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20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

By Dan8267   2016 May 24, 8:47pm   7 links   4,966 views   24 comments   watch (0)   quote      

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/08/historic-black-white-photos-colorized/

Shockingly good.

Audrey Hepburn was the Katie Holmes of her time. Or is it the other way around? I keep forgetting.

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1   someone else   2016 May 24, 8:58pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

she also looked quite fine in black and white:

2   Dan8267   2016 May 24, 10:12pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Classic beauty. I've changed my mind. Audrey Hepburn was the Taylor Swift of her time.

3   zzyzzx   2016 May 25, 7:34am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Obligatory Lord of the Rings comment:

4   zzyzzx   2016 May 25, 8:00am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Lots of cool pictures of the WW2 Finnish armed forced there.

5   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 8:32am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Audrey Hepburn v. Marilyn Monroe

To me, Hepburn wins hands down as the more enchanting woman. So why does Monroe get so much more spotlight? They were born just three years apart.

6   someone else   2016 May 25, 8:38am     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Blonde, big tits.

But I prefer Audrey.

7   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 8:46am     ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Patrick says

Blonde, big tits.

Best analysis on PatNet ever.

8   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 May 25, 9:05am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Audrey needs Norma's breasts and her ankles behind her ears, exactly as the Founding Father's intended.

9   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 9:08am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Audrey needs Norma's breasts and her ankles behind her ears, exactly as the Founding Father's intended.

I'm sorry, but that's not historically accurate. Our founding fathers preferred raping their child slaves over consensual sexual relationships.

10   HydroCabron   2016 May 25, 9:24am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Hepburn makes Holmes and Swift look like warmed-over genetic, or possibly generic, trash.

Sui generis.

11   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 May 25, 9:26am     ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Generic is right. And, really, I can't imagine what Swift would do with something like the bridge section in 'Alfie'.

12   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 May 25, 9:27am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

Our founding fathers preferred raping their child slaves over consensual sexual relationships.

Do you always have such disdain for FREE!dom?

13   Rin   2016 May 25, 10:00am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

I prefer Audrey Hepburn with breast implants. Seriously, why do they need to be real, esp if the woman is beautiful?

I would love to t*tty f*ck her, sliding it back and forth, with her slurping on the end of the schlong.

Admit it, Rin has vision!

14   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 10:23am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Rin says

I prefer Audrey Hepburn with breast implants.

Oh no, that would be like graffiti on the Sistine Chapel.

HydroCabron says

Hepburn makes Holmes and Swift look like warmed-over genetic, or possibly generic, trash.

I thought Taylor Swift looked a lot like Hepburn, particularly in terms of persona, in the Shake It Off video, the part where she's dressed in black.

15   Rin   2016 May 25, 10:46am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Dan8267 says

Rin says

I prefer Audrey Hepburn with breast implants.

Oh no, that would be like graffiti on the Sistine Chapel.

My salami would disagree with you. It needs contours to slide in-between ... you know, a big valley.

16   someone else   2016 May 25, 10:57am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Dan8267 says

I'm sorry, but that's not historically accurate. Our founding fathers preferred raping their child slaves over consensual sexual relationships.

you mean Sally Hemings? she was young, but what makes you think Jefferson raped her?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Hemings

17   landtof   2016 May 25, 12:01pm     ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Dan8267 says

Classic beauty. I've changed my mind. Audrey Hepburn was the Taylor Swift of her time.

reading this is like watching football with a woman.

18   HydroCabron   2016 May 25, 1:01pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Audrey Hepburn: Massively influential cultural figure of the 20th century. An exquisite natural presence.

Taylor Swift: Tall, above-average-looking corn-fed suburban girl with considerable musical talent and an effectively infinite budget for personal trainers and makeup.

19   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 1:09pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Patrick says

you mean Sally Hemings? she was young, but what makes you think Jefferson raped her?

I meant lots of the founding fathers in general.

A slave, by definition, has no choices. A slave cannot refuse to work the field or any other command from his or her master. How can a slave be free to say no to sex with her master? What would the implied consequences be? Probably being whipped into submission. Sex between a slave master and a slave is not consensual. Even if the slave does not object, would she even be on the plantation if given a choice? She certainly knows that she and her family will be severely punished if she does not keep the master happy in all things. Slavery is founded on terrorism, on abject fear.

20   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 1:10pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

landtof says

reading this is like watching football with a woman.

You mean boring because of the football?

21   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 1:13pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

HydroCabron says

Audrey Hepburn: Massively influential cultural figure of the 20th century. An exquisite natural presence.

Taylor Swift: Tall, above-average-looking corn-fed suburban girl with considerable musical talent and an effectively infinite budget for personal trainers and makeup.

Like her or not, Taylor Swift is massively influential as well.

And yes, TS uses make up and maybe personal trainers, but as far as we know, she's 100% real unlike most celebrity women today and a lot of regular women today who have breast implants and other cosmetic surgery done as well as Botox injections.

22   Rin   2016 May 25, 5:25pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Dan8267 says

lot of regular women today who have breast implants

Dan, you can't t*tty f*ck, a flat chested woman.

I'd rather have a pretty face w/ enhanced boobs and let the Pony Baloney play around than on a flat board with only a few nipples to rub up against.

23   Dan8267   2016 May 25, 6:39pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (2)   quote    

Rin says

Dan, you can't t*tty f*ck, a flat chested woman.

I heard Donald Trump has no problem titty-fucking A cups with plenty of room to spare.

24   neplusultra57   2016 May 25, 9:31pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

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