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Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Apr 10, 10:44pm   3,960 views   20 comments   watch (0)   quote      

Just checking.

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1   Ceffer   2016 Apr 10, 11:59pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I don't know, but I did hear they have reported a few camels in Witness Protection.

2   YesYNot   2016 Apr 11, 2:57am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

We can't say for sure, but some people are talking about it. We report. You decide.

3   lostand confused   2016 Apr 11, 5:43am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

That is a big jump-from rats to camels!!

4   HydroCabron   2016 Apr 11, 5:56am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Trump - not currently under indictment for defrauding anyone or under any bankruptcy reorganization - will comment on this soon. Probably something to the effect of "still prettier than Heidi Cruz."

5   Tenpoundbass   2016 Apr 11, 6:04am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

That's how he keeps a shine on it.

6   Ceffer   2016 Apr 11, 10:01am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

"Tastes just like Bankster Dingleberry!"

7   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Apr 11, 10:27am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Should Cruz come with a warning label for would-be CANNIBAL ANARCHIST!s given his history of adulterating his face?

8   Ceffer   2016 Apr 11, 10:40am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Cannibal Anarchists aren't known for being particular, but even they wouldn't touch Cruz' face with a ten foot pole. At least not without a scratch 'n sniff.

9   curious2   2016 Apr 11, 10:46am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Just checking.

Apparently there was a mixup in the Inquirer photo department. The actual photos of camels and rats fell on the floor, and somebody unfamiliar with the candidate ran photos of women instead. They regret the error.

10   Ceffer   2016 Apr 11, 11:11am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Anybody attempting to exonerate Cruz and peg him as a garden variety skirt chasing, woman lecher is guilty of liberal treason.

11   Dan8267   2016 Apr 11, 3:52pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?

Well it would explain why the rats are all pissy. There's nothing worse than a jealous rat.

12   Dan8267   2016 Apr 11, 3:53pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?

Come to think of it, I have never seen Ted Cruz and Call It Crazy in the same room together.

13   thenuttyneutron   2016 Apr 11, 4:16pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I heard that the Meeting between Yellen and Obama was all about setting up a meeting between the Banksters, Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton to hash out who will be the next POTUS.

It is all about seeing which candidate would be best qualified to satisfy the sexual desires of the bankster cartel during the next president's term. Hillary so far is ahead in the contest because she can take a dick in her ass, mouth and pussy all at the same time. Poor Ted Cruz is soliciting offers from the world's best gender reassignment specialist to gain parity. He has already promised to tattoo tits on his back to please a bankster regardless of the position he has assumed and be prettier than Hillary.

Trump will never stand a chance in this contest!

14   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Apr 11, 4:21pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Cruz will rip our his own eyes and beg to be SKULL! FUCKED! because PATRIOT!

15   Tenpoundbass   2016 Apr 11, 5:19pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Best headline ever BTW

16   Strategist   2016 Apr 11, 6:26pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?

Mohammad is gonna get pretty upset with Cruze. The Prophet loves his virgin camels.

17   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Apr 11, 11:28pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Tenpoundbass says

Best headline ever BTW

Easy because it's true.

You think I make this stuff up?

18   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Apr 11, 11:29pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Strategist says

The Prophet loves his virgin camels.

Cruz goes shoulder deep and screams because it makes the camel's fart and his wife likes the smell.

19   Dan8267   2016 Apr 12, 7:47am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The camel smells better than his wife.

20   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Apr 12, 9:42am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

His wife takes the camel up the back.

It's a banker thing.

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