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PATNET PROPOSAL FOR GOP: FUCK DEBATES! STAGE HARD ON CONTESTS!

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 5, 11:01pm   4,666 views   28 comments   watch (0)   quote      

It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest.

They don't know enough between them all to boil an egg, so all discussions of policy are completely beside the point.

What to do?

HARD ON CONTESTS!

After all, it looks like MARCO MARCO THE HOWLING BOTTOM FROM TALLY has already gotten started.

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1   Ceffer   2016 Mar 5, 11:28pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

If America is going to get fucked, is this a demand to see the pecker behind the Pres? If IHLlary's clit wins, what does this mean for the USA? What if Andrea Dworkin's stale, dead, barbed clit wins?

2   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 6, 7:10am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

It means Dworkin can take her place as IHL Plenipotentiary for Life and rule the land with an iron pseudopod!

3   Dan8267   2016 Mar 6, 9:07pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest.

It's equally clear that such a contest would devolve into an orgy and we'd find out that Trump is a top and Cruz is a bottom. And do you really want to know that?

4   Dan8267   2016 Mar 7, 1:43pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Trump is too much of an ego-maniac to not be a top. It makes him feel in control. Plus he likes to tattoo his name as a tramp stamp on his partner while screwing him. Come to think of it, that's his business strategy, too.

5   Ceffer   2016 Mar 7, 2:13pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

Plus he likes to tattoo his name as a tramp stamp on his partner while screwing him.

Now, see, you are failing to acknowledge his talents as a multi-tasker.

6   Heraclitusstudent   2016 Mar 7, 2:20pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Indeed Trump has called for a "one-on-one" with Ted Cruz.
http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-35738700

7   jvolstad   2016 Mar 7, 7:29pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The Dem's should do the same. I'll bet Hillary would do pretty good.

8   Strategist   2016 Mar 7, 7:53pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

Trump is too much of an ego-maniac to not be a top. It makes him feel in control. Plus he likes to tattoo his name as a tramp stamp on his partner while screwing him. Come to think of it, that's his business strategy, too.

Just wait till Hillary joins the orgy.

9   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 7, 8:27pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The Russian mobsters brand their names on his back while they're sodomizing him bloody.

10   Dan8267   2016 Mar 7, 10:00pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

The Russian mobsters brand their names on his back while they're sodomizing him bloody.

Normally I defer to AF on such issues, but by Trumps own admission in a tweet, he is a top and his lover Jeb Bush is the bottom.

Donald J. Trump Verified account
‏@realDonaldTrump

Poor @JebBush spent $50 million on his campaign, I spent almost nothing. He's bottom (and gone), I'm top (by a lot). That's what U.S. needs!

And if that's not enough to settle the Is Donald Trump a top or a bottom debate, Google says he's a top. A Google search of "Donald Trump is a bottom" has a mere 10 results whereas a search of "Donald Trump is a top" has 133,000 results.

Google does not lie. Donald Drumpf does not like to take it up the ass. He likes to fuck people up the ass. This is what he's famous for. Drumpf has fucked tens of thousands of people up the ass, sometimes for money and sometimes just for fun. He's a real ass fucker. No doubt about that.

11   Dan8267   2016 Mar 7, 10:03pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Further proof.

Donald Drumpf was making Reagan take it up the ass. We all know that Ronald Reagan was a bottom. He's the poster boy for bottoms. That's why they call him the gipper, because with every thrust Ronnie would go "gip gip".

12   errc   2016 Mar 8, 5:14am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. FUCK ITS ASS!!

13   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 8, 6:23am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Make America Great Again!

FUCK HER ASS, HARD!

14   Dan8267   2016 Mar 8, 8:44am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

One security guard told the newspapers in his hometown of Fon du Lac, Wisc that he sodomized Ronald Reagan nearly 300 times during his presidency.

That's too specific to be made up.

15   Dan8267   2016 Mar 8, 8:45am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

On reflection, I think that AF and I are both right. Donald Trump is both a top and a bottom. "How is that possible?", you ask. He has a guy in front of him and another behind him. A Trump manwich, if you will.

16   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 8, 11:42am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

That's too specific to be made up.

Interestingly, Barbara Bush would drop by from her quarters at Blaire House wearing a barbed wire strap on to sodomize Reagan and linger in the hallways of the White House smoking cigars, waiting for Reagan to stagger by dementedly and wander into her savage clutches.

17   HydroCabron   2016 Mar 8, 12:18pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Has anyone visited the White House since the John Adams Administration and left with their cornhole intact?

18   errc   2016 Mar 8, 12:22pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

James Buchanan made regular romps up to his Lancaster home, for some good ole fashion play time with the boys

19   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 8, 2:28pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Buchanan was a poofter, too, like W?

20   curious2   2016 Mar 8, 2:32pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

21   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Mar 8, 2:47pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Did Barbara Bush fuck Buchanan in the ass, too?!

22   errc   2016 Mar 8, 3:00pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Buchanan never courted another woman or seemed to show any emotional or physical interest; a rumor circulated of an affair with President James K. Polk's widow, Sarah Childress Polk, but it had no basis.[75] It has been suggested that Anne's death in fact served to deflect awkward questions about his sexuality and bachelorhood.[74] While his biographers such as Jean Baker argue that Buchanan was asexual or celibate,[76] several writers have put forth arguments that he was homosexual or bisexual, including sociologist James W. Loewen,[77] and authors Robert P. Watson and Shelley Ross.[78][79]

A source of this interest has been Buchanan's close and intimate relationship with William Rufus King (who became Vice President under Franklin Pierce). The two men lived together in a Washington boardinghouse for 10 years from 1834 until King's departure for France in 1844. King referred to the relationship as a "communion",[75] and the two attended social functions together. Contemporaries also noted the closeness. Andrew Jackson called them "Miss Nancy" and "Aunt Fancy" (the former being a 19th-century euphemism for an effeminate man[80]), while Aaron V. Brown referred to King as Buchanan's "better half".[81] James W. Loewen described Buchanan and King as "Siamese twins". In later years, Kat Thompson, the wife of a cabinet member, expressed her anxiety that "there was something unhealthy in the president's attitude".[75]

Buchanan adopted King's mannerisms and romanticized view of southern culture. Both had strong political ambitions, and in 1844 they planned to run as president and vice president. One historian has found them both to be soft, effeminate, and eccentric.[75] In May 1844, Buchanan wrote to Cornelia Roosevelt, "I am now 'solitary and alone', having no companion in the house with me. I have gone a wooing to several gentlemen, but have not succeeded with any one of them. I feel that it is not good for man to be alone, and [I] should not be astonished to find myself married to some old maid who can nurse me when I am sick, provide good dinners for me when I am well, and not expect from me any very ardent or romantic affection."[75]

23   errc   2016 Mar 8, 3:01pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Buchanan fucked America in the ass, which led to the Civil War

24   curious2   2016 Mar 8, 3:08pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

errc says

the Civil War

resulted from a failure of both sides to make a deal. In northern states, e.g. New York, slavery ended by conversion to contracts of indenture, similar to how immigrants had arrived and orphans were funded: people worked a term of years, built up references, and then launched their own independent careers. Alas in the 1850s and 1860s, southerners overestimated their own strength and underestimated northern resolve, and neither side proposed a deal that the other might accept. Nearly a million Americans died as a result, and slavery got replaced by Jim Crow. Buchanan and many others on both sides deserve blame for that failure, but even the widely praised Lincoln didn't find a way to resolve the dispute without resorting to what remains the bloodiest war in American history. If the factions had understood the price in advance, both might have been more willing to make a deal.

25   Dan8267   2016 Mar 8, 3:14pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

curious2 says

"There can be no doubt that James Buchanan was gay, before, during and after his four years in the White House. Moreover, the nation knew it, too — he was not far into the closet."

Well, I guess that explains why he's the only single U.S. president in history. And I was hoping he was just a player.

And no, Grover Cleveland doesn't count because he married in his first term.

26   Ceffer   2016 Mar 8, 4:13pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Based on stats alone, you would have three to five POTUS that were gay or some spectrum of bisexual at the very least, maybe even more.

Marital status doesn't have much to do with it.

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