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Come learn from our trained wealth-building instructors
By Blurtman  posted 8 hours ago:
Now this is great copy! Amazing secrets of the Ancients! "At this wealth-building event you will learn how to obtain a broader education about how to build your wealth, prepare for retirement, or become a...

We've All Been There: Florida man chokes wife over lack of fried chicken
By Blurtman  6 comments, latest 1 day ago:
Ceffer says If you are going to strangle your wife, fried chicken is about as good a reason as any, even in California.

You Can Bet Her Husband Tows The Line.
By Blurtman  posted 1 day ago:
Joni grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so in Washington, she'll know how to cut pork! https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Mueller Couldn't Investigate Financial Fraud, Jumps at Chance to Probe Rice.
By Blurtman  2 comments, latest 6 days ago:
bob2356 says The man does what he's told. Congress said don't you dare investigate our gravy train. The NFL said go get Ray Rice. Don't you do what you are told at work?

Why Can't Businesses Market Non-Addictive, Safe Recreational Drugs?
By Blurtman  1 comment, latest 1 week ago:
The Professor says Blurtman says Why Can't Businesses Market Non-Addictive, Safe Recreational Drugs? Because one mans pleasure is another mans poison.

The Best New or Current Band in America
By Blurtman  26 comments, latest 1 week ago:
indigenous says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says The Foo Fighters only count as an object lesson in the travails and tragedies attendant letting the drummer sing. I disagree on yet another point.

Rice and Beans: Homosexuality in the Bush Cabinet.
By Blurtman  21 comments, latest 1 week ago:
Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says A real Republican would have the sausage at least halfway into her throat and her face covered in mayonnaise. No, a real Republican would have the sausage at least halfway down...

Family Values Man
By Blurtman  2 comments, latest 1 week ago:
thunderlips11 says Well, he is a truly Strong individual, the kind of person with vision. If he's dishonest, it's only the way to Power. As some posters on this board respect.

Reagan's Ambassador to the Soviet Union Says the USA-NATO Provokes Russia
By Blurtman  3 comments, latest 1 week ago:
bgamall4 says CaptainShuddup says The most casualties to date are from a Jetliner, and that was probably a shot fired out of boredom, that was meant to miss. Notice that the US has shut up...

PIMPCO Says: Moar, Moar, Moar Credit!
By Blurtman  posted 1 week ago:
Cross your fingers, credit growth is a necessary but not sufficient condition for economic growth. Economic growth depends on the productive use of credit growth, something that is not occurring. http://www.pimco.com/EN/Insigh

FBI investigates Jennifer Lawrence nude photo leak, but can't investigate fraud
By Blurtman  13 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
New Renter says Dan8267 says It turns out that it was the NSA that copied all the nude photos from people's phones. The left hand knows not what the right hand does. Oh they're both...

Wes Welker, Tripping His Face Off at the Kentucky Derby.
By Blurtman  posted 2 weeks ago:
I love you! Have some money! Nice trails! http://profootballtalk.nbcspor

Malaysian press charges Ukraine government shot down MH 17
By Blurtman  13 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Quigley says The people with the esculpatory(or damning) evidence are remaining entirely silent, declining to release any of it. That strikes me as extremely suspicious. I'd also heard that there were 30mm holes in the...

The Incredible Shrinking Plane Seat
By Blurtman  10 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
zzyzzx says Or you can put down the fork... Obligatory:

Consumer Confidence Has Zero Predictive Capability and Why Shouldn't It?
By Blurtman  3 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
epitaph says

Putin Says Everything U.S. Touches Turns Out Like Libya Or Iraq
By Blurtman  posted 2 weeks ago:
Ouch. Stop making sense. The USA really can't avoid the more than obvious hypocrisy in how it operates. Rampant bank fraud - check Two-tiered justice system - check Unprosecuted war crimes - check Exceptionalism for...

FBI Fails to Investigate Bank Fraud, but Bank Hacking, They Jump to Attention.
By Blurtman  4 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Blurtman says If only the hackers financed election campaigns, they'd be in the clear, those selfish bastards.

Kim Jong-Il Programs School Children to Sing His Praises
By Blurtman  3 comments, latest 2 weeks ago:
Ceffer says Why shouldn't they adore a fat, perverted, vicious thug leader who is the son of a fat, perverted, vicious, dead thug leader. Even fat, perverted, vicious thugs need love. The Democrats would cut...

Bullish on General Dynamics Stock!
By Blurtman  posted 3 weeks ago:
That F-16 really shreds the babies! Killing machine = big dollars!

Aggrieved White People: Come And Get it! Helter Skelter!
By Blurtman  1 comment, latest 3 weeks ago:
CaptainShuddup says He should have went to a White Castle.

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