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Zuckfuck Tells Hawai'ins to Get Off of His Lawn and Suck His Dick

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   Jan 19, 8:18pm   2 links   1,293 views   17 comments   watch (0)   quote      

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/facebooks-zuckerberg-sues-hundreds-of-hawaiians-to-force-property-sales-to-him/ar-AAm1TvX?ref=patrick.net&li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

Currently, owners of the lands, which have been in their families for generations, have the rights to travel across Zuckerberg's property to get to their own lands. Their lands make up slightly more than eight acres. Many of the defendants in the suits by the social media mogul are living, but some are dead. The defendants may hold just a tiny fraction of ownership in the parcels because they are several generations removed from the original owners, according to the paper's story on the cases. The defendants had 20 days to respond to the suits, or they forfeited their rights...

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1   curious2   Jan 19, 9:59pm     ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Currently, owners of the lands, which have been in their families for generations, have the rights to travel across Zuckerberg's property to get to their own lands... Many of the defendants in the suits by the social media mogul are living, but some are dead.

If dead people don't have a right to walk across a CEO's property, then freedom has no meaning.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

The defendants had 20 days to respond to the suits, or they forfeited their rights...

How are dead people supposed to respond within 20 days?!? Do you have any idea the time and effort required to make dead people respond to anything? I predict some very angry zombies when they find out about all this.

2   Ceffer   Jan 19, 11:24pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

How come he just doesn't plink them when they wander by and throw the bodies into Pele's hungry lava mouth?

3   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   Jan 20, 4:14am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

He can't afford a sniper?

WOW!

4   Ceffer   Jan 20, 11:39am     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Never send a lawyer to do a sniper's job.

5   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   Jan 20, 11:41am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

Never send a lawyer to do a sniper's job.

A truth as old as our Republic.

6   Ceffer   Jan 20, 11:58am     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

These sentimental attachments to primitive cultures of snorting aborigines are so tiresome.

7   Ceffer   Jan 20, 12:28pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

How come they just don't give ZuckFuck some custom nerd camo and a custom nerd blunderbuss so he can stalk in the foliage, giggling and shrieking as he blows away the native Hawaiians?

8   HEY YOU   Jan 20, 12:40pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Apparently Hawaiians didn't pay attention to George Carlin.
"You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU."

9   Ceffer   Jan 20, 1:02pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Maybe ZuckFuck would hyperventilate with glee after plinking a coconut rutter, and they had to tie a paper bag around his head and carry him back to his mansion.

Yeah, this is the NSA sellout we are going to trust with weighty issues of climate change and poverty.

10   lostand confused   Jan 20, 2:03pm     ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Doesn't he support illegals? Why doesn't he allow a bunch of illegals to live in his home?

11   jvolstad   Jan 20, 2:14pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Lets get some Realtor's involved. I am sure they can figure it all out.

12   jvolstad   Jan 20, 2:17pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

I had a chance to visit Facebook when I was working in the SFBA. Had lunch with some of the employees. I was kind of surprised at the lack of technical knowledge. (I was asking some database questions)

13   Ceffer   Jan 20, 2:20pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

jvolstad says

I had a chance to visit Facebook when I was working in the SFBA. Had lunch with some of the employees. I was kind of surprised at the lack of technical knowledge. (I was asking some database questions)

All of the real programmers work at the NSA and CIA.

14   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   Jan 20, 2:44pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

Maybe ZuckFuck would hyperventilate with glee after plinking a coconut rutter, and they had to tie a paper bag around his head and carry him back to his mansion.

Hehehehehe

15   Dan8267   Jan 20, 3:38pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Facebook (FB) CEO Mark Zuckerberg reportedly is suing hundreds of Hawaiians to compel them to sell the billionaire small plots of land they own that lie within a 700-acre property that Zuckerberg purchased on the island of Kauai two years ago for $100 million.

WTF? The rich get to buy Hawaiian land at $143k/acre when the rest of us would have to pay at least 20 times that? Our economic system is majorly fucked up. You can't even get shitty South Florida land for $143k/acre.

16   Dan8267   Jan 20, 3:42pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Why can't some nice ISIS suicide bomber choose Zuckerfuck as his target? You know, garner a little popular support for ISIS. I hear he's a Jew and Facebook is Yiddish for "Fuck Mohamed".

17   Quigley   Jan 20, 4:30pm     ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

That smarmy little fuck will get what's coming to him someday!

Behold the generosity and compassion of Leftists! Singlehandedly oppressing a minority group! He will probably blame his reprehensible actions on Trump.

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