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zzyzzx   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 12:10pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (11)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 1

It's about time gays had to start paying higher taxes and alimony.

iwog   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 4:11pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (7)   Dislike (2)   Delete  Comment 2

Call it Crazy says

Yep, liberal, degenerate, dirt-bags need to stay together!!

Wow, you really think the fact everyone hates you on this board is based in politics???

Everyone hates you here because you're a lying, trolling, disgusting sack of shit. Your politics don't really enter into it.

zzyzzx   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 11:04am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (7)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 3

Obligatory:

HEY YOU   Tue, 30 Jun 2015, 10:23am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 4

Members of The Big Club.
And assholes continue to vote for Democrats.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie   Tue, 30 Jun 2015, 6:02am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 5

IT's time for FUCK! YEAH! I'll Take You!

FUCK! YEAH! is an open source app that rides smart phones with proximity maps for 'passengers' and 'riders' each of which can assume the other role at any time.

The app houses maps and a rating system from DAHMER! to GANDI! and a bidding mechanism by which someone reports location, destination and bid for ride.

That's it. No one answers in 5 minutes, you bid again or hail a real cab.

FUCK! gets a buck that goes to a common fund to maintain the app for every ride completed.

That's it.

Uber fucked.

SoftShell   Thu, 25 Jun 2015, 9:12pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (3)   Delete  Comment 6

I'm good to go...both articles offered up speculation only, no evidence of decreased grey matter.
occams razor rules.

CaptainShuddup   Thu, 25 Jun 2015, 12:18pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 7

This guy dies and goes to hell.
The Devil is there giving new recruits the nickle tour before he sends them off to eternal hell fire damnation.
The devil gets to this one guy and asks, so what did you do in the living world. The guy said I was an Air conditioning tech.
The Devil said, yeah? Hey we need aircon, think you rig something up? but not in the eternal hell fire damnation room! The AC man said sure I'll do my best. He got a nice 50,000,000 btu unit going and cooled the pace down. The devil said. Hey this is nice good job, what about an ice machine you know we could use some ice in hell.
The ac man got a huge industrial ice machine going. The devil thanked him. The guy was really making a great impression and got his own private office and everything. One day the red phone rings and it's St Peters, on the other end. He said I see you have Ralph Smith the AC man down there? The devil said, yeah that's right we got him. He's a good worker too, it's really working out. St Peters said well that's nice, but it was a mistake he went to you by mistake he belongs up here in heaven. The Devil said well you can't have him, he's been too good. St Peters said well listen you better, or we will sue you. The Devil asked... "So where are you going to get a Lawyer?"

CaptainShuddup   Thu, 25 Jun 2015, 12:07pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 8

This Redneck was sitting at the bar drinking his beer. When this Chinese guy walks in the bar and orders a beer.
The redneck gives him a few bad looks, then sucker punches him. The Chinese feller asked what in the hell was that for?
He said you people bombed Pearl Harbor. The Chinese guy said... "No you mean the Japanese" the redneck said. "Chinese Japanese, you're all the same"
He looks to the left of him and sees a Jewish guy, so he sucker punches the Jewish person. The Jewish feller asked "what in the hell was that about, what did I do?"
The redneck said you bastards sunk the titanic! The Jewish guy said that didn't have anything to do with Jewish people, the titanic was sunk by an Iceberg.
The redneck said...
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, you're all the same. "

Reality   Sun, 28 Jun 2015, 2:05pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 9

"If globalism isn't helping American workers, (that should be obvious) and it isn't helping the Chinese or Indians, who is the only beneficiary of all the new free trade? "

1. Chinese and Indian living standards have been improving dramatically in the past 2-3 decades: by orders of magnitude in dollar terms, 10x to 100x income increase in many cases. In some parts, they have a bubble.

2. What "globalism" does is highly dependent on what you mean by "globalism": real unfettered free trade benefit all those who are parties to the trade, including the poor. The problem is that "globalism" and "trade agreements" have in recent years become more and more like "managed trade," i.e. trade managed by government bureaucrats and their cronies who put the "trade agreements" together. Of course, in that case, the regulations on trade benefit the regulators and their cronies.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie   Sat, 27 Jun 2015, 8:05pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 10

There is no reason a 2/3 in Fremont should not cost exactly the same as the GDP of Croatia!

HEY YOU   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 6:13pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 11

“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
― Kinky Friedman

iwog   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 3:24pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (2)   Delete  Comment 12

Reality says

Polygamy will probably soon be repackaged as a "progressive" idea too: there is no reason to discriminate against people who are polyamorous.

What the fuck do you have against polygamist marriage as described and encouraged in the Bible?????

curious2   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 2:19pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 13

CaptainShuddup says

I got married at the JP without needing the popes blessing

That's been the point all along. Religious "conservatives" claim that the only real marriages are the ones the Pope or their imaginary friend would bless, regardless of what our Constitution says, because they hate America and are in love with their imaginary friend (aka their own ego). Frankly, even though you came from South Carolina Baptists, you should know better, having got legally married to a Catholic. You know from your own experience that in America people have a right to get married without the Pope's blessing. You should be celebrating, or at least you should try to find something nice to say.

Heraclitusstudent   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 9:28am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 14

Now they will have to move on to transgenders to distract people while they are being robbed.

Quigley   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 8:37am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 15

I think people are just like "duh!"
Seems like voluntary segregation happens everywhere. Most people want to live near people who look like them and share a culture.

Call it Crazy   Fri, 26 Jun 2015, 7:44am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (5)   Dislike (2)   Delete  Comment 16

Time for Dan to celebrate at Georgie's!!

dodgerfanjohn   Tue, 30 Jun 2015, 5:41pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 17

Dan8267 says

tovarichpeter says

No magic bullet to cure income inequality"

Oh, I think regular bullets would work

That's what tends to happen, but only when the peasants have nothing. You may not like an income of $15k a year and I sure don't, but there's lots and lots of people out there who have no issue with sitting and watching Jerry Springer all day.

As long as the peasants eat and have mindless entertainment, there is no revolt to be had.

BayAreaObserver   Tue, 30 Jun 2015, 2:54pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 18

iwog says

I think there are numerous instances of being raped you can imagine that are FAR preferable to having your entire life flushed down the toilet from a false accusation.

WTF ? Either you're having too many prison/scout troop fantasies or you need to lay down on a couch and talk to someone - for a long time

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie   Tue, 30 Jun 2015, 1:19pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike (1)   Delete  Comment 19

How come it's always about rape with this guy?

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie   Mon, 29 Jun 2015, 4:27pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   Delete  Comment 20

He's standing on street corners in Santiago, holding out pictures of his crap shack in Concord, telling passing crack whores, "Me mointo caliente real estate mogul, seniorita! Squeezita my ballsack, si?" while his kid tries to hide behind cars so no one will see he is with him.

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