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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 2:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If the sound of the whining bothers you, your 2nd Amendment rights guarantee you the ability to empty the magazine into the offending toddler under the hold-your-ground doctrine.

Libby cunts of course say that's not true.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 5:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The huns are BEGGING! for a fucking nuke!

Merkunt better get on the phone chop chop and beg the Plenipotentiary's forgiveness and send a couple of hot chicks to suck his dick.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 5:04pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is grossly underpriced.

As long as one person in AMERICA! can afford to live indoors, money is being left on the table for investors being robbed by over-regulation and confiscatory taxation.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 5:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Jesus would apply head shots, too, because he hated Mexicans.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 5:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It was the media's fault the chick with the pneumatic lips lied.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 6:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If they put the kids on skewers they could open a big IVANKA! barbecue and clean up.

WIN! WIN!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 19, 6:59pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Libby cult ProPublica just made this stuff up and Trump will have them deported to Kenya with all their colleagues.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 12:02am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Goodbye, ASSHOLES!

There is no reason why a parking spot in Vallejo should not cost 4x the GDP of Norway, none at all, unless you argue that hating SUCCESS! is more important than reasonable property valuations.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 3:40am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Eating anywhere more than 200 yards from the coast is exactly like having a diseased dog shitting in your mouth.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 7:44am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Texas needs libby snipers not lippy anti-hippy billboards.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 7:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Guys who work for a living always get nuked for the criminals who own the enterprise.

Why do you hate INNOVATION?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 8:46am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

How about:

DIE! LIBBY! CUNT! FARTS!, FUCKING! DIE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 9:16am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TRUMPLIGULA! needs to ban everything from the PRC in the name of HUMANITY!

Buying shit from slave states like the PRC makes JESUS! rape and kill babies in insensate outrage.

Sink PRC slave-goods ships before they reach western harbors and give JESUS! a rip snorter.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 12:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

THE! HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! TOTS! Program is another FULL! EMPLOYMENT! innovation by TRUMPLIGULA! to make sure that snipers are never starved for practice targets!

MAGA!

DABA!

DOO!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 12:40pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He should know niceness counts.

His father would be disturbed.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 12:51pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

A REAL! PLENIPOTENTIARY! would order HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! TOTS!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 12:52pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

DIE! STOOPID! FUCKS! FUCKING! DIE!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 1:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

W would just shout FUCK! MY! ASS! HARDER!, VICTOR! and Cheney would make the calls himself.

Everyone knew AIDS-related dementia had made him incoherent, ignored him and took all their real orders from Cheney.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 1:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TRUMPLIGULA!s HEAD! SHOT! FOR! TOTS! program is the only merciful alternative to lifelong incarceration for kids born into the earthly horror that is everyplace that isn't USA! USA! USA! USA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 2:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Our real enemy is the 13th Amendment and legal constraints on interpreting 'negro' which denies JOB! CREATORS! the capacity to conscript non-humans opportunistically and profitably as the Founding Fathers really intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 3:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Jailing kids is evil.

HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! TOTS! gives JESUS! a STIFFY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 3:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I gave him the answer:

HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! TOTS!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 4:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Replace Corn Dogs with Korn Kids at state fairs and carnivals for people who show up hungry.

For an extra buck or two, let them apply their own TOT! HEAD! SHOT! before the kid is impaled, rolled in corn meal and fried.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 4:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

justme says
You have outdone yourself, this time, AF. Maga-daba-doo, indeed.


Hehehehe
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 5:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Faggot fucking libby cunt, Trump should have shoved the DISEASED! INVADERS! heads up his ass and suffocated them in cabbage farts.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 5:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Or stuffing them in wheelchairs, igniting them and then rolling them down hill into busy intersections, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 6:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

New Reality TV show - with online betting on odds that the flaming fogies will hit a car.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 20, 7:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Even if a house cost $9 to build, it would enter the market in California at a million + with the builder complaining they made nothing and the Realtor threatening to sue for not making a 40% commission and the local paper discovering the property was flipped 91 times by realtors and straw men before a family actually moved into it.

Build all you want, there is an endless niagara of drug dealers, fugitive PRC Army officers and former Soviet Republic fugitives out there ready to buy it all at any price the builder/banker/realtor cartel demands.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 8:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Let's do the right thing and put banks and realtors in charge of drugs, too!

AMERICA!ns can at last be FREE! to bid on aspirin!

Win! WIN!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 9:16am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Tenpoundbass says
Pass a law any drug or medical research developed using tax R&D dollars is open source.


You crazy lefties break me up!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 12:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

HeadSet says
Is NPR public domain? Can anyone record "All Things Considered" and use at will, including re-broadcast?


For any educational purpose, yes. Copyright in the US has broad provisions for educational use.

If they archive and charge for access, that's a different story and NPR could, in that case, lawfully demand the interloper cease and desist.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 12:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The only crisis is real estate being underpriced because of marxist meddling in banking and confiscatory taxation.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 12:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

I'll show my DL as soon as ICE produces a hot enough chick to suck my dick.

I believe in FREE! trade.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 1:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! TOTS!

It's what AMERICA! wants because it looks GREAT! on a T-shirt and will even fit on a RED! HAT!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 1:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If everyone on that bus was armed, they could have STOOD! THEIR! GROUND! drawn down on the attacking nazi fucks and reduced them to red goo, victoriously vanquishing the threat to their FREE!dom.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 3:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This jihadi needs a HEAD! SHOT! just like those DISEASED! INVADER! tots!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 4:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Why bother talking to these pre-pensioners?

Just shriek: SIEG! HEIL! until blood comes out of you eyes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 7:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you're not shooting by now, you've surrendered!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (30)   2018 Jun 21, 9:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Too little too late.

Everyone knows the only hope for Medicare is:

HEAD! SHOTS! FOR! GEEZERS!



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