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North Korea's REALTOR of the Year Stuck in Jet During Photo Op
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 hour ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Will this REALTOR of the year ever learn?

IMMENSE FAT FUCK REALTOR KIM JONG UN EATS ORPHANED BABIES
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  12 comments, latest 3 days ago:
Strategist says Every kid seems frightened to death. He must have decided which one to eat.

Aim This Weapon at Kim Jong-un
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  1 comment, latest 1 week ago:
Dan8267 says You're losing it Apoc. That IS Kim Jong-un!.

PatnNet Bumper Sticker: It's BELT-FED! or FUCK YOU!, AMERICA!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 2 weeks ago:
This would be a best seller IMHO!

Bring Me the Head Stump of Kim Jong-un!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Who could forget the SATANIC TRINITY of Barney Frank, the CRA and Kim Jong-un?!!!

Kim Jong-un Missing! Fleeing PatNet Assassination Program, No Doubt!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  7 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
lostand confused says Maybe he ran away to Thailand to find himself and became a ladyboy??

REALTOR Tyrant Kim Jong-un In Hiding from PatNet Assassination Plot
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
marco says Kimfuck may know what he's doing. "Rope-a dope" comes to mind, ala Muhammad Ali. Pat Net needs to be ready, when this fat fuck comes bouncing out for the second round......

DIE REALTOR TYRANT! North Korean Leader may have Fled Pyongyang Amid Threats to
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  6 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says We're coming for you head, KIMFUCK!

I Have a Dream! And It Involves Decapitating Kim Jong-Un and Fucking the Stump!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  3 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says All the assholes in fatigues are trying to pull rank. ASSHOLES!

Free Hong Kong! DEATH TO THE PRC! DIE! DIE! DIE
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  17 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says KIMfuck must DIE! If you're not ripping his arms off, you're part of the problem!

NJ REALTOR Arrested for Arranging a Sexual Assault with 14-year Old
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  9 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says A log splitter would take care of this REALTOR fuck.

A New Assassination Scheme to Rid the World of Kim Jong-un!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
Someone should run a personal from Kimfuck in the Austin Craigslist NSA personals. Rick Perry will of course answer it and appear in Puyongfucksylvania, fuck Kimfuck in the ass and give *him* Ebola.

Kimfuck Still at Large - What's the Plan!?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  23 comments, latest 1 month ago:
New Renter says Vicente says So the latest is, his health is not good. Damn shame, he just got done properly PURGING his government of traitors who might have been ruthless replacements. As did Stalin....

Suspected REALTOR and Killer Eats Girlfriend
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says abuse of a corpse That's a crime? Then how the hell is Call It Crazy running loose?

Does Sarah Palin Have the Guts to Pitchfork Kim Jong-un to Death?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  12 comments, latest 1 month ago:
sbh says It depends on if it's a job with bennies. She'd quit as soon as she got healthcare for life and had to deal with the North Korean news media. Besides, security would be...

Fromagimaniacal REALTOR Kim Jong-un Killing Himself With Cheese! YAY! DIE!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Ceffer says Look at that cackling, maniacal Realtor laughter. Clearly, the victim of advanced cheese intoxication.

Planning to Take a Shit on Kim Jong-un's Face - What to Eat?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says You people are geniuses! I've never eat a rancid clam in anger again!

Municipal Police and Drones
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says You don't need to dope the water coolers. Cops are smoking dope and tweaking all day long, anyway. That's the reason they stop everyone and turn out their pockets. Too cheap to buy...

Heroic American Assassin Subdued En Route to Terminating Kim Jong-un
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Wow, I would hate to think anyone was that dumb. Its more hopeful to think that he is just waiting for a chance and a log splitter to Free the North Korea from...

Criminally Insane East Oahu REALTOR Sentenced for Money Laundering Scheme
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  3 comments, latest 1 month ago:
siklidkid says PENDEJOS!!!

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