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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 11, 10:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If anyone believes $4000 is money, they deserve to be shot from a helicopter by someone who regards hunting them as entertainment and can afford to amuse themselves with their richly deserved death, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 11, 8:29pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Moto G5 Plus

Good sound quality.

Old one was slowing down, so I pulled into a Best Buy and found two guys at the phone desk doing nothing. Had all my files and contacts and calendar stuff going in about half an hour for under $225.

Guy who was leaving when I came in got a Apple Assrape-ophone 11.7 for like $899. I recommended he find out where jobs is buried and piss on his face, even if work was paying for the phone.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 12, 12:01pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

There is plenty of money to be made provoking disease and looting the suckers' insurance and savings on the way to the grave.

Why does everyone hate success?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 12, 12:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Just refuse to rent. Let them all fucking die in the dark and cold. And keeping doubling the rents and hiring goons to soak down the vagrants with water canons.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 12, 1:29pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

People fuck non-stop with anything that tumescentizes or lubricates.

Difference these days: Cell phone evidence.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 12, 2:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

BayArea says
I've been reading that this is the best budget smartphone on the market. The only thing it doesn't do yet is give handjobs.


On an LTE network the sound quality is really impressive - but the US so compresses the fuck out of everything to squeeze the last fucking billionth of a fucking penny from fucking everything in the fucking universe, you can only really appreciate it outside of the states.

Woke up with the thing ringing in Brisbane - not far from center of town and, first call I got on that trip, holy fuck, it sounded like she was talking in front of my about 9 inches away - from her landline in the states.

Same experience in Netherlands and Estonia. It was striking and the background silence, the black space, was just astounding. You could lean into an interview or a discussion for extended periods without fatigue.

The phone is, in its own right, a competent and well-powered general purpose Linux computer running Android. I use it for very limited applications like maps, and non-Google mail, calendar and contacts apps and IM apps all of which perform with no lag time, really none I've experienced that I can report.

Then again, I'm not an aggressive user compared to the desktop machine, which typically has 15-25 applications up and running at any one time.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 13, 5:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If they're not paying, doctors might as well shoot them since they can rake a vig on a gunshot wound.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 13, 5:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What happens when everyone is launching an ICO after every bowel movement?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 13, 5:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Why do you think it was really your lender?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 13, 5:31pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The lien is the whole motivation behind these scams.

If someone comes to your house with this offer, shoot them in the face and piss on the gushing wound. The cops will give you a medal.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 14, 8:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He thinks everyone shares his fantasies.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 15, 9:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TwoScoopsPlissken says
and Cohen showed his passport to a reporter, that contains only a 2016 stamp for Italy.


This was hilarious. Taking the train or plane from Vienna or any other EU nation, no one stamps passports in Prague. Only an American reporter would not burst out laughing at this puerile tactic.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 15, 10:13am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Yes, exactly. I was in Estonia during a full moon. That proves everything, including that I could not have been in Prague at a meeting with Russians in October or any time. Here's my passport cover. See? See?

Fake nooz!

Precedent Trump is the embodiment of St Francis in our times.

Everyone knows that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 15, 8:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Taxation and regulation. Prices could be 10 to 10,000 times as high.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 15, 9:03pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Who cares? He's fucking GOD!

You cunts don't deserve his GOD!like power and glory.

The fucking universe was invented for him to destroy.

Only as ASSHOLE! woudn't understand that fundamental truth.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 15, 9:06pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fugitive PRC Army officers will be raping blond chicks on Bondi Beach and buying crashed condos with dollars by this time next year.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 6:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

All this means is that either 50% or 58% of AMERICA! has to be deported to Venezuela where the libtards can die of starvation in a marxist hellhole of the kind that Obama almost made of AMERICA!

WORSHIP! TRUMPLIGULA! OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR HERESIES!, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 6:08am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

CovfefeButDeadly says
i wanna eat out Elizabeth Hurley so bad


Wait until she bathes. Trust me.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:03pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fuck you ALL! Landlords are entitled to suck every last dime from humanity to create dynastic wealth that gives their great great grandkids the FREE!dom to do nothing forever except fuck AMERICA! in the ass every harder every fucking year.

WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM!?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Here's the deal: they're both criminally insane co-conspirators who bank their money waiting for the end - and to exploit the next generation of stupid cunts.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:10pm   ↑ like (7)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you're not hammering Wells Fargo across the brow with a six pound sledge, you are part of the problem.

Banking with Wells is like volunteering to work the Zyklon B production line for fun at Farben.

Get ye to a credit union!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 16, 2:14pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If Starbucks cared about marketing. he'd be on TV shrieking NO BOODARKS! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! SEIG! HEIL! until blood came out of his eyes.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 17, 9:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you're not already firing and laying in supplies of yams and belt - fed ammo, you're dead.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 12:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Who cares?

Do the chicks need volunteers?

I wake up hard and screaming FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! to alert spousal to opportunities like a normal guy and, once she is exhausted, I go about my day looking for lubricating vaginas like any guy.

Maybe Disney could organize tours of normal Americans to cruise around in busses to show sex starved Japanese chicks American hard-ons to entertain them.

Busses have mattresses on the roof. Pull up to bus stops where sex-hungry chicks way for a pestorking, examine schlongs, point at the one that pleases, pay the bus driver / docent and run upstairs to the roof for a savage, relentless American pestorking.

Win-win.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 12:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fake news.

Every house is worth 10x what the last buyer paid because law of physics.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 12:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Which is why everything should burn coal and you should blow Trump, exactly the way the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 2:39pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No sweat. Just take applicants' word for it that they make a million dollars an hour selling used Kleenex on eBay!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 4:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is practically free in the states.

And there is no reason that any shack in Western Pennsylvania shouldn't be worth at least 31x the GDP of France.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 18, 4:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is practically free in the states.

And there is no reason that any shack in Western Pennsylvania shouldn't be worth at least 31x the GDP of France.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 9:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The guys being yelled at to buy something should have perked up at the suggestion and mention, "By the way, I did forget to FEED! THE! MONSTER!"

Then they could have bought a cupcake, made Godzilla noises pulled their pants waistband out and dropped the confection into their trousers and spent the rest of the night erupting in Godzilla eating noises and lurching around the store shouting, "THE MONSTER! THE MONSTER IS OUT OF CONTROL!"
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 9:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Just double the price.

Then everyone will understand why they're worth buying.

What other asset can double its value overnight?

Real estate never goes down.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 9:35pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

All we need is Amazon.

Once Sears and Target are converted into whore houses for fugitive PRC Army officers, Jeff Bezos can charge people $424 for a quart of milk, exactly as the Founding Fathers commanded, and shoot it through your kitchen window from a drone, exactly like the Jetsons.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 10:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you can make them, why not have them with 84 DD breasts ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 19, 10:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Housing is grossly underpriced

Everyone knows that

Some people can still afford to live indoors

Plenty of value being left on the table
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 6:50am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

All you need is FREEDOM!

The 2nd Amendment guarantees the RIGHT! to bear arms to blow your brains out if you can't endure the agony of whatever ails you.

See?

Libby fucks have no clue!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 8:22am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Layoffs smayoffs, houses aren't for people who work. Houses are for PRC Army officers expatriating loot and money launderers, exactly the way the Founding Fathers intended.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 8:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What if they were safe batteries and dust?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 10:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

There isn't a bankster cock in the universe that the Clintfucks haven't sucked.

IMPALE THEM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (28)   2018 Apr 20, 5:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Kid never would have been harmed if he was packing M134



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