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Basic Kit for the Cannibal Anarchy

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Sep 20, 3:44am   4,132 views   16 comments   watch (1)   quote      

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1   Quigley   2015 Sep 20, 7:50am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Death from above! Swarms of quadrocoptor drones will rain hot lead on bankster ass leaving nothing but face.

2   Strategist   2015 Sep 20, 7:54am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Basic Kit for the Cannibal Anarchy

Why can't we practice with these on ISIS?
It would be so entertaining to watch rapists, pedophiles and killers run like hell.

3   indigenous   2015 Sep 20, 7:55am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Looks like it would be easy to hit the wrong target with Charlene.

4   Blurtman   2015 Sep 20, 8:46am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

10,000 quadrocopter drones coming down the mountain.

Can't wait till the flamethrower version.

5   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Sep 20, 10:26am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

There is no reason Raytheon cannot be producing 100,000 of these things a day.

What they should do is allow the Dutch bikers to lease these things for 100 bucks a day to chase ISIS guys around remotely as a kind of vacation package.

6   HydroCabron   2015 Sep 20, 11:01am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ideally, any neighbors failing to respect one's 20-kilometer buffer zone would have been dispatched by Mach-10 class railgun. A drone, much like the M134, is more of a redundant security device, to deal with any starving neo-Nazi technicals who slipped through the minefields and somehow threaded their way through the network of cannibal-lesbian-filled moats.

Every system needs fallbacks. Some days, the railgun crews will not be at their best, having overindulged on Ballantine Ale and yams the night before.

7   zzyzzx   2015 Sep 20, 6:57pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Quigley says

Death from above! Swarms of quadrocoptor drones will rain hot lead on bankster ass leaving nothing but face.

Corrected:
Death from above! Swarms of quadrocoptor drones will rain hot lead on illegal alies attempting to cross the border..

8   Ceffer   2015 Sep 20, 11:03pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

It's nice of him to include napalm so that everything winds up pre-barbecued.

9   justme   2015 Sep 21, 12:07am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Pfft . That toy copter can easily be beat by some electronic countermeasures(*). Or a shotgun. Or if you want to be low tech, a big fly-swatter or some fishnets. Meh.

(*) There will be an app for that

10   TwoScoopsMcGee   2015 Sep 21, 2:59pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Here's how to be sure your order always comes out right:

11   Dan8267   2015 Sep 21, 3:03pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Russian may not be a pretty language, but English with a Russian accent always sounds cool.

12   indigenous   2015 Sep 21, 7:13pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

They have White Castle in Russia?

13   Strategist   2015 Sep 21, 7:24pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Does anyone have a picture of AF's ManCave?
I would be very very curious to know what it looks like.

14   Heraclitusstudent   2015 Sep 22, 10:56am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Soon there will be swarms of these things and they will be automatic. Programmed to annihilate.

15   Vicente   2015 Sep 24, 8:09pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Nobody saw Terminator 3 I guess.

16   New Renter   2015 Sep 26, 12:45am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Strategist says

Does anyone have a picture of AF's ManCave?

I would be very very curious to know what it looks like.

Ask his proctologist...

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