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Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 10:30am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
Just another wonderful California day! Wake up to sun and coffee on Sunday morning, Monday AM watch the smoking embers of your former home and neighborhood.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 10:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
NY Times new logo: "Perverting the course of American Journalism one fake news at a time!" "We want to get back to the good ole days when our head fakes were taken seriously! Carpet bombing social media is a good step forward!"

Fake news nested in fake news like babooshka dolls.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 10:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
How about this rule: no displays of fake patriotism at athletic events AT ALL!

Hey, it's a sordid event of thugs battling thugs for the entertainment of mobs and the profits of grandiose oligarchs! Why make the thugs kneel or stand for ANYTHING!
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
"Stand? Mongo want kneel! If you want Mongo stand, make metal version!"
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 11:26am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Does Home Depot have any good videos on Hookah Repair?
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 11:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
TwoScoopsMcGee says
HEY YOU says
Yes boss I'll suck your dick.


That's no way to talk about Hollywood Actresses in Pussy Hats.





If the NFL owners made the players suck dick for promotion, like in Hollywood, they would be much more pliable. "He honeytrapped me in the locker room, it was excruciating and humiliating. I only had to do it thirty more times and I feared for my safety. Yes, my safety, not my wide receiver!"
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 11:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
KimJongUn says
So it took them a whole fucking hour to get to active shooter in the hotel even though they knew his location since literally the first minute he opened fire.


Well, Paddock gambled so much, they thought the least they could do was comp him a bullet and a hooker.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 11:58am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Maybe some nice videos on using nail guns to crucify pets in the basement during satanic, drug saturated rites will get them back on track.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 2:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
It's the Hollywood air kiss that makes you magically disappear!

"BJ? She accidentally slipped and fell on my dick mouth first when I came out of the shower! Believe me when I say it was PG rated!"
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 2:16pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Trump watched Jeopardy once, and the questions made him hallucinate and pass out.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 2:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
"If he gives me a lot more money, I won't join the lawsuits and I'll be his friend again!"
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 4:13pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Weinstein: "My only regret is all I heard was slobbering noises, and I could never see their faces over the horizon of my gut."
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 4:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Yup, they have "victim" written all over their erect nipples.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 5:32pm   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        
His wife is joining the dog pile and divorcing him, citing "irreconcilable opportunities to cash in while his net worth is at it's peak before the final downfall! Plus, I'm still tushy enough to bag another, more pliable mogul! That divorce lawyer I kept on retainer all these years since I first got married has sure come in handy! No more ash trays, and I can take the plastic off the furniture!"

Et Tu, Wife Bitch?
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 5:42pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
I'm tired of having to put on my bullshit waders every time I am trapped into reading a "news" article.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 5:44pm   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
This will be useful for Cannibal Anarchy, where they can substitute for ButterBall Turkeys.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 10, 11:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
It was so easy. All they had to do was knock and leave a taser equipped slot machine for him to see through the peep hole. He wouldn't be able to resist coming out to pull the handle, and he would have gone down for easy handling.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 8:13am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
It's rather simple therapy, designed to induce nausea every time he has a sex urge: he has to look in the mirror.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 8:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Even Harvey's divorce is likely an asset shifting strategy. However, he would have to trust his ex. As the saying goes, how do you say "Fuck You" in Hollywood?

"Trust me."

He'll probably croak somewhere along the course of litigation, trying to cling on to the threads of past grandiosity and glory. At least it looks to be an entertaining pissing match, and entertainment is what it is all about. I bet the retainer was north of five million bucks, and the millions will dissolve like snow in legal summer.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 8:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
"Rosie, don't embarrass me, I'm an important man!" "Fatfuck to Fatfuck, it's time to pay the Tweetie, so shut the fuck up and swab, baby, swab."
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 9:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Her code name is "Bazooka Chiclets".
You kind of expect a second set of dripping incisors to come popping out, like the "Alien" monster.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 10:38am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
"If you sleep with me, I can't get you any movie roles, but I can get you a three hot tub deal with Harvey Weinstein!"
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 10:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
You know you have political Alzheimer's when you can't keep track of your bribes.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 11:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Of course, European Sex Addiction Therapy consist of reassurance that "It's all good if she's older than ten". He got the referral from Roman Polanski, who didn't want his self esteem to suffer.

Of course, it might be more about "Arrest Aversion Therapy", fleeing to a place where bestial behavior is condoned and revered.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 2:16pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Trump wants to resume nuclear testing over Puerto Rico. Kill two birds with one stone. Nobody appreciates genius.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 4:11pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Goran_K says
Who is CIC?


He's the guy who was past master of these wars of ad hominem attrition before he was kicked out by Poobah Pat because he was tirelessly eating up so much page space with Iwog and Dan, there was no more space for anything or anybody else.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 4:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
As if we didn't have enough honey trapping for secondary gain already.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 6:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
When are they getting Trump a helmet so he doesn't hurt himself?
Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 10:15pm   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        
Should never have bought Grandma that computer.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:23am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
It is a scientific fact that worsening menstrual periods are caused by global warming. In cold weather, there are no SJWs or IHLs.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
YesYNot says
The only other option is to believe that the whole US Press is part of a giant conspiracy to all report the same gas lighting fake stories.

It Isn't?
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:29am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
It looks like the homeless population in Santa Cruz has doubled or tripled in the last few years, and it was already bad. Can't hardly walk down a sidewalk without a barking looney raving or taking a nap. The downtown Post Office has become a homeless encampment, and nobody does anything about it.

I was on a bicycle and a shirtless freak on a (probably stolen) bike in front of me on Pacific Avenue was screaming "Anybody got any drugs? I need drugs, anybody got any?" at all the people on the sidewalks and outdoor restaurants.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Members of Congress now take bets on how far the tongue lolling spittle will fly during Trump addresses. They are grateful Trump's Twitter spell corrector is smarter than Trump.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:39am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
"I would like an apology from Ben Affleck for grabbing my tushy, gym toned bouncing buttocks and flaring camel toe in my skin tight yoga pants, and grabbing my perky breasts in my see through blouse and "Cream Me, Daddy" necklace while I was whispering obscenities in his ear."
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Charlie Sheen is demanding an apology from all the porn hookers who grabbed him without his consent.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 10:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Silly, it's the thuggish unions, who else?
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 10:51am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
They do seem to break down into two camps: the "morally outraged" and the "I never suspected". Maybe a third: "I never suspected, but now that I do, I am morally outraged".

Of course, there are the oddball Harvey co-dependents who may think he still has some fumes to get their careers going again like Lindsey Lohan.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 8:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Bernie needs to put a tassle on his dick and wave it around for five minutes before giving his speech.
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 8:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Cosmopolitan? What's this article have to do with women achieving orgasms that leave them flopping around all over the floor and ricocheting off the walls?
Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 10:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Fine, Fine, as long as they keep showing their tits on Snapchat.

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