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 Woman in yoga pose awoken by man masturbating next to her
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 8 comments, latest 3 months ago:
SoftShell says checking china airlines now..... JodyChunder says SoftShell says that pictures fake...the hooters are too big for an asian woman... Yeah... |
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Experts recommend farting on air planes.
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 19 comments, latest 3 months ago:
curious2 says CaptainShuddup says I would buy two tickets for a 400 lb guy.... I don't know how much Homeboy weighs, but his SSRIs double his probability of increased flatulence, so you could probably just... |
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 I just Google Image Searched "rear naked chock"
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433 6 comments, latest 3 months ago:
curious2 says Actually Bop69 is the horizontal white guy furtively trying to avoid eye contact with the black guy holding him from behind. In the next frame, Bop69 exits quickly to - ahem - towel... |
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Double-decker party barge capsizes when people move to one side to see nude beac
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 4 comments, latest 3 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says "Here hold ma beer..." Well it is nice to know that fags are stupid too. |
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 Bambi Meets Godzilla
By elliemae in Saint George UT 84770 2 comments, latest 3 months ago:
Ceffer says Man, that's an old one. I guess nowadays you would say that Godzilla's eco footprint isn't green. |
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How I got my tax rates lowered!!!
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 4 comments, latest 3 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says For the record I'm a 100%. |
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Booger's belch was really a sound made by a camel!
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 posted 3 months ago:
We're chatting with the stars of the 80s classic Revenge of the Nerds, Curtis Armstong and Robert Carradine. They fill us in on how they achieved Booger's infamous belch sound, and how they developed Lewis's... |
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Smelly French family ordered to leave museum
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 2 comments, latest 4 months ago:
Ceffer says If the French were complaining about the smell of the French, that must have been quite a stench. So many secretions and pheromones, so little time. |
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N.J. men sue Subway, claim they've been shorted on footlong sandwiches
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433 2 comments, latest 4 months ago:
epitaph says I'd sue them on the grounds that meat isn't a condiment. It is an essential component of any sandwich, and I expect at least half an inch of it, not this 4 of... |
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Public School System Email To Parents Directs Them To Porn Site
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 1 comment, latest 4 months ago:
Dan8267 says zzyzzx says The Chicago Public Schools system has apologized for sending an email to parents that included a typo in a web link that sent them to an erotic website as a result.... |
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Why I hate Microsoft programmers
By Dan8267 in Boca Raton FL 33433 9 comments, latest 4 months ago:
Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Die, Usupported UDTs, Fucking Die! Pure Genius! |
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 Republicans Are Scared To Death Of Obama Because He Wins By Demonizing Opponents
By Thedaytoday 1 comment, latest 4 months ago:
Thedaytoday says If the shoes fit! Is it demonetization or something called REALITY! |
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Man Hit by Subway After Defecating Between Cars
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 30 comments, latest 4 months ago:
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says Dan8267 says APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says curious2 says I must ask, how did they make such a winning impression in your memory? Whenever I take a shit between the trains someone... |
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Social Security Administration takes back reprimand of flatulent worker
By zzyzzx in Baltimore MD 21230 4 comments, latest 4 months ago:
lostand confused says He must be a serious offender, for his colleagues to complain! Can you imagine sitting next to him, while he lets it rip all day! |
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 You can't make this stuff up.
By CaptainShuddup posted 4 months ago:
A Cameroon appeals court has overturned the conviction of two men who were sentenced to five years in prison for "looking gay" and ordering Bailey's Irish Cream. The Court of Appeals Monday acquitted the men... |
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 Cops Caught Egging Superior's House!
By bgamall4 in Las Vegas NV 89117 4 comments, latest 4 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says leo707 says Not like back in the day when you started putting terds in mail boxes, eh? Hey he killed my Dog! |
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Someone Ordered Chicken From KFC And Found This Disgusting Brain-Like Organ Insi
By bgamall4 in Las Vegas NV 89117 23 comments, latest 4 months ago:
Dan8267 says JodyChunder says This is true, but it depends. If I can safely deduce that it's a hair from a good looking gal, I find I mind less. I had a pizza once with... |
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Mitt Romney Got 47 Percent
By bgamall4 in Las Vegas NV 89117 3 comments, latest 4 months ago:
CaptainShuddup says I still think its a bad reflection on Obama more so than Romney that Romney DID get even 47% of the vote. Don't forget Bush won the second term for "Not being the... |
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Child support claim rankles sperm donor to lesbian couple
By bgamall4 in Las Vegas NV 89117 50 comments, latest 4 months ago:
Dan8267 says futuresmc says What passses for your arguement is a load of crap, Dan. the man in this case had an agreement and look how little that mattered? How many men sign birth certificates... |
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Cover your tender ears. Risque language. Title say it all.
By HEY YOU 1 comment, latest 4 months ago:
Dan8267 says Classic. Old, but good. |
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