who gives a shit? Russia can keep Crimea and all those other shitty lands.
the neo-cons who want us to intervene and spill blood for some ethnic russians, tarters, and other slavs who i dont care about can go fuck themselves. vitali klischtsko can go fuck himself, and his brother can do the same.
i'd care more about the slimy dump i took this morning than i do about crimea. if you guys care about it so much, go get your m16 and volunteer with a mercenary force and fight for kiev.