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  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 11:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SLAVERY! IS! A! SACRAMENT!

THE! 13! AMENDMENT! WAS! INFLICTED! ILLEGALLY!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 5:22pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

These animals have had lifetimes to become billionaires and command vast wealth and build armies to defend their lands and possessions and they've chosen to be wretches dependent upon the state and we're supposed to reward them when by all measures they deserve only merciful headshots?

What's happened to AMERICA! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 8:12pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Poor people will have to sell their blood to preserve billionaires' job creation capacity.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 13, 8:16pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A solid punch in the face and a heart-felt "Snap the fuck out of it" is all anyone needs.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:02am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why PatNet is the only daily must-read on the Internet.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Doctors will just shoot patients who show up with Mediscam cards and yank the fillings from their teeth in the driveway.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MEDISCAM: YOU'RE! BETTER! OFF! DEAD!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Any police auction will offer plenty of cars that will start and go into gear for under $100 or $200 and offer the important safety feature of looking so menacing that drivers steer clear of them.

There is a word for people who go to dealerships, used by people who work at dealerships: ASSHOLE!s.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 7:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Of course!

ONLY GREAT AMERICA!ns stab everyone on the back, fuck them in the ass and take their wallets and enslave them, not like those LIBBY! CUNTS! who whine about everyone being too WHITE! and not GAY! enough.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 8:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The other 20 percent are cackling bestial lechers, stalking innocent animals in zoos and public parks.

Less than 1 percent cruise housewives' homes.

Those usually end up getting married to one of them, sometime after the husband discovers spouse pestorking the bejesus out of the pastor.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pathetic.

A REAL! PRECEDENT! would force Mexico at gun point to build the wall, using their children as bricks and cement mortar.

YEAH! That's what AMERICA! wants!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 5:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!
ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

The earth will be swallowed by the SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

NO! ONE! CAN! SURVIVE! the SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is the GREATEST! ENEMY! AMERICA! HAS! EVER! FACED!

SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is MORE! VILE! THAN! HITLER!

SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is MORE! FANATICAL! THAN! TOJO!

SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! is MORE! EVIL! THAN! THE! AYATOLLAH!

Who will save AMERICA! from the SATANIC! HORROR! of ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 14, 10:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wow, is anyone supposed to care?

Did any of these species vote for Trump?

Clue: Trump won.

Dying won't change that.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 15, 12:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So?

It's only 11.2 billion.

Things could go south tomorrow and Bezos would be left to whisper offers from the bushes at truck stops.

Why does everyone hate RISK! TAKER!s and JOB! CREATOR!s ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 15, 1:02pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ!

WHO! can possibly understand and protect AMERICA! from all the EVIL! that lurks within ALEXANDRIA! OCASIO!-CORTEZ! and MENACES! AMERICA!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 15, 2:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

EISENHOWER!, that fucking hippie freak, should be indicted posthumously for SOCIALISM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 16, 12:37pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BANKS! FUCK! AMERICA! IN! THE! ASS!

BECAUSE! BLOOD! IN! THE! SHOES! =! FREEDOM!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 16, 10:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Pay $56 for a police auction special, who gives a fuck what gas costs?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 18, 2:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Didn't anyone ask the nurse if she was WET! ?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 3:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Saudi Arabia needs only FREEDOM!

A second amendment will fix their shit.

Armed expatriates, armed chicks, cheap gas, fucking A!

Paradise!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 4:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We need national holidays dedicated to HOTT! lesbians making out and slurping each other.

If every Monday was HOTT! LESBO! EAT! FACE! MONDAY!, followed by (FUR!) TACO! MUNCH! TUESDAY!, think of how productive AMERICA! would be.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 9:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Boomers are free to shoot themselves or each other in the face when the agony of their infirmities becomes too much to bear.

Why do they hate FREE!dom?
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 6:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If the kids were armed they would not have to fear being murdered by a TV!
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 6:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You know what M134 can do to a chest of drawers.

You know not to leave home without M134 or let your toddlers leave your side without M134.

'Nuff said.
  APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2019 Feb 19, 9:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's going to be replaced by dial-a-rollo-brothel.

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