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Bring Me the Head of REALTOR Scumbag Kim Jong-un
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  1 comment, latest 16 hours ago:
Ceffer says Caligula knows best: http://youtu.be/SIxm3Z7s5ZI

Big Fat REALTOR Scumbag Kim Jong-un Lamed, Hopefully Near Death! DIE! DIE! DIE!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 2 days ago:
Strategist says Nope. A school girl beat him up.

Humorless REALTOR Kim Jung-on Demands White House Squelch Biopic on His Demise
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  13 comments, latest 3 days ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Call it speculative non-fiction.

N.Korea Furious About Kim Jong-un Dance Video
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  7 comments, latest 5 days ago:
lostand confused says Isn't he busy killing his uncles?

The Heart and Soul of Policing: CT Trooper Picks Pocket of Dead Motorist
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  16 comments, latest 1 week ago:
indigenous says errc says When you hear these horror stories of acts so heinous even I couldn't dream them up, remember, only a small percentage of law enforcement behave in this manner. Like 90% give...

Kim Jong-un Festival of Dictator Dismemberment
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Quigley says Rinse and repeat until you've bisected said realtor. Nice and it can all be performed with materials on hand even in Bronze age North Korea!

Cop Kills 95-Year Old Vet with Beanbag Round Fired From Shotgun
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  19 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Dan8267 says Vicente says On the other hand, urinary tract infection in elderly leads to irrational behavior. Any cop who can't handle a 95-year-old with a urinary tract infection shouldn't be a cop. It's like...

Photos Surface of Fucktard McCain With Thugs ISIS in Syria before Iraq Rampage
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
bgamall4 says HuggyBumbers McLovkins says No way that's McCain. Look at the angle of the elbow. Not funny. You still don't get the Zionists when Cheney just threatened DC with annihilation and a coup.

PatNet Hails Assassination Plot on Kim Jong-un Disguised as Crappy Movie
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  posted 1 month ago:
http://www.independent.co.uk/n Seth Rogen and James Franco are pathetic escapees from mattress company cable TV commercials but their movie, The Interview, should give inspiration to every human being in the world - likely more than 6...

Why Haven't You Killed Kim Jung-un?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  9 comments, latest 1 month ago:
New Renter says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Why Haven't You Killed Kim Jung-un? I have, many many times but the game keeps spawning new ones!

HOW JANET RENO and the CRA DESTROYED THE WORLD ECONOMY!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  16 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Is it true that Janet Reno fathered Chelsea Clinton?

Hillary's Immense Hirsute Lesbian Notoriety - and How to Neutralize It
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Ceffer says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Can we look forward to Immense Hirsute Lesbian Zombie Andrea Dworkin appointed USAG showing up on TV every night to howl, "FIST MY ASS, AMERICA! AND LICK YOUR FUCKING FINGERS!" ?...

REALTOR Arrested and Charged with Sex Assault on Young Child
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  4 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says NO! NO! NO MORE!

Flight 370 Theories
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  154 comments, latest 1 month ago:
casandra says I saw that moon picture of the plane also. That solves it for most of us I think. Could be why so much interest I'm going to the moon again by several nations....

If Cantor Isn't Extreme Enough for Virginia, What Would Win the Seat?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  11 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says If Cantor Isn't Extreme Enough for Virginia, What Would Win the Seat? The answer is obvious. There is only one man who can lead the Tea Party. There is only one...

STAY DEAD, REAGANFUCK! STAY FUCKING DEAD!
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  48 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Strategist says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says Gerald Ford - Twit Jimmy Carter - Jesus twit Ronald Reagan - Demented tool of fascists George Bush sr - REALTOR Bill Clinton - Bankster cocksucker and collaborator George Bush jr...

Pondering Clinton II: Andrea Dworkin as Secretary of State
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  5 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Ceffer says HuggyBumbers McLovkins says They're finally gonna take our guns! It'll be a "Balls for Guns" program. They will let you keep your balls if you hand in a gun.

Optimal Altitude for Throwing Banksters and Realtors Out of Helicopters
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  23 comments, latest 1 month ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says zzyzzx says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says We can sell tickets to people who ride up with the helicopters and shoot at the banksters on the way down, too I was planning in staying on the...

REALTOR Burglar Gets 20 Years for Career of Evil
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
zzyzzx says Obligatory reference to this thread: http://www.patrick.net/forum/?

PatNe Question of the Day: How Would YOU Assassinate Kim Jung-Un?
By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch  48 comments, latest 1 month ago:
hrhjuliet says Ceffer says hrhjuliet says Ceffer says hrhjuliet says With style..…: http://youtu.be/Z5lbbOzka5I I would still rather see him assassinated by immense hirsute lesbians dancing and sword fighting with knobby strap ons. They could squish...

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