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Happy Father's Day
By mikey  3 comments, latest 2 years ago:
mikey says And for crying out loud, stop wearing cargo pants. Good luck getting me to quit cargo pants any time soon. With them I can fit: 2 clean diapers 1 small pack diaper wipes...

Footsie can be a blast
By mikey  9 comments, latest 2 years ago:
Done! says That's why Barney has to keep his "one" and only bullet in his front shirt pocket.

News: Man in cow suit steals milk from Walmart
By mikey  1 comment, latest 2 years ago:
This begs the following question... What would a cow in a man suit steal?

Was Jesus a socialist?
By mikey  5 comments, latest 2 years ago:
No. Jesus and His followers did those things voluntarily, not under compulsion. 2 Corinthians 9:7 Each one must do just as he has purposed in his heart, not grudgingly or under compulsion, for God loves...

Peter picked a peck of pickled peckers
By mikey  13 comments, latest 2 years ago:
That's a right cock-up if you ask me. Icelandic seamen will have an uprising over the way they are getting shafted, there's a vas deferens in their exposure. How did they pull it off?

Some DUI's really suck.
By mikey  15 comments, latest 2 years ago:
Contortionism is my hobby...

The Pope may be cool with condoms
By mikey  7 comments, latest 2 years ago:
elliemae says the old guy in a dress & funny hat is still quite popular. So true. The following lives on. Yet, for centuries it has been known what havoc the Catholic Church has wrought...

A real humdinger
By mikey  23 comments, latest 2 years ago:
simchaland says We are circling around the rim of an abyss. Will we regret it when we look back in our rear view mirrors? :)

Interracial relationships
By mikey  10 comments, latest 2 years ago:
I wonder what black women think when they see their black men with all those enormously fat blond white women?

Oh, dear, Ted Nugent
By mikey  posted 2 years ago:
Ted Nugent pleads no contest to deer baiting in CA     MARYSVILLE, Calif. – Rocker and celebrity hunter Ted Nugent will have to pay a $1,750 fine after pleading no contest in California...

Italian fun fact
By mikey  20 comments, latest 3 years ago:
mikey says zzyzzx says Undocumented Italian women were not deported mainly because of of their large, succulent breasts. Or so I’ve heard. Pics? Sorry, but all undocumented pics were deported in a plain brown wrapper.

Sausage King Jimmy Dean has passed
By mikey  34 comments, latest 3 years ago:
These pickle posts are cool as a cucumber and cuke as a button. Sweet, too.

PeeWee is headed to Broadway!
By mikey  8 comments, latest 3 years ago:
A Pei Wei on Broadway, there's a few in Jersey.

A crack shot
By mikey  10 comments, latest 3 years ago:
It sure seems that he went off half cocked.

What not to wear when you go to court
By mikey  5 comments, latest 3 years ago:
elliemae says Do you think she was serious? that would have been more fun. I had a friend who served on a murder trial's jury. She was at a party after the trial was over...

Woking in space
By mikey  21 comments, latest 3 years ago:
I'm having daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon.... Where have all the good songs gone?

Rush Limbaugh selling his Manhattan condo for $13.95 million
By mikey  9 comments, latest 3 years ago:
mikey says All news has become infotainment. Anything else and there would be no audience. Reality is not very entertaining. Is Paris Hilton really news? Networks seem to thing so. You're depressing the hell outta...

This topic is smokin'
By mikey  3 comments, latest 3 years ago:
Damn spoiled kids. We used to play doctor with cucumbers but that's not good enough for them? Back then, the tabloids usually kept their nose out of it.

Is Lawrence Taylor a jerk, a weenie or both?
By mikey  posted 3 years ago:
Sources directly connected with Lawrence Taylor tell TMZ the NFL legend's defense to rape is masturbation. We're told Lawrence will not deny he was in the same room as the 16-year-old prostitute, but his...

God and money
By mikey  2 comments, latest 3 years ago:
Here here, Tenounce. That kind of tock ticks me off, too. My pet peeve is bimbo's who claim they're "late", especially after you buy them a boob job.


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