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KickStarter for Kim Jong-un Log Splitter Assassination Kit
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   34 comments, latest 1 month ago:
HydroCabron says Status?

REALTOR of the Year: Bill Cosby or Kim Jong-un ?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   11 comments, latest 1 month ago:
curious2 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Blurtman says It's a close call, but because Cosby also had Karl Rove over for "drinks," I'd give it to Cosby. Wow, Cosby roofied Karl Rove, too? Somebody had to, or...

Hey, Allah! Blow Me!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   28 comments, latest 1 month ago:
HydroCabron says Mohammed blows bankers in the Lincoln Bedroom with Obama.

Persistent Fraud Calls from MagicJack Jammers: Help Me Torture These Vermin!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   44 comments, latest 1 month ago:
errc says 206-201-2282 These mook mocks won't answer any of my return calls anymore. All I wanted to do was settle the suit they represent the irs in against me , and my Tourettes flared...

Apocalypse Doe Goes 'Death Wish' on Hunter Who Stalked Her
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2 comments, latest 2 months ago:
indigenous says

2015's First Candidate for REALTOR of the Year
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   5 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Ceffer says Looks like a nice guy. Let's cut him a few government checks so he can reproduce.

You're Doomed, Kim Jong-un! I'm Coming to Rip Out Your Eyes and Skullfuck You!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2 comments, latest 2 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Yes, a documentary.

Retired LAPD Cop Sings Funny Song About Dead Michael Brown at Glendale Elks
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   posted 2 months ago:
http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/23/ The event was the capper for a charity golf event, thrown by retired LAPD Officer Joe Myers, a 32 year veteran who left the force in 2007. We're told 50-60 people attended the dinner,...

KickStarter Proposal: Movie Called '100 Ways to Murder Kim Jong-un'
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2 comments, latest 2 months ago:
bgamall4 says Tell you what Tony. Let Obama confess to George W Bush's involvement in 9/11, and Cheney too, and then he can tell us who is a coward and who isn't.

America Goes Pussy! Now Paramount is Banning the Exhibition of 'Team America'!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   3 comments, latest 2 months ago:
zzyzzx says

Poofter-Bashing, Schlong-Crazed Kentucky Preacher Attacking Guys for Oral Sex
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   8 comments, latest 2 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Jesus HATES furtive parking lot nad grabs. A REAL gayboy preacher would have had himself crucified assside out with his butt all lubed up with gay lard and a sign tacked on his...

Oklahoma REALTOR Alleged Teen Sodomy Case Gets Even More Twisted
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   1 comment, latest 2 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Anyone from Oklahoma here?

Fuck the Movie! ApocalypseFuck is Going in with a Log Splitter!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   41 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Dan8267 says Strategist says Hey, I am gonna remember that the next time you attack cops. Like I said, labeling people as "the bad guys" and holding people accountable for the specific crimes they commit...

DIE!, Kim Jong-un, FUCKING DIE!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   16 comments, latest 2 months ago:
sbh says dodgerfanjohn says (although a Toby Keith concert would work just as well). They could make Kim sing back up on "The Taliban" with Scotty.

Criminally Insane Charlotte REALTOR Taken Captive for Theft from Clients' Homes
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   4 comments, latest 2 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Nice. But consider: Spear guns.

Preparing to Assume Duties as Comptroller of the Currency of the United States
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   4 comments, latest 3 months ago:
Ceffer says Hmphh! You learn something every day. I always thought a comptroller was the same thing as a game pad.

Schlong-Gobbling Gay GOP Senator Hired to Manage Idaho GOP Party Books
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   23 comments, latest 3 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says curious2 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says SEC FEC. Larry Craig is the face and mouth of today's GOP. The question is, how did Democrats lose to that party. Federal Election Commission. Yes, exactly. Sorry. Thanks...

Robocops: More Shit to Hit With a Car
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   posted 3 months ago:
http://rt.com/usa/207395-roboc OK, how long before a bored shift worker and some buddies drive over a bunch of these robocops? I mean, everyone does it. Late at night after a shift or two and a few...

REALTOR Tells 911 Dispatchers He Knifed Guy. Is Your REALTOR a Killer, Too?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   9 comments, latest 3 months ago:
zzyzzx says More pics of Amazing Race Miami realtors: Obligatory:

More Spoils of Ronnie Reagan's Muhajadin, Our Blue-Turbaned Lions of Freedom!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   4 comments, latest 3 months ago:
indigenous says HEY YOU says Fuck all Rep/Con/Teas for not arming themselves & going to the Middle East & stopping these atrocities. Cowards all! Excellent

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