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The APOCALYPSEFUCK! Answer to Islam: I JOINED!

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Aug 8, 4:52pm   1 link   1,216 views   12 comments   watch (0)   quote      

This is great!

I just decided ISIS and all the other MusselFUCKS! are fucking apostate because they don't behead everybody who doesn't behead everybody - and FUCK! THE! GUSHING! STUMPS!

This will be entertaining and when I am done with all these ASSHOLES! I get their wives and beers.

BABALOO! AKBAR!

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1   PockyClipsNow   2016 Aug 8, 5:24pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Do I have to join now, or can I wait until I see the green eyes of approaching zombie horde(s)?

2   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Aug 8, 5:28pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Up to you, but these guys are cashed up.

You'll want to behead a bunch of executive officers just to be nice to your pension fund.

3   YesYNot   2016 Aug 8, 5:31pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Have you raped anyone yet? The day is getting old.

4   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Aug 8, 5:33pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

No.

That would not be nice!

5   Fucking White Male   2016 Aug 8, 5:47pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

YesYNot says

Have you raped anyone yet? The day is getting old.

Stump fucking is where it's at. So clueless Toby,

So clueless.

6   YesYNot   2016 Aug 8, 7:09pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

dodgerfanjohn says

Stump fucking is where it's at.

Anyone who has tried it knows it's not all that it's cracked up to be.

7   Strategist   2016 Aug 8, 7:25pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

The APOCALYPSEFUCK! Answer to Islam: I JOINED!

Congrats. Now you can kill people you don't like, rape and bang women you do like, and still go to heaven.
What about a name? How about "Aziz the Barbarian"

8   errc   2016 Aug 8, 7:27pm     ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

BABALOO! AKBAR!

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Lolol

9   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Aug 9, 3:33am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

errc says

BABALOO! AKBAR!

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Lolol

I liked that one myself!

The newspapers will comment years from now that "AF brought to militant jihadi terrorism what Ricky Ricardo brought to big band music!

10   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2016 Aug 9, 3:35am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Strategist says

What about a name? How about "Aziz the Barbarian"

That would be brand dilution.

APOCALYPSEFUCK! works just fine.

BABALOO! AKBAR!

11   zzyzzx   2016 Aug 9, 9:05am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Did they give you a M134 yet?

12   Ceffer   2016 Aug 9, 9:59am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

The wind pipe and the esophagus allow double penetration, or is that cheating? Trumpligula could probably fuck the carotid, but it would be loose and sloppy. With all of the spurting, he wouldn't know if he was coming or going.

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