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Pour Gasoline Down Kim Jong-un's Throat and Make Him Kiss the Zippo !!!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  14 comments, latest 1 day ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Is Dennis Rodman gay for the tyrant REALTOR Kimfuck?

TSA Goons Demand to Feel Up Guy After His Flight Lands
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  22 comments, latest 1 day ago:
HEY YOU says Thank You! Bush & Republicans

Arkansas REALTOR Arrested After Arranging for Sex With Little Kids
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  3 comments, latest 1 day ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says A REALTOR is a TSA agent who achieves the apotheosis of EVIL.

Is Kim Jong-un Dead Yet?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  14 comments, latest 2 days ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Ceffer says If Oscar Pistorius gets acquitted, put KimFuck in one of Dennis Rodman's blonde wigs and send him over to Oscar's place and tell him it's a surprise party. Finally, a reasonable...

Help Dinesh D'Sousa Pick Out a Wedding Dress!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  8 comments, latest 2 days ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Strategist says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Help Dinesh D'Sousa Pick Out a Wedding Dress! I would rather help him pick out a coffin. I'm sure there was politics involved when they went after him, but...

The CRA Didn't Land Apollo 11 on the Moon!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  14 comments, latest 3 days ago:
Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says The CRA flew Apollo 11 into the sun! The CRA flew Apollo 11 into Benghazi!!!

Ripping Out Kim Jong-un's Eyes and Skull Fucking Him to Death!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  8 comments, latest 1 week ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says The universe has meaning only to the extent that KIMFUCK! can be executed by Kim Karshashian eating her weight in rancid clams and sitting on KIMFUCK!'s face and gassing him to death.

Laredo Cops Fire 80 Rounds Into Retard and Blow Off His Face
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  21 comments, latest 1 week ago:
dodgerfanjohn says thunderlips11 says We should empower Starbucks Employees and McDonald's drive through employees to use deadly force when they feel threatened. "You dirty sonufabitch, I said no Pickles! Do you need me to go...

Ricardo Montaban Looks Like an Aged Lesbian in the Wrath of Khan
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 1 week ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Volare. What a piece of shit. It should have been called the KimJong-unmobile!

Will YOU Kill Kim Jong-un to Celebrate Labor Day?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  11 comments, latest 1 week ago:
Ceffer says lostand confused says What will Dennis Rodman do after Kim Jong UN is dead??? Flamboyant widow's weeds with a diamond tiara and a cigar.

Third Grader Spit Gum! Call in the Sniper Squad!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 1 week ago:
Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says These little fucking terrorists have to learn if you spit gum and pull the little girls' hair, you're gonna die in a hail of bullets and tear gas. Um, cooties are...

Kim Jong-un's Banker Skips Town with REALTOR Tyrant's $5m Stash
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 week ago:
http://www.dailynews.com/gener Banker of the Year robs REALTOR of the Year for Life Kim Jong-un!

PatNet to ISIS: Allah Sucks Moosecock
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  28 comments, latest 1 week ago:
bgamall4 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Yanni practices fucking scales with an orchestra sawing away at 101 Strings retreads. No one he has all these people chopping everyones' heads off. Don't be silly. ISIS didn't move out...

New Mexico REALTOR Admits Paying 13-year-old Girl on Several Occasions
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  12 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says How long do we wait? Letting REALTOR walk around loose in the street is just inviting more perfidy.

Atlanta Cop Kills and Immolates His Way to Cop of the Year Candidacy
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  6 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
HydroCabron says I believe that the NAR grants honorary licenses in situations like this, so he can now represent buyers or sellers even if he couldn't before.

A Sure Cure for Housing Market Doldrums: Underwrite the Dead!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Ceffer says Underwrite, don't Undertake! The new Real Estate Whorism! Maybe funeral parlors can open up a whole new line of business. This thing has legs.

REALTOR Tyrant Kim Jong-un Censoring Movie About His Just Demise
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
zzyzzx says Strategist says "Producers are considering cutting the death scene, in which Korean-American actor Randall Park stars as Kim, for fear of angering North Korea's supreme leader." Didn't stop Team America: World Police Forward...

Kleptomaniacal REALTOR Pleads Guilty for Stealing Cheesy Crap from Saks
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  1 comment, latest 2 weeks ago:
jvolstad says I'll bet she gives good head.

REALTORs on Suicide Watch! DIE! DIE! DIE!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 2 weeks ago:
4 charts show how even Realtors are losing confidence in housing http://www.housingwire.com/art

North Korea Scared Shitless of PatNet Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong-un
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  3 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Ceffer says The North Koreans are being called upon to engage in insane gyrations of adoration and political loyalty to the KimFuck, or their daily ration of shoe leather will be cut off.

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