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Registered May 20, 2010

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• On 20 May 2010 in Realtor ad guaranteed to work?, LoganAlexander said:

  I bought a house with a large dick. I was inexperienced in real estate (a "property virgin") and didn't really know what size dick I wanted. I was worried that having a huge dick would be hard but I just blew my wad and got the biggest dick in the neighborhood. Best decision of my life! The ladies love it. I have parties on my dick all summer long. When the party is over, I just hose it off, no problem.

  It was very hard on my friends though. When their wives found out about my tremendous dick, they got "dick envy." Pretty soon my friends were asking all kinds of annoying questions like, "How can I get a big dick? What if I just lay cock all over my house...the windows, bathrooms, kitchen? Do you think cocking all the time will satisfy my wife? Will Obama's cash for cockers program help me?"

  I told them that no amount of cocking can substitute for a humongous dick.