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Trannies are killing online game

By CBOEtrader   Jul 13, 7:17pm   2 links   757 views   34 comments   watch (1)   quote      

Is this girl a tranny? Notice the shoulder to boob ratio.

I'm in Houston for business till tomorrow. This "girl" is getting aggressive and telling me to meet her tonight (that's incredibly brave for a "21" year old woman on bumble).

I'm thinking there's a catch.

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1   CBOEtrader   973/974 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 7:41pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Y

This has gotta be a tranny

2   Booger   624/624 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 7:50pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

We need more and better pics in order to tell.

3   Fucking White Male   478/480 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 8:38pm  ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Go for it! You only live once, and is there really that much difference between a cock and a vagina?

4   CBOEtrader   973/974 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 8:58pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

5   CBOEtrader   973/974 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 8:59pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

That's a handsome woman

6   CBOEtrader   973/974 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 9:02pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Fucking White Male says

Go for it! You only live once, and is there really that much difference between a cock and a vagina?

What the polite way to ask a girl if she's a gender binary or non-binary type of "girl"?

This one is the most extreme, but ive questioned many, many profiles.

7   Strategist   2010/2015 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 9:03pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Looks like she is a hooker. Rinn would know.

8   Rew   1138/1138 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 9:35pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

My vote : cross dresser.
Hair is super fake. Big hands. Face shot in front of mini bar is pretty masculine.

Also ... not 21.

9   just_passing_through   62/62 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 9:48pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I get male vibes too.

10   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   205/205 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 9:58pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

why even discuss this

11   Rew   1138/1138 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 10:10pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

why even comment

why even exist

why

.

12   Fucking White Male   478/480 = 99% civil   Jul 13, 10:25pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks says

why even discuss this

TRANSPHOBE!!!!!!!!

Every straight man should want to fuck a linebacker in a wig!

13   Indiana Jones   97/97 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 11:48pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

That is definitely not a woman. I'm amazed at how many people can't tell a transvestite or a transexual from a real woman. Look at the square jaw in the leopard picture. Look at the heavy make up. Look at the muscular calf. Look at the width of the fingers. The hair could be real but it also may be a wig. The assertiveness in the remarks. All these are actually little things, but taken together add up to a man dressed up like a woman. Harder to tell is the style of dress which is more difficult to decipher as there are a number of factors -- some keys are clinging and suggestive clothing,

14   lostand confused   513/513 = 100% civil   Jul 13, 11:55pm  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Nowadays you never know-this is a woman-probably wants you to call her attractive and curvy too.!!

15   BayAreaObserver   1054/1055 = 99% civil   Jul 14, 12:01am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

CBOET - Go get a BJ and be done with it. Then when you get home if your wife, girlfriend or whatever asks or accuses you of running around with another woman while your away, you can look them straight in the face with a clean conscience and tell them no. Win-win.

If you manage to come home with something you hadn't planned on (STD) blame it on her, change the subject and remember to act shocked and appalled if the subject of you messing around on the side even comes up. Try to frame the entire conversation on how upset you are, and after all the best part is you aren't lying - it wasn't a real woman. See how simple this is ?

16   BayAreaObserver   1054/1055 = 99% civil   Jul 14, 12:05am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

IJ - is this a man or a woman or a mannequin?

17   justme   275/275 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 12:35am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

"I am very selective". Yeah, that's why you are on a dating app.

"Where do you live in town?" Gold-digger alert.

I'm voting that "jess" is a man. The photo in the hotel room tells all you need to know.

He looks like he is the little brother of that woman that has the world record for singing 'Ass!" the most times in a row.

18   Indiana Jones   97/97 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 12:42am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

BayAreaObserver says

man or a woman or a mannequin?

More pictures would help. My first guess is it's a mannequin. The eyes look lifeless, so they are either fake eyes or extremely sad. It's a bit creepy.

19   BayAreaObserver   1054/1055 = 99% civil   Jul 14, 12:45am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

IJ - It is actually a guy named Kevin Balot. You can do a web search for him on the web. I used this same picture on a thread some time back and no one ever caught on.

The guy that CBOET was chatting up is entirely too obvious but as the saying goes "any port in a storm" I guess....

20   Indiana Jones   97/97 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 1:21am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

BAO My second guess was a male. He's pretty. This is a generalization but what I notice is trans gals will often wear very "feminine", sexier type clothing, oftentimes with a lot of make up. Normal women just won't look so "made up". Maybe they like over doing it, or trying to make up for the fact they aren't really women. Or they just really enjoy having that ultra-feminine look (which is why they wanted to switch genders in the first place, possibly).

In Hawaii they are called Mahu. Back in the day I used to go to a (heterosexual) dance club in Hawaii and watch a small group of beautiful mahu sit at this darkened table and hook in the new,young military guys. All the regular's knew what was going on but never told these poor soldiers.

When I hear the song Lola by the Kinks, it reminds me of this.

21   CBOEtrader   973/974 = 99% civil   Jul 14, 3:31am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks says

why even discuss this

Mock outrage? Oh stop it

I am legit disappointed and mildly concerned that the sjw types encourage gender to be defined by "identity". More and more of these man-ladies have been popping up in dating apps.

Its affecting the efficiency of my sex life. Have some goddam empathy

22   Blurtman   561/561 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 3:31am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ask "her" to name the starting five on the Warriors.

23   Blurtman   561/561 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 4:43am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

24   Booger   624/624 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 6:03am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

25   zzyzzx   983/983 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 7:29am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

26   komputodo   220/221 = 99% civil   Jul 14, 7:35am  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Indiana Jones says

I'm amazed at how many people can't tell a transvestite or a transexual from a real woman

Help us out. Was obamas wife a real woman?

27   Patrick   2216/2216 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 7:50am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Not only is "she" a man, the hotel room shots are a clue as to where he hangs out.

Next.

28   errc   714/723 = 98% civil   Jul 14, 8:30am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

CBOEtrader says

RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks says

why even discuss this

Mock outrage? Oh stop it

I am legit disappointed and mildly concerned that the sjw types encourage gender to be defined by "identity". More and more of these man-ladies have been popping up in dating apps.

Its affecting the efficiency of my sex life. Have some goddam empathy

You have all the efficacy of a typical 'American ' "Capitalist", if you actually needed a second opinion.

The second picture where he is posing in front of the motel kitchen is a dead give away. If that was a girl, would you be into that buster?

Like BAO said, go get the blowy. I'm sure guys that are into sucking dick are probably hella good at it...they know first hand what feels best.

29   Ceffer   865/865 = 100% civil   Jul 14, 9:57am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

All blow jobs are grey in the dark.

30   joshuatrio   112/113 = 99% civil   Jul 14, 1:09pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Nasty.

31   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   1344/1344 = 100% civil   Jul 15, 10:18am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Beg the tranny to show you its dick and post it all over the place.

32   TwoScoopsMcGee   1705/1705 = 100% civil   Jul 15, 10:23am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

BayAreaObserver says

IJ - is this a man or a woman or a mannequin?

"too much photoshop"?

In any case, yeah it's a tranny.

33   Patrick   2216/2216 = 100% civil   Jul 16, 10:23pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

All blow jobs are grey in the dark.

@Ceffer you speak German?

34   Ceffer   865/865 = 100% civil   Jul 16, 11:18pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Patrick says

@Ceffer you speak German?

I took a year of German in college. What I learned to read and speak, I have mostly forgotten.

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