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Poofter-Bashing, Schlong-Crazed Kentucky Preacher Attacking Guys for Oral Sex
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  7 comments, latest 4 hours ago:
HydroCabron says Dan8267 says What a pussy. A real man would have demanded oral sex. Reagan would have taken that cop into his firm, manly embrace and taught him something about life.

Oklahoma REALTOR Alleged Teen Sodomy Case Gets Even More Twisted
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  1 comment, latest 1 day ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Anyone from Oklahoma here?

Fuck the Movie! ApocalypseFuck is Going in with a Log Splitter!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  41 comments, latest 2 days ago:
Dan8267 says Strategist says Hey, I am gonna remember that the next time you attack cops. Like I said, labeling people as "the bad guys" and holding people accountable for the specific crimes they commit...

DIE!, Kim Jong-un, FUCKING DIE!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  16 comments, latest 2 days ago:
sbh says dodgerfanjohn says (although a Toby Keith concert would work just as well). They could make Kim sing back up on "The Taliban" with Scotty.

Criminally Insane Charlotte REALTOR Taken Captive for Theft from Clients' Homes
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 4 days ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Nice. But consider: Spear guns.

Preparing to Assume Duties as Comptroller of the Currency of the United States
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
Ceffer says Hmphh! You learn something every day. I always thought a comptroller was the same thing as a game pad.

Schlong-Gobbling Gay GOP Senator Hired to Manage Idaho GOP Party Books
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  23 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says curious2 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says SEC FEC. Larry Craig is the face and mouth of today's GOP. The question is, how did Democrats lose to that party. Federal Election Commission. Yes, exactly. Sorry. Thanks...

Robocops: More Shit to Hit With a Car
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
http://rt.com/usa/207395-roboc OK, how long before a bored shift worker and some buddies drive over a bunch of these robocops? I mean, everyone does it. Late at night after a shift or two and a few...

REALTOR Tells 911 Dispatchers He Knifed Guy. Is Your REALTOR a Killer, Too?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  9 comments, latest 1 month ago:
zzyzzx says More pics of Amazing Race Miami realtors: Obligatory:

REALTOR of the Year: Bill Cosby or Kim Jong-un ?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  9 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Blurtman says It's a close call, but because Cosby also had Karl Rove over for "drinks," I'd give it to Cosby. Wow, Cosby roofied Karl Rove, too? Guy is making a bid for...

More Spoils of Ronnie Reagan's Muhajadin, Our Blue-Turbaned Lions of Freedom!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 1 month ago:
indigenous says HEY YOU says Fuck all Rep/Con/Teas for not arming themselves & going to the Middle East & stopping these atrocities. Cowards all! Excellent

Persistent Fraud Calls from MagicJack Jammers: Help Me Torture These Vermin!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  43 comments, latest 1 month ago:
indigenous says turtledove says Are you teasing me or did you miss the point? When does he not? The answer to every question by the maid is hilarious.

A New Angle for Twerk Decapitation Dance Rituals: CHICK DEFECATES SAVAGELY
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
http://youtu.be/4eANZZGjke8

SECRET TAPE OF RONALD REAGAN SUCKING MARGARET THATCHER'S DICK!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  23 comments, latest 1 month ago:
bgamall4 says HEY YOU says bgamall4 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Great to see Commie Eleanor drooling over the delicious Negress. I bet she munched her furry tweetie within an inch of her life. Are you off...

Wfuck said he would be all in for his brother Jebfuck
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  14 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Blurtman says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Blurtman says Jeb's recipe for success: have a partner take out a large loan from a bank. Use the money to buy RE. Don't repay the loan. Bank goes under and...

PESTORKORAMA! Mormon Founder Had Up to 40 Wives!!!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  12 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Ceffer says I wonder what it sounds like to have 40 women tell you they have a headache all at the same time.

When Will President Obambam Stop Gaggling on Bankster Cocks?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  3 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says A FUCKING SACRAMENT! What better use of America than to provide a FIRST LADY who would suck off FRANK SINATRA!????!!!

REALTOR of the Year Kim Jong Un More Twisted than His Dad: Ex-Bodyguard
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
http://www.nydailynews.com/new Use North Korean leader Kim Jong Uns ashtray and youll get sent to die in a concentration camp. At least that is what allegedly happened to one official who committed the fatal transgression, a...

Criminally Insane REALTOR Looking at 60 Years for Wire Fraud
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/lo Call the sentencing judge and demand THE MAX. Sixty years of RAPE and BATTERY will only begin to deliver justice but it's a start.

Why Do I Want to Stomp Kim Jong-un's Fat Face?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  10 comments, latest 1 month ago:
lostand confused says Because he does think that you can only dream of?

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