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  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 18, 5:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's the Beeyatch Punisher, with diversity quota bonus points!

I'm glad she didn't go to high school with me.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 18, 7:43pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote        

This requires some major Global Warming gaslighting to keep the Faith alive!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 8:14am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I have to admit it is an interesting method of breaking up intransigent foreign cultural cells that advocate terrorism in the name of religion, whether one would agree with the techniques or not.

Here, we just let them fester on the notion that the culture will win them over after a generation or two.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 8:29am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Your politicians are skeevy, scurvy demonic conspiring liars. My politicians are invariably honest, selfless, honorable and prudent.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 8:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Say what you will, these shootings are occurring with almost clock like frequency. It would be interesting to get a timeline of high school shootings with a bit of alternative data mining, since they seem to have an inception and an arc compared to the "olden days".
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 2:16pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TwoScoopsOfDragonEnergy says
Stormy Daniels sez "Well I never!" cuts performance short after man throws wallet in her face.

Musta been an empty wallet.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 6:35pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I guess he hasn't had his dignity cut off yet. Muslims can do that.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 7:45pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Who wouldn't want to rip the hair off a woman's dick and balls. Not a job for the squeamish?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 19, 8:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

When's the last time men were allowed professionally to wax women's vulvas and assholes?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 10:06am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I do not need to believe, because the Great Socialist Paradise will believe for me, from an enlightened central group of Supreme Believers and Planners! Hail the Great Socialist Paradise!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 10:18am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Feux Follets says

Didn't anyone tell him that falling rocks are just a natural transition of aging. Everybody knows that.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 10:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

PrivilegedtobeWhite says
To add to the confusion, what about transfats

When you go to eat a fat woman, and wind up with a dick in your mouth instead, and you have a heart attack?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 4:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Mountain lions are almost invisible for the most part. The attacks are so rare related to human population and the number of mountain lions out there, they are barely worth mentioning. If mountain lions had it in for humans, there would be reports on a daily basis rather than a rare report over many, many years.

In one of my neighborhoods, there is a mountain lion in the arroyo. My wife and I were walking in the dark, and we saw a dark figure slink in some close by bushes. I had a hiking light on my head, and the figure shifted it's head right at us like a cat aka very big cat with big eyes shining back in reflection from the headlamp and my wife saw it too. You are not supposed to run away from them, but it is almost impossible to restrain fear and not do so. We walked away very fast. That area of the bushes is a favorite resting spot for deer and bambis.

The lion has been hanging around, because twice it has been right outside my study window at night. One night, I heard a loud thump on the wall outside my study, then Wild Kingdom growls, snarls etc of something being attacked. I could not see, but it was a cat, and the sounds were sometimes almost bird like tweets in between very loud snarls, growls and loud meows??, scary effing shit. The next day, I could barely see any disturbance around the window outside for whatever was being attacked (raccoon?). There were scats on the front porch. We are away a couple of days a week at a second home with this one dark, so maybe the lion has made it a place to stalk deer or raccoons hanging around the house. (House sits right across from arroyo, whereas most of the houses in development are in further away from arroyo).

I thought that would be a one time experience, except another brawl occurred last week, but about three feet away from my study, with the snarling, growling, tweeting etc and a large hoot owl in the tree participating with loud hoots. It was otherworldly. Again, very little signs of disturbance.

None of my neighbors have ever seen this cat around, which shows how subtle it is..

I am not worried about it being there, because I am sure it is not the least interested in people. It probably keeps the deer and other overpopulating animals at bay.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 6:46pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"Why am I your friend again?"

"Because I can run faster than you."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 11:38pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The mountain lion was politically incorrect, and thus, deserved to die:

"According to the Seattle Bike Blog, Brooks (pictured) was an avid biker, who co-founded Friends on Bikes Seattle to create a bike community where women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color could come together and have fun on bikes."

A Seattle/Portland mountain lion should have known better and only killed a cis-gendered white male, preferably by first attacking his genitals.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 20, 11:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Nothing wrong with cardboard boxes if you can flip them.

That cardboard box should be worth the annual gross domestic product of an average third world country with a few upgrades and flips.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 12:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hassan_Rouhani says
Fake news: everybody knows that marijuana is good for you, has no side effects and cures everything from mild diarrhea to brain cancer.

Of course. The new legal trifecta of alcohol, marijuana and nicotine will be found to have wonderful therapeutic effects when used in combination! Just wait 'til the lobbying money starts rolling in!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 12:33am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I guess no more mooning out the sunroof.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 12:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I hope the mountain lion in our arroyo doesn't plan on becoming our pet and leave a dead transgendered person on our doorstep. I would hate to have to leave a bucket of milk on the porch every night.

The pickets wouldn't be much fun, either.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 10:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What was worse, the mauling death or the fashion atrocity?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 11:09am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The whole wedding was a British Barf Bomb. Who really gives a flying fuck about the royal twits, anyway?

Potus and Flotus were probably relieved.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 11:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Move to Denver. Who do you meet? Californians and Texans.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 11:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The Royal Coat Of Arms now includes a pussy whip and an S&M halter.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 3:18pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

They need to go back to the headless problem to eradicate the homeless problem.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 21, 3:23pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Stewing in their ill gotten gains from predating upon the MILLXYers, they now find no reason not to live separate lives of Caligulan splendor without the old ball and chain.

"Just because I haven't given him a blow job since the honeymoon, he takes that personally. What does he see in those luscious, juicy, pert, perky, willing pussys on those tight young bodies in all of that disgusting porn that I don't have?"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 22, 8:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Now Harleys will come with a ladyboy in the sidesaddle.

Every few hours, Ladyboy sticks his/its head out and asks, "Hey fat Joe, you want Ladyboy suck you dick?"

The problem is, your Harley will now attract mountain lions.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 22, 10:41pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

How come they don't have penis size by sex?

Would Michelle Obama be an outlier, or just plain liar.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 22, 10:45pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I tried to measure mine, but it shrunk from the task.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 22, 10:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I try to lose some of my relatives, but they keep coming back.

At least with a dog, you stand a chance.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 22, 10:55pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Heh, Heh, he's co-dependant with East Palo Alto. Psycho do-gooder libby discovers limousine libby.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 11:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

There's nothing wrong with NZ that two million lethargic, non-working, rat reproducing thugs and slugs sucking the welfare tit and 500,000 lawyers can't cure.

  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 11:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He can sell his sperm to all the libbie girls pelting the prison gates with their sopping wet panties.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 11:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What do Baby Boomer parents call MILLXYers? Vampires!

"I tried to pry my Vampire out of the basement, but he latched on with his canines and I couldn't shake him loose!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 11:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Heh, Heh, "The usual absence of female agency" when there are "eighteen" different forms of female birth control available.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 12:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

At least they didn't mandate the players going down doggie style and saying "woof, woof" while the owners dry humped them.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 12:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

TwoScoopsOfDragonEnergy says
if I'm not a complete fucktard.

There you go again, placing the bar way too high.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 12:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

And the cheerleaders? They are really only there as the procreating rape reward for the winning team. It's all about the primeval prioritizing.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 1:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.

Goleee! I'm loving those Founding Fathers more all the time.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 May 23, 1:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Liberals believe that vicious prison psychopaths should be farmed out as quartered pets to community centers and schools. The environment will elevate them to kindness and enlightenment, and the free shit will make them grateful.

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