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APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 10, 4:11pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Every c-suite TBTF banker in America should be stuffed into wedding dresses and chained to pipes in showers at supermax prisons until they die of sepsis or commit suicide by eating their own arms.

Everyone knows that.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 12, 2:04pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

Hillary the hero will be America's champion as soon as she digs all the bankster pubies out from between her teeth.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 12, 2:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

tovarichpeter says

Officer Michael Brelo, who investigators say fired 34 shots at the car and then climbed on the hood and fired 15 more through the windshield, is on trial on two counts of voluntary manslaughter.

This guy is very soul of Officer Safety.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 12, 5:53pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

HydroCabron says

It beats the hell out of explaining to the children how our president just blew 20 bankers behind the West Wing dumpster.

Hillfuck will be sucking the bankers off behind the dumpster, savagely, wantonly and without remorse.

The grunting sow will gobble their schlongs with Caligulan abandon.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 12, 5:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

I think Mrs Wallace fucked a wino next to the dumpster behind the apartment building.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 12, 6:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Landlords will just start lighting fires in their stairwells and hiring guys to stand across the street and pop the tenants as they run out.

Then they can hire the snipers to leaflet the Google bus for new market rate tenants.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 12, 8:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        




APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 14, 4:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Great. Two mortgage brokers.

The crimes the prosecutors describe are basically all that mortgage brokers have done since 1980, usually with the assistance of REALTORS.

Unless every last mortgage broker and REALTOR are thrown from helicopters into volcanoes, America will never be free.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 16, 12:45pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

I recommend copious human sacrifices in downtown Indianapolis in the name of Jesus Christ!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 23, 8:18pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Hillary amazes everyone with her ability to lie, obfuscate and euphemize relentlessly, savagely and without remorse with Lloyd Blankfein's dick stuffed into her eager throat.

She is the heart and soul of America!

Like all Clintons, she is without a gag reflex!


APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Apr 23, 8:21pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Who the fuck wants to live in a country that even thinks about limiting the number of rounds in a magazine.

America = FREEDOM! = unlimited belt-fed ammo and automatic weapons!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 3, 9:40pm   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        

Hey, Mohammed!


APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 4, 4:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

I was waiting for the explosive flatulence and grunts of ecstasy, sighs and slapping plops of drippy shits splashing down and the dappling sound of airborne toilet water hitting the floor.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 7, 8:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

People will just mount Gatling guns on the fucking things and tear each other to bits on the Freeway.

It's gonna be great.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 8, 8:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Clearly the kind of thing covered by the Continuing Criminal Enterprise Act passed in 1971.

All these banks should be shuttered and their enterprises fined treble damages.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 8, 8:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

thunderlips11 says

Why don't the police shoot people like this?

Because the police are likely running part of the scam

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 10, 3:44pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

How can Obama talk with all that bankster cock in his mouth?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 12, 6:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Crisco has live infants delivered and that gets pricey.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 5:32am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Here is how the Bush administration researched WMDs in Iraq.


Cheney: Hey, fuckface, I just hired a couple of guys to make shit up about WMDs in Iraq so we can invade and clean up. You got a piece of the Halliburton action. The accountant will call your people in Vanuatu.

W: Fucking A!, Dick. Thanks. VICTOR! FUCK ME HARDER, VICTOR!

Cheney: Keep him sober. We need him for photo ops and shit. No more cocaine.

Ashe: Sure thing, boss!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 7:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

A real CEO would just hire a fucking sniper to take these commie fucks the fuck out - and barbecue the remains for a company lunch.

Fucking pussy.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 7:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Commie fuck.

This will further weaken the stock.

America will rule the universe as the strongest and most relentlessly violent will shred the oligarchy and eat their internal organs, take their possessions, perfect space flight technologies and complete the conquest of everything and rule it until the heat death to the universe.

The next thing you will feel is an American's teeth gnawing on your marxist fuck skull!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 7:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Call it Crazy says

Wow!! This is the first member of the 1%er Class that I've heard of that needs to drive a cab to pay their utility bills??

People who actually admit living in Concord aren't members of any class.

They're just really fucking sad.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 8:03pm   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

Can't we please have a national holiday to disembowel bankers?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 8:05pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

Obama and any member of congress who has seen but not reported out what the agreement says should be indicted for treason.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 19, 8:06pm   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

Cops are afraid of grade school kids.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 20, 10:31am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

America needs death dealing homos with Gatling guns to defend the homeland!

Imagine the esprit de corps of an army of gay guys bum blasting and killing all the rag heads in the universe!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 20, 10:37am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        


You choose not to enjoy the Caligulan lifestyle!

No one to blame but yourself. You should have bought a house in 1974 and shot your way out of the ghetto like Bill Gates.


APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 20, 10:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

My password is not working for that account on a lot of my machines.

The one in the kitchen loads it correctly for some reason.

I like the monster picture on this account, through.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 May 21, 5:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

How can she talk so much with Lloyd Blankfein's dick in her mouth?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 7, 9:10pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

He was pulling her head to his crotch, holding onto her hair. I was half-expecting him to draw his service revolver, chamber her a round next to her ear and demand a blow job.

Her father should remove his arms and legs with a chain saw and barbecue them for the local kids at the next pool party.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 8, 4:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        


It's coming and your face will be delicious!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 9, 4:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

All cops want to kill everyone because there's nothing good on TV.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 9, 4:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

If the cop cars were decently equipped with Gatling guns, these policemen would never have had to exit their vehicles and risked their lives.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 9, 4:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Why does the Associated Press hate innovation?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 9, 4:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Bikers with Gatling guns is a fine strategy.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 10, 4:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Why are these innovators in education being attacked by marxist psychopaths?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 10, 10:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

If Carly wants my attention, she is going to have to shit in her hand and fling it at Hillary.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2015 Jun 10, 10:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Bomb Havana!

Bomb Havana!

We'll be greated as liberators!

The patents will pay for the 13 year quagmire!

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