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Casual Sex Up 83% Since Obamacare
By ChapulinColorado in Sacramento CA 95834   13 comments, latest 1 month ago:
CaptainShuddup says Why wouldn't political satire sell? I mean Obama has only been on a 5 year comedy troupe tour.

Man Concerned He Spread Himself Too Thin Between Eating Sandwich, Watching Telev
By ChapulinColorado in Sacramento CA 95834   posted 1 month ago:
PADUCAH, KY—Glancing worriedly from his plate to his television, local man Eric Timmer expressed concern Thursday that between eating his ham sandwich and viewing an episode of The Walking Dead, he was critically overextending...

Argentina Sues FIFA For Not Honoring Bribe
By ChapulinColorado in Sacramento CA 95834   2 comments, latest 1 month ago:
ChapulinColorado says Brazilian Government Posts Listings For 12 Soccer Stadiums On Craigslist http://www.theonion.com/articl

In Rare Consensus, Sunnis and Shiites Tell Cheney to Shut Up
By BayAreaObserver  32 comments, latest 1 month ago:
sbh says Invest2014 says I don't know which is bigger bullshit religion or politics Why need there be a winner?

Guess what Obamacare covers now.
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   2 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Ceffer says Kid was probably angling for some mouth to pecker resuscitation.

Bush Creates Painting of What He Imagines Iraq is Like Today
By BayAreaObserver  2 comments, latest 2 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says Bush can actually paint, unlike that authors writing skills.

Miss Bush yet? Only for comic relief.
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   45 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Dan8267 says mmmarvel says Dan8267 says Yeah, their one issue is that Obama is black. No, the one issue is that he's a clueless idiot. Then why the hell did they not take issue on...

I found APOCALYPSEFUCK's truck!!!
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230   17 comments, latest 2 months ago:
Strategist says zzyzzx says I just found this neat exhaust mod: Remind me never to tail gate him.

Favorite name from favorite state
By Vicente in Davis CA 95616   posted 2 months ago:
http://www.nydailynews.com/new A 36-year-old woman named Crystal Metheny was arrested in Florida last month, but cops say no narcotics were involved with the crime. Metheny was charged with shooting into an occupied vehicle in Polk County...

Cannibal anarchy and the zombie apocalypse
By YesYNot in Montgomery Village MD 20886   17 comments, latest 3 months ago:
Invest2014 says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says CHECK IT OUT: The Zombie Bible! http://zombie.stinque.com/bibl Thanks guy finally something I can believe in. I lived near the CDC and can remember when Carter invoked it in lets see 19hunderd...

SF Traffic Sign Hacked To Warn Drivers Of Godzilla Attack
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230   3 comments, latest 3 months ago:
Dan8267 says Gotta love hackers who stick it to government bureaucracies. Those bureaucrats must be so pissed off at this. They hate looking like the fools they are.

Bulletproof-Vest-Wearing Man Yells "Shoot Me"; Is Killed
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230   11 comments, latest 3 months ago:
lakermania says Even if it caught the vest, some people don't realize a high velocity little .22 will more likely penetrate a "bullet proof" vest than a 45 auto or a powerful, Dirty Harry 44...

Danish government creates entire country in Minecraft, users promptly blow it up
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   1 comment, latest 3 months ago:
Ceffer says Simple revenge for the Viking raids of the Middle Ages. They have never paid their reparations, what do they expect?

I thought this job would give me some perks
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   1 comment, latest 3 months ago:
Ceffer says He has the power to make the Secret Service blindfold and gag Michelle while he humps his groupies. He has never done it yet. That is real restraint.

Packing a Punch: Fist fights the norm in Ukraine's parliament
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   1 comment, latest 3 months ago:
New Renter says Sigh, yes American politics has become much less interesting since congress outlawed dueling in DC: Engraved illustration depicting Aaron Burr coldly shooting Alexander Hamilton. http://history1800s.about.com/ Of course our honorable representatives found other...

Missed Connections for A-Holes
By BayAreaObserver  1 comment, latest 3 months ago:
Ceffer says You were at WalMart. You were wearing yoga pants, even though you were 500 pounds and your butt crack tattoo with an arrow pointing down saying "lethal weapon" was hanging out. You swept...

Playmobil Security Checkpoint
By thunderlips11  3 comments, latest 4 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says There's no damn body in an American airport with blond hair running the x-ray machine. There's a chart next to it that reads... "Must be this dark to operate"

Toys for our Times
By New Renter in San Jose CA 95136   6 comments, latest 4 months ago:
New Renter says APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says What about GI Joe air traveller replete with a TSA agent's arm buried in his ass? GI Joe don't play that! Joe the Plumber OTOH...

This is why you don't ask the Internet to name your baby
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   2 comments, latest 4 months ago:
Dan8267 says Rin says Isn't that the monster of an HP Lovecraft story ... Yes.

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433   posted 4 months ago:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesom

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