal the debased oogling of men, it showed that just as many women oogled breasts and in a much more direct and intense manner.

Motive might be different between the sexes. Women may just be oogling to "size up" the competition, or may have a subconscious association that a woman server with large breasts is lactating and needs more financial support.

19   marco   2015 Aug 22, 3:11am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Fear the socialists! (though America's socialist already, especially for the rich. ). Vote War Party Of The Rich instead.. Either lever , chump.

20   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 22, 1:15pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

IHL muff chow downs are events of hideous majesty.

Yes, and we have to learn to appreciate them when IHLary is Plenipotentiary for Life and IHLMCDs are a regular part of the pageantry of White House dinner parties.

21   Vicente   2015 Aug 22, 1:25pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Ceffer says

Just like the "boob cam" set out to reveal the debased oogling of men, it showed that just as many women oogled breasts and in a much more direct and intense manner.

When women go along with our gang to a strip club, they enjoy themselves too. If it were about competition, they'd get hostile/defensive but this never seems to happen.

Lesser known, is bulge cam. Weemins be pervy too!

And the sequel is better than the original:

22   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 23, 1:12pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Did it occur to anyone that the ladies may be distracted by a guy holding a video camera against his nuts on the train?

23   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Aug 23, 1:13pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

lostand confused says

Immense hirsute lesbians dancing. Feminazis demand us men find this sexy!!

These chicks could perpetrate their own twerk 9/11ing of skyscrapers!

24   Ceffer   2015 Aug 23, 6:49pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Yeah, if you take a massive man-spread and lift your feet off the ground and point, they might pay attention.

Some of those "women" look like trannies, maybe they want to compare parts in the rest room.

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