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REALTOR of the Year: Bill Cosby or Kim Jong-un ?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  11 comments, latest 1 week ago:
curious2 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Blurtman says It's a close call, but because Cosby also had Karl Rove over for "drinks," I'd give it to Cosby. Wow, Cosby roofied Karl Rove, too? Somebody had to, or...

Hey, Allah! Blow Me!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  28 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
HydroCabron says Mohammed blows bankers in the Lincoln Bedroom with Obama.

Persistent Fraud Calls from MagicJack Jammers: Help Me Torture These Vermin!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  44 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
errc says 206-201-2282 These mook mocks won't answer any of my return calls anymore. All I wanted to do was settle the suit they represent the irs in against me , and my Tourettes flared...

Apocalypse Doe Goes 'Death Wish' on Hunter Who Stalked Her
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
indigenous says

2015's First Candidate for REALTOR of the Year
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
Ceffer says Looks like a nice guy. Let's cut him a few government checks so he can reproduce.

You're Doomed, Kim Jong-un! I'm Coming to Rip Out Your Eyes and Skullfuck You!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Yes, a documentary.

Retired LAPD Cop Sings Funny Song About Dead Michael Brown at Glendale Elks
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/23/ The event was the capper for a charity golf event, thrown by retired LAPD Officer Joe Myers, a 32 year veteran who left the force in 2007. We're told 50-60 people attended the dinner,...

KickStarter Proposal: Movie Called '100 Ways to Murder Kim Jong-un'
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
bgamall4 says Tell you what Tony. Let Obama confess to George W Bush's involvement in 9/11, and Cheney too, and then he can tell us who is a coward and who isn't.

America Goes Pussy! Now Paramount is Banning the Exhibition of 'Team America'!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  3 comments, latest 1 month ago:
zzyzzx says

Poofter-Bashing, Schlong-Crazed Kentucky Preacher Attacking Guys for Oral Sex
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  8 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Jesus HATES furtive parking lot nad grabs. A REAL gayboy preacher would have had himself crucified assside out with his butt all lubed up with gay lard and a sign tacked on his...

Oklahoma REALTOR Alleged Teen Sodomy Case Gets Even More Twisted
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  1 comment, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Anyone from Oklahoma here?

Fuck the Movie! ApocalypseFuck is Going in with a Log Splitter!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  41 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Dan8267 says Strategist says Hey, I am gonna remember that the next time you attack cops. Like I said, labeling people as "the bad guys" and holding people accountable for the specific crimes they commit...

DIE!, Kim Jong-un, FUCKING DIE!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  16 comments, latest 1 month ago:
sbh says dodgerfanjohn says (although a Toby Keith concert would work just as well). They could make Kim sing back up on "The Taliban" with Scotty.

Criminally Insane Charlotte REALTOR Taken Captive for Theft from Clients' Homes
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Nice. But consider: Spear guns.

Preparing to Assume Duties as Comptroller of the Currency of the United States
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Ceffer says Hmphh! You learn something every day. I always thought a comptroller was the same thing as a game pad.

Schlong-Gobbling Gay GOP Senator Hired to Manage Idaho GOP Party Books
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  23 comments, latest 2 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says curious2 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says SEC FEC. Larry Craig is the face and mouth of today's GOP. The question is, how did Democrats lose to that party. Federal Election Commission. Yes, exactly. Sorry. Thanks...

Robocops: More Shit to Hit With a Car
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 2 months ago:
http://rt.com/usa/207395-roboc OK, how long before a bored shift worker and some buddies drive over a bunch of these robocops? I mean, everyone does it. Late at night after a shift or two and a few...

REALTOR Tells 911 Dispatchers He Knifed Guy. Is Your REALTOR a Killer, Too?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  9 comments, latest 2 months ago:
zzyzzx says More pics of Amazing Race Miami realtors: Obligatory:

More Spoils of Ronnie Reagan's Muhajadin, Our Blue-Turbaned Lions of Freedom!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 2 months ago:
indigenous says HEY YOU says Fuck all Rep/Con/Teas for not arming themselves & going to the Middle East & stopping these atrocities. Cowards all! Excellent

A New Angle for Twerk Decapitation Dance Rituals: CHICK DEFECATES SAVAGELY
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 2 months ago:
http://youtu.be/4eANZZGjke8

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