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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

The super-sized 43st mother who is determined to become the world's fattest woman

Donna Simpson already weighs 43st, but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman.

The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.

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1. HousingWatcher Follow Befriend 285 threads 1,760 comments

   1   4:37pm Mon 12 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   She needs to be detained and thrown into some sort of mental insitution.

2. Nomograph Follow Befriend (1) 104 threads 2,851 comments

   2   8:50pm Mon 12 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.

3. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

   3   9:47pm Mon 12 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Nomograph says Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot. That's so beautiful! Is that a Jane Austen quote?

4. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,981 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   4   11:45pm Mon 12 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   terriDeaner says Nomograph says Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot. That's so beautiful! Is that a Jane Austen quote? I believe that Jane Austen said, "He grabbed my ample waist and tossed me about as if I weighed 43 ounces instead of 43 stone. 'twas a delightful romp as he rolled me in flour and searched desperately for the wet spot. We lay next to each other, spent, until I accidentally crushed him searching for a doughnut. One with nuts, of course." -elliemae, secret romance novelist.

5. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,981 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   5   11:56pm Mon 12 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026964/Susanne-Emans-bid-worlds-fattest-woman-52st-mother-2-supersizing.html I'm weighing in on this one - I've got loads of comments and wonder where my dear friend Mikey is at this very moment. This is a heavyweight competition, with two women who are large & in charge trying to out-do one another. Waddle it take to get 'em to stop the madness?

6. Done! Follow Befriend (4) 159 threads 2,826 comments

   6   6:17am Tue 13 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   But yet, assisted suicide is OK with this group. Very interesting...

7. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

   7   6:55am Tue 13 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Decisions Decisions !

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   8   7:41am Tue 13 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   When cannibal anarchy hits, she'll be worth 1000x her weight in gold.

9. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

   9   8:55am Tue 13 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   elliemae says I believe that Jane Austen said, "He grabbed my ample waist and tossed me about as if I weighed 43 ounces instead of 43 stone. 'twas a delightful romp as he rolled me in flour and searched desperately for the wet spot. We lay next to each other, spent, until I accidentally crushed him searching for a doughnut. One with nuts, of course." -elliemae, secret romance novelist. So naughty ellie!!! But then, at least you left out the dirtiest parts. As any Austen fan knows, Jane was a serious shit freak, and frequently detailed her experiments in coprophagy.

10. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,981 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    10   9:33pm Tue 13 Sep 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Please add: 'twas some freaky shit we did.