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Extra wide chair unveiled for overweight airline passengers
By zzyzzx   24 comments, latest 3 hours ago:
iwog says CaptainShuddup says Not to long ago, when Republicans were in charge and common sense ruled the day. We just called them plane seats. You mean back when Iraq had WMDs? When congress attempted...

Best mom ever! According to article commentary..
By zzyzzx   54 comments, latest 18 hours ago:
sbh says Dan8267 says socal2 says Republicans = Nazis I didn't say that Nothing he claims people say is said by those people.

Take a seat....right over there...
By zzyzzx   1 comment, latest 4 days ago:
zzyzzx says Obligatory:

Marijuana Plants Soak Up Billions of Gallons of Water in California
By zzyzzx   21 comments, latest 1 week ago:
Quigley says Mankind's Innate fear of death leads people to use intoxicating substances in an attempt to relax and step outside our neurotic selves. If we solved the immortality puzzle, people wouldn't have to take...

Las Vegas Man Kills Himself After Casino Revoked His Lifetime Free Buffet Pass
By zzyzzx   11 comments, latest 1 week ago:
thunderlips11 says Yay, let's turn a sick guy's mental problems into Political Tools. Remind me who in this country represent "Decency"?

Police to use pepper-spraying drones on unruly protesters
By zzyzzx   1 comment, latest 1 week ago:
CaptainShuddup says zzyzzx says "Pepper is non-lethal but very effective in mob control. We can spray from different heights to have maximum results," he said. Isn't Science great? I can't wait for the first report...

Windows XP still has more users than Windows 8
By zzyzzx   14 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
CaptainShuddup says Strategist says Good thing I don't understand a word of what you techie aliens are saying. Good because I mean 24 bit 192kHz high res digital audio.

Obama Resigns
By zzyzzx   2 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Ceffer says Will they be able to tell the difference? His teleprompter will pine for him.

Michelle Obamas healthy lunches going to the pigs literally
By zzyzzx   26 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
curious2 says zzyzzx says justme says Jeepers. Who the hell thinks Yogurt, Trail Mix & Muffin is an acceptable lunch entre? The yogurt people have done a great job of advertising their dessert as a...

Hitler cakes more popular than you would think
By zzyzzx   1 comment, latest 2 weeks ago:
Blurtman says The Mussolini torte isn't that bad.

Man called Michael Dick is arrested for masturbating
By zzyzzx   6 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Blurtman says Drop that dick, you Dick!

It's what's for dinner...in Vietnam
By zzyzzx   7 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
sbh says Dan8267 says And I thought only CIC ate dog dick. You learn something new every day. Dog shit, maybe.

Cops Hunt For Hefty Armed Robber Who Stole Cash, Then Pizzas, From Dominos
By zzyzzx   4 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
Dan8267 says Best comment...

Watch an extremely liberal member of Congress try to park a car
By zzyzzx   2 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
Dan8267 says zzyzzx says Watch the most liberal member of the DC council try to park a car If Eleanor Holmes Norton is the most liberal member of the DC council, then DC is way...

Funny picture thread
By zzyzzx   556 comments, latest 3 weeks ago:
mmmarvel says Safety First

Now this is how to host a funeral...
By zzyzzx   posted 3 weeks ago:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Chinese village offers strippers at funerals to ‘cheer up’ mourners grieving for their loved ones In hopes of lightening the sombre mood, funeral parlours in rural China have been offering an off-centre service: pole-dancing...

EPA wants to crack down on BBQ's
By zzyzzx   6 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Call it Crazy says Quigley says My lawn isn't large, like 500sqf, so it's no hassle to tow an extension cord behind the thing. The motor is powerful enough to cut the long overgrown grass...

CA church using sprinklers to shoo away bums and winos
By zzyzzx   2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Quigley says This doesn't happen at the evangelical churches. If it did, the bums would be saved, hosed down, shaved up, and singing in church. Sadly they were probably born Catholic, as that religion is...

I found Iwog's car!!!
By zzyzzx   11 comments, latest 1 month ago:
indigenous says Dan8267 says Because the car is so tacky it offends all sense of taste and decorum. You know about these things?

EPA Wants to Monitor How Long Hotel Guests Spend in the Shower
By zzyzzx   11 comments, latest 1 month ago:
Blurtman says Cameras in every shower ought to do it.

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