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  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 11:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"SIEG GMPff HMPff Grunt. Stop twerking, bitch, you're making me seasick. I won't be tuned up for the fluffer auditions this afternoon!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 11:02am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

anon_8f378 says
Is this tweet even true?

When did that ever matter?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 11:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She thought that feminism was a food line.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 1:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The only chicks with pubic hair any more are the Balkan goat herder chicks with unibrows and hairy ape legs.

The Kardashians have to wax every day to keep the five o'clock shadow off of their tweeties.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 1:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Trump eats Ivanka's discarded waxing patties with syrup for breakfast.

"They tickle my throat!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 1:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This fantasy would benefit from faux Hillary packing a faux Roscoe and blowing away a faux Vince Foster, then rearranging the faux body to look like a faux suicide, before attacking the faux Beyonce with a strap on.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 1:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Getting Sirhan's endorsement isn't easy, since he spends most of his time mumbling incoherently and painting blood sprays from head wounds in craft class.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 2:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Heh, Heh, could be true. Rin claims he hasn't dated for six or seven years. Maybe this chick was the last smelly sock that put him off dating forever.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 2:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Lights, cameras, STRAP ONS!

This is hooker-fu you can sink your teeth into!
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 2:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"I am George H.W. Bush, and I have approved this assassination."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 2:25pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"I demand to see President Trump! I'm gonna break my boot off in his ginger ass!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 2:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This should appeal to angry feminists. It gives new meaning to the term "pussy fart".

"He died from carbon monoxide poisoning eating muffler pussy!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 11:10pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I bought a 1200 sq foot foreclosure in 2010 for cash. Not as an investment, just to have a second place to decompress. It has gone up 250 percent in value. I had no intention of speculating, and actually spend a lot of time there.

Aside from that, primary residence homes have been break even propositions at least with maybe a bit of overall gain, but mainly just "equity savings accounts".
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 14, 9:54am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"A president who'd all but call a senator a whore"

I know. Anybody who wastes time stating the obvious like that is just plain senile.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 14, 12:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

They were talking about severance packages with guaranteed appearances in "The Apprentice".
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 14, 2:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
TRUMPLIGULA! should start every day shrieking at a TV camera commanding AMERICA! and everyone in it to such his dick. After a couple of years, it would seem normal and homey.

Yes. Warm, fuzzy and paternal, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 14, 4:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It needs to dispense hot shots and incinerate the bodies with napalm and a flame thrower.

Smearing feces is a homeless tribal ritual of passage, and is no reflection on the robot.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 11:00am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

Finally and decisively exposed the liberal press for the pandering, perditious fakes they really are.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 11:13am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Third world shit, where the shades of gray between cop and perp start to blend.

"Seize their cars", meaning the purpose of the op was to seize assets, not make arrests necessarily. Cops shaking down users for revenues, also third world.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 11:15am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Two reproductive sexes and variants, just as the Founding Geneticists intended.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 11:17am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"She grabbed my junk and put it in her wet spot over and over again. I felt so used and soiled, sob sob!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 11:20am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

High Housing creates Low Housing. Low Housing causes High Housing. I'm confused.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 4:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Could this be why they installed an oversize diaper changing station in the Oval Office?
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 4:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Homicidal IHLlary gets a chuckle from the crowds every time. Only fart jokes do better.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 5:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Somebody has got to pay for Rin's Aussie hookers.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 5:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

He's sending the unsold inventory to Gitmo to give to the prisoners for Christmas.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 10:18pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Barratry, Champerty and Maintenance, along with publicity whoring for profit. Underlying "contributors" are less interested in the proceeds of the action, and more in the injurious effects to opponents caused by the legally rendered slander. In any vaguely ethical legal system, these actions would all be considered crimes.

Jus another day in the ole law firm in America.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 10:26pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

A few SJWs and IHLs will fix China.

Haven't you seen Marco Polo on Netflix? The Chinese will listen very politely and agreeably to whatever you say, up the point that you are rubbing them the wrong way, and then they just shoot an arrow into your chest.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 10:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Sounds like a Senate putsch is required for the greater glory of Jesus and the Founding Fathers! This insult will not stand.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 15, 11:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Gloria Allred and her daughter are now representing psychiatrists, psychologists, and brain doctors who are suing Trump for offending and enraging them with his public displays of senility. Their legal actions are being funded by the Democratic Party, and Gloria et.al. are getting a cut of the talk show circuit proceeds.

Several press conferences with Gloria's clammy claws patting shoulders and handing hankies to weeping psychiatrists are planned.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 16, 9:50am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Nobody can trumpet and exhibitionize being special any more. Guess the family rebels will have to go back to being cisgender.

"Jane, stop kicking your brother in the twat."
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 16, 9:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Anybody who can't take a l'il old vest bomber in stride is just over reacting.

Where they come from, a day isn't complete without an act of terrorism, a grudge killing, a revenge killing, an honor killing or a killing in the name of the Prophet.

Multiply like flies, die like flies.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 16, 10:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The family fights over pronouns are epic.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 16, 3:26pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The telepathic hard on is a well documented phenomenon.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 17, 10:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says
Don’t be an idiot.

Really? As if I don't have enough obstacles in my life.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 17, 10:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Oh, Oh, I want to be a libbie and concoct vast confections of idealism while ignoring actual human behavior, obvious reality, the lessons of history/economics, and hard won traditions, and then make whole societies suffer under the stark ravers while me and my centralized inside group gloat.

Oh, and kill the fuckers that don't agree, that always aids consensus.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 17, 11:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"Oh, Oh! I'm a liberal. I keep a stable of pet psychotics, completely at odds, and have convinced them they are the 'new normal'. They are out protesting the injustice of society right now!"
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 17, 11:58am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Coulda been worse. She could have been invited to have lunch with Trump at the White House.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 17, 12:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

McCain is seeing blurry orange, and thinks Sponge Bob has been elected President.
  Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 17, 6:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

He has some nice gang tats poking up around his neck. Don't gangs offer pensions?

Wish they had shown the obligatory shot of him smoking a cigarette.