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Jail for music teacher, 54, who blames male student, 17, for tricking her into having sex 'like a used car salesman'

By jvolstad   Jul 16, 7:42pm   385 views   13 comments   watch (0)   quote      

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/bcaf164e-5b84-36ba-bb38-aaa0d2e40ce5/ss_jail-for-music-teacher%2C-54%2C.html

Thank God it wasn't a Realtor. That would have been totally gross! :-(

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1   iwog   2224/2226 = 99% civil   Jul 16, 8:19pm  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

54? She should have gotten life.

2   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   1347/1347 = 100% civil   Jul 16, 8:31pm  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I hope he put a bag over her head and took her from behind.

3   iwog   2224/2226 = 99% civil   Jul 16, 8:32pm  ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   quote    

OMG, I changed my mind. Capital punishment time.

4   Ceffer   870/870 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 12:25am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

I guess her punishment is to have sex with a 100 year old, crusty, drooling smelly old horn dog.

5   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   1347/1347 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 6:14am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

I guess her punishment is to have sex with a 100 year old, crusty, drooling smelly old horn dog.

Or 47 of them.

6   Dan8267   3636/3684 = 98% civil   Jul 17, 8:13am  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

Woman at 54

Man at 54

The crossover point is 30. That's the deadline for women to cash in their looks.

7   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   1347/1347 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 8:15am  ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   quote    

If she can achieve lubrication, she's a 10!

8   zzyzzx   983/983 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 8:15am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

If she can achieve lubrication, she's a 10!

She's 54, so that is not happening!

9   APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   1347/1347 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 8:20am  ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   quote    

zzyzzx says

She's 54, so that is not happening!

Try eating her cunt for half an hour first. She'll be wet enough to take a donkey.

Patience is a virtue.

10   jvolstad   197/197 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 10:43am  ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   quote    

Ceffer says

I guess her punishment is to have sex with a 100 year old, crusty, drooling smelly old horn dog.

Did someone mention me? ;-)

11   Dan8267   3636/3684 = 98% civil   Jul 17, 2:33pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike (1)   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Try eating her cunt for half an hour first. She'll be wet enough to take a donkey.

If you have the donkey, what do you need her for? Have we learned nothing from CIC?

12   Ceffer   870/870 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 2:44pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

This is why they sell KY jelly with 10 psi dispenser nozzles.

13   Goran_K   624/624 = 100% civil   Jul 17, 3:00pm  ↑ like   ↓ dislike   quote    

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Try eating her cunt for half an hour first. She'll be wet enough to take a donkey.

Patience is a virtue.

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