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Choice in the General: LESBIAN BANK COCKSUCKER vs. EFFEMINATE TRUST-FUND TWIT

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 3, 1:56am   4,419 views   25 comments   watch (0)   quote      

Is this what the founding fathers really intended?

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1   errc   2016 Mar 3, 2:01am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

SUCK MY COCK AMERICA!!

2   HydroCabron   2016 Mar 3, 7:05am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Hillary Clinton is effeminate?

3   YesYNot   2016 Mar 3, 7:25am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HydroCabron says

Hillary Clinton is effeminate?

That is rather curious. That Trump is a lesbian cock sucker is self-evident, though.

4   indigenous   2016 Mar 3, 7:36am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

5   Blurtman   2016 Mar 3, 7:38am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

There is a third choice.

6   YesYNot   2016 Mar 3, 8:01am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

That looks like a candidate for Thunderlips' new avatar.

7   Ceffer   2016 Mar 3, 10:42am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Trump looks like a blond rodent. If they ever have a debate, IHLlary will throw cheese on the stage floor to make him grouse around on the floor. Trump will wave a Blankfein shaped dildo behind his podium to make IHLlary drool uncontrollably while debating.

8   Blurtman   2016 Mar 3, 10:44am     ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

IHLlary will throw cheese on the stage floor to make him grouse around on the floor.

Trump will give hear a DependĀ® wedgie!

9   Graybox   2016 Mar 3, 11:41am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Blurtman says

Trump will give hear a DependĀ® wedgie!

Trump is bending over the whole establishment both sides playing eye puppets as he rails them all w/o lube...

10   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 3, 6:41pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

indigenous says

hu, 3 Mar 2016, 7:36am PST  

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The insane bankster schlong gobbler has bukkakke hair in this photograph after a hard day of gagging on bankster schlong.

11   indigenous   2016 Mar 3, 6:43pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

The insane bankster schlong gobbler has bukkakke hair in this photograph after a hard day of gagging on bankster schlong.

Yes suitable for framing

12   Ceffer   2016 Mar 3, 7:26pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

It gives new meaning to the term "blow dry."

13   indigenous   2016 Mar 3, 7:29pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

She is a lesbian right? or bisexual?

14   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 3, 7:53pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

indigenous says

lesbian right? or bisexual?

Yes and a necrofiiac since she has sex with Andrea Dworkin.

15   HydroCabron   2016 Mar 3, 8:09pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Yes and a necrofiiac since she has sex with Andrea Dworkin.

You consistently neglect to mention the new third side of the putrescent love triangle: Fat Tony Scalia, freshly dead and built for sin.

16   indigenous   2016 Mar 3, 8:10pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Yes and a necrofiiac since she has sex with Andrea Dworkin.

Hmm maybe trying for the necrophiliac vote? Certainly worked for Kennedy.

17   Dan8267   2016 Mar 4, 8:27am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Is this what the founding fathers really intended?

Did the founding fathers intended a slave to be president? The founders really weren't that great.

18   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 4, 8:46am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HydroCabron says

Fat Tony Scalia, freshly dead and built for sin.

Is the Scarlet Whore of Wall Street IHLlary defiling their corpse of Justice Scalia, too?

19   HydroCabron   2016 Mar 4, 11:04am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Is the Scarlet Whore of Wall Street IHLlary defiling their corpse of Justice Scalia, too?

She and Golem-Dworkin use him as a sex toy. Of course, when inserted into Dworkin, he doesn't touch the sides.

20   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 4, 12:15pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

HydroCabron says

She and Golem-Dworkin use him as a sex toy. Of course, when inserted into Dworkin, he doesn't touch the sides

Knowing that Scalia's face is being mashed into the barbed, fetid clitoris of the Golem Dworkin could make one believe justice may be possible in America.

21   Dan8267   2016 Mar 4, 12:29pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

barbed, fetid clitoris

Truly you are a poet.

22   Ceffer   2016 Mar 4, 12:38pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Did Golem Dworkin assassinate Scalia with her barbed clitoris? Or is that just an ugly rumor.

23   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 11, 8:44pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

Did Golem Dworkin assassinate Scalia with her barbed clitoris? Or is that just an ugly rumor.

Some people thought so, but Golem Dworkin actually punctured his spine with her barbed clitoris, mounted his face and suffocated him by shitting straight into his wind pipe while ululating like a donkey on a PCP rampage.

24   HydroCabron   2016 Mar 11, 10:48pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Is IHLary's Zombie Army becoming a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude?

If Dworkin, Fat Tony and Nancy are staggering toward you across an open field, which forehead to aim for?

25   Ceffer   2016 Mar 11, 11:24pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Of course, the National Enquirer says Scalia was assassinated with hooker-fu! Be afraid, Rin, be very afraid!

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