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  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 3:33pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Global Warmists: Generous, selfless, brilliant individuals devoted to warning mankind of an imminent, pending disaster with absolutely no subtext or agenda.

Warming Denialists: Idiotic fiends, morally and intellectually bankrupt, who don't care for humanity and are the craven slaves of filthy industries who make a few oligarchs wealthy at the expense of mankind.

Such great choices: deluded virtue signaling guilt tripping pseudo moralist parading as self anointed, all knowing intellectual giant OR demonized fiend despoiling the planet. No wonder the dialog is so rational.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 5:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

How about the demographic of "un-partnered, but chronically fucked and sucked to reeling delirium". That's the demographic I wish to aspire to.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 5:33pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"All of those years his fingers were in my pussy, I just thought Harvey was being really friendly!"

"I can condemn him now, and he can't take back the fame, fortune or money tee heee heee, titter!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 5:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Men aren't anything like this. They are much worse.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 6:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Booger says
Hillary Clinton was asked if Harvey Weinstein's behavior reminded her of her husband. She said: "Close, but no cigar".

"No, Harvey reminded more of Rosie raging and grappling waif meat with a knobby strapon!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 8:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Menopause exists to punish men even more for their sex urges.

Maybe it should be re-named "Men-o-Straightarm".

It's pretty common for men to press the eject button on the old bag and look for a greedy, concupiscent, juicy young thing. They think that starting a new fertility cycle will rejuvenate them and make them live forever. Good luck with that, they usually just wind up with two crossfiring at them instead of one.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 13, 11:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Men are pigs.

  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 9:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"This is really going to put a dent in our plans to launch three NEW public service unions for soaking the public coffers!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

BayArea says
I show them absolutely zero preferential treatment which always seems to be a big surprise to them, especially with professional interaction.

They'll get revenge on you some how. They hate it when they can't apply the shit test and the pussy whammy.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What an aging, antiquated dinosaur from the age of journalistic integrity (Hustler mag, of course).

Doesn't he realize that nowadays you just make up shit for free?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ivana: "Orange cotton candy head always did like cheap Tramp. I only Balkan hooker with real style and class that he knew! I tear your uplift bra and scratch your falsies! My beautiful children make Barron look like recycled abortion."

Melanoma: "You look like drooling Sharpei with bad plastic surgery and running makeup. Your cunt like old army rucksack. When doctors try to rejuvenate pussy, they commit suicide with scalpel instead. Your children hate you, they tell me every day!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"I just don't have the rabid harpy bitch instincts like Mom, but I like to spend the money! When she had me, Dad had to drop off the sperm at a designated, public location with assurances that he could be three states away before she picked it up."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:29pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

If you hate your child, get her a Rosie O'Donnell costume. The cops will shoot her on sight.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:32pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This is when the Middle Ages would come in handy. Global Warmists would be burned at the stake as heretics.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:37pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No abnormalities? They must have missed the gunshot wound from the suicide.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 9:21am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Hmm, never realized she was actually a girl.

"We have already established what you are, dear. Now, we are merely negotiating price!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 9:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

There's only one solution to this exploitive male bestiality!

Have the starlets engage in judged combat with each other nude, finishing with a rabid tweetie ravishing fest.

Eliminations until the best woman gets the three picture deal.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 10:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Perhaps an Oscar or Golden Globe for "Best Performance From A Mogul Sploojed Picture Deal".
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 12:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I hate it when women come up in bars and start humping me with their pussies, their faces all red and twisted in obscene aggression.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 3:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"Fuck You, Bill. Just Fuck You, AGAIN!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 6:58pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"I think that it is important to forget about Weinstein, and remember to keep all of the anti-Trump memes alive in the press that we have worked so hard to establish!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 15, 6:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It'll just bee a wee draft when it hits, a two bottle 'a scotch storm!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 10:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Pepe Le Pew is going to be stomped by immense hirsute frog lesbians!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 10:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Life insurance and lawsuit money from a dead, philandering husband. What more could a woman ask for, except to personally drive flaming pitchforks into him in hell.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 10:41am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He makes them kneel in morning reveille with their pussies in the air.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 5:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Did the DNC need a new Chairperson?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 5:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What's this? Another contribution the the annals of DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 6:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Yup, she'd be the first one to sue the city if the shit hit the fan on her code violations and somebody got hurt.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 16, 11:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

A few purple haired IHLs broadcast over you tube with bloody ball sacks hanging from their snarling teeth and busy cyber sleuths clacking and hunting in the background will resolve this problem rather quickly.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 2:20am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Was he eating it out of his girl friend's tweetie?

It's good they don't ticket for cutting the cheese while driving, I'd be in big trouble.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 2:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's Utah. Driving under the influence of lemonade is an offense.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 10:08am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

What's "qualified"? More psychopathic and propped up than thou?

Democrats must all be Catholic, because they adore a statue vested with holiness called Obama with a fake person behind it.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 10:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Jury: "Nobody would screw that bitch with a ten foot pole. The kid is either blind or lying, and it doesn't appear he is blind."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 10:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I can see that George Will has never learned the art of synopsis. He makes you want to smear a canapé in his face and pour champagne over his head after the third dripping, pretentious sentence.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 11:32am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Another sad example of "jury nullification". They were directed to make a decision that maximized lawyer wealth at the expense of the public, and they didn't.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 11:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

The church must have been dealing, it's the only explanation.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 11:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

You can tell she didn't have sex with him, because she would have snapped his dick off and broken his back if she did.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 12:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Fucking sanctimonious honkeyfucks.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 2:02pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

See, the shooter was a Trumpster, after all!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 17, 2:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

There is nothing more annoying then having to wait before committing murder and mayhem with arms.

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