On 12 May 2012
Demand All Medical Bills In Advance!,
Slogans? Did you ask for slogans?
State the price before you slice!
Don’t make my health a roll of the dice, just be fair and name your price!
Before you hook up that breathing device, please be kind and name your price!
Don’t do more than will suffice, if I cannot be told the price!
Dear Sirs and Madams, for hearts enlarged, pray tell what will I soon be charged?
Do not engage your various devices, until in writing I see prices!
Give me the bills before you show me your skills!
What’s the price for that pack of ice?
(ring ring) Have I reached medical billing? What’s the code for a mercy killing?