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Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites
By HydroCabron  4 comments, latest 2 days ago:
sbh says FUCKING ILLEGALS!

'Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension'
By ChapulinColorado in Sacramento CA 95834   11 comments, latest 3 days ago:
Peter P says Strategist says It's evolutionary based. Those who stick together for a common goal will increase their odds of survival. Except in real life goals are never that common.

Ricky Gervais - The Bible
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   25 comments, latest 1 week ago:
Dan8267 says indigenous says Dan8267 says 1. This argument assume finite, bounded time. If time is infinite, there can be no first agent. If time is finite but bounded, as is believed in modern physics,...

Fox: Obama Seeks Advice on Establishing Monarchy
By BayAreaObserver  1 comment, latest 1 week ago:
Blurtman says A perfect match for the increasingly feudalistic US.

Funny picture thread
By zzyzzx  552 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Ceffer says

I found APOCALYPSEFUCK's truck!!!
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230   34 comments, latest 1 month ago:
zzyzzx says I just found his wheelchair, should he ever need one:

Amazon Echo
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says PatNetters should try a house spy experiment with Alexafuck. Sit around the thing all day asking Alexafuck about how to murder a spouse, poison or log splitter or shotgun, etc and see if...

Robin Williams, 1951-2014
By curious2  4 comments, latest 1 month ago:
curious2 says "Toxicology testing found the antidepressant Mirtazapine as well as caffeine and the Parkinson’s mediation levodopa in his blood." Mirtazapine is a prescription drug that manipulates serotonin levels in a way similar to SSRIs....

Grand Theft Auto In Real Life
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   1 comment, latest 2 months ago:
Dan8267 says

Apple To Sell $199 Case to Fix Bendable iPhones
By ChapulinColorado in Sacramento CA 95834   9 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Bigsby says And yet the new iPhone is encrypted...

And Now something from the "No Shit Sherlock" files
By CaptainShuddup  posted 3 months ago:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/19/ Now, while I maintain my strong conviction that nobody has ever slipped on a banana peel, Japanese researchers have proven that these things can, in fact, decrease the friction under a shoe sole by...

They tell me it's "Greek Yogurt" ...
By John Bailo in Kent WA 98030   1 comment, latest 3 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says Have you tried Mexican Creme'? I discovered that stuff last year, and was using it as a substitute for thick cream, or sour cream or even a creamer. I was enjoying it until...

Ukrainians know how to treat their politicians. Americans should learn from them
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   posted 3 months ago:
Video Back Story I can only hope that one day America has a democracy as advanced as this.

NFL Announces Bonuses For Not Being Arrested
By ChapulinColorado in Sacramento CA 95834   posted 3 months ago:
The National Football League plans to give players cash bonuses if they stay out of trouble with the law. http://dailycurrant.com/2014/0

Bad Ideas
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   1 comment, latest 3 months ago:
waiting_for_the_fall says wow

The U.S.S.R. Won in 1980 - Alternative History
By John Bailo in Kent WA 98030   5 comments, latest 3 months ago:
New Renter says Vicente says New Renter says Sorry Dan but if you remember the USSR had their chance and did no better than we did. We fellated and otherwise serviced the bankers better. Well...

RIP Joan Rivers
By CaptainShuddup  24 comments, latest 3 months ago:
Ceffer says And I always thought that an umlaut was a vowel with a hangover. You learn something every day. Of course, Mötley Crüe never stayed sober long enough to have a hangover.

I find you shit
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230   5 comments, latest 3 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says I bet they will have one hell of a "Where are they now" segment on them in about 20 years from now.

Famous Political Pundit A.B.Stoddard Wants a POTUS with a High Sperm Count.
By bgamall4 in Las Vegas NV 89117   4 comments, latest 3 months ago:
bgamall4 says Call it Crazy says I don't care about the sperm count, I just want a POTUS with a pair of balls that wasn't a eunuch.... Lol, however, too much testosterone in a nuclear...

Ferguson Police Behead American Journalist
By bgamall4 in Las Vegas NV 89117   11 comments, latest 4 months ago:
bgamall4 says carrieon says This article is awesome. Thank you for sharing. It puts into perspective how it feels to be victimized by the national media before a hearing, not to mention a trial. There...

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