The great tragedy is that it is only now after his passing that I realize how much I miss the little guy and his insane rants. Let us all bow our heads and remember the fond times we had with him. Let us remember his sacrifice, which allows us to finally understand why the number 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
At least we can be consoled that Shrek died doing what he loved best and probably multitasking by posting on patrick.net at the same time.
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I hope I'm not being too much of a jerk.
Here's Shrek's use of "Obambi" for a few days last week:
| 2011-09-12 10:03:10 |
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| 2011-09-16 11:38:23 |
| 2011-09-16 13:23:59 |
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It's like a broken record.
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Birther refers to people who believe a specific thing that isn't true, and it describes what they believe.
Right-winger is an accurate discription of people on the right wing.
Obambi just radiates irrational hatred for Obama without reference to anything specific that he's done.
I suppose Obammunist does have a bit of descriptive meaning to it, but Obama is not even remotely communist. Some minor tweaks to health care and taxation are a far cry from actual communism.
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Using birther does imply hatred for, well, birthers. What else could you call them?
Teabagger is definitely out of bounds for polite company.
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A rose, by any other name, is still a rose.
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Tinfoil-hatted Shrek also believed that Osama Bin Laden wasn't killed when the administration said so. This was stated more than once, and conspiracy theories were stated (e.g. died several years ago of kidney problems, for example).
This "I'm not a birther, I just asked for the birth certificate, said it was suspicious that he refused to provide it, questioned the documents that were provided, still engage in various tinfoil-hatted conspiracies about the birth certificate, I wanted a law to be passed requiring disclosure although I stated such a law was moot after Obama provided it, but I never actually stated that he was born on foreign soil even though I consistently questioned it" thing is just a smokescreen. This thread makes it quite obvious: http://patrick.net/forum/?p=618795
It's like those politicians that say: "I have no reason to think that Obama was born outside the US, but I have not seen any proof." Come on.
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That thread pretty much sums up why shrek was viewed as a birther even though he claimed to not be a birther.
What do you think Mars? Before the release of the long form was there any credible documented proof that Obama was born in the US? Shrek did not believe that there was.
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What do you think Mars? Do you think Ben Laden is dead? Do you think that the account of him being killed by the SEALs was true?
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From what I read that is not what is being said at all. Only specific theories, that are highly dubious, are being refereed to as "tinfoil-hatted". Not all distrust in politicians.
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Can you do a similar chart for "libruhl"? -- in its idiotic Nixonian sense of course, not its real meaning.
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Yes, exactly -- that seemed pretty obvious from my statement. And while we're talking about definitions, this is exactly like how birther really refers to people who question whether Obama was born in the US in any form. Mars/Shrek is just messing with definitions, but not really defending the substantive argument.
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Confusing...
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Ok, so Shrek has been given a time out? Did this start in a different thread?
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Now Shrek has annouced his retirement... as Shrek...
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But is already back incarnated as MarsAttacks!?
What else did I miss?
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I think that you are pretty much up to speed.
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Not much. I'm assuming we'll start getting faulty constitutional arguments next, since shrek/Mars is this guy:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849/
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OK, recent use of libruhl by Shrekgrinch:
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Ah, I see, you are just a fan.
Who, after years of reading, happened to start posting moments after shrek got booted, and are just defending his honor.
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I think you're trying to fool me...
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Mars you have had an account for years, and before today just one post in 2010. The suddenly after shrek getting erased a flurry of posts.
Are you one of these people?
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It was not so much "resistance" as it was confusion. I think you would be hard pressed to find a post where someone got defensive about it. I don't remember seeing any, but I did see several that were more along the lines of WTF is a "libruhl"?
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Because someone who had been avoiding the forums might choose now to start posting.
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Yeah, and Obama provided documentation (the infamous "short-form") that could be used as proof of birth at the DMV, Passport Office, etc. That and several other items should have been enough for anyone to "know" that he was indeed born here.
Shrek remained unconvinced.
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Yes, as per:
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And it was that obstinacy in the face of overwhelming evidence that convinced others to believe he is a birther.
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The reasoning for people believing that shrek is a birther has already been addressed:
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You can choose to disagree with this reasoning, but there it is. That is why people think that shrek is a birther. Unless you have some new evidence, not already gone over ad nauseum, I don't think you are going to have much luck convincing people shrek is not a birther.
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I don't think that I can spell it out any more clearly than done by corntrollio and the tread referenced. In the thread you can see all the relevant shrek quotes.
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Wow, I didn't even know he was deleted. Good timing on this thread. I guess that explains why he didn't respond. I was shocked because I thought his ego would force him to, especially after I photochopped that terminator furby.
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Exactly. If your gonna hate a politician, have a good reason to. They sure as hell supply many.
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What's weird is that in my posting In Soviet Russia Bachmann is a professor of current affairs Shrek said "Claiming OBL is dead...but doesn't have a body or even photos proving it....no check."
I took that to mean he was implying Bin Laden was still alive, so I replied:
If Bid Laden were not dead and the United States government tried to convince the world that he was, then Bid Laden would simply release a video of himself and make the U.S. government look really, really stupid.
As such, any Bid Laden is still alive conspiracy simply makes no sense.
Then Shrek kept claiming that he didn't think Bid Laden was still alive. It was like he wasn't even aware of what he just wrote.
Also, I just noticed that now all of Shrek's postings are gone. I'm not sure that's a good idea because now our responses to his postings don't make sense.
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Possibly. The MarsAttacks! account was only used to post once before Shrek got deleted, and that posting was over a year ago. Perhaps it was an account Shrek made and just let sit idle until his main account got deleted. In any case, MarsAttacks! is so far being much nicer than Shrek was. If that lasts, perhaps it doesn't matter if its Shrek.
Personally, I don't mind debating ultra-conservatives. I just wished they'd make more sense in their postings. It's hard to rationally debate with someone who has no grasp on reality.
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Yeah, I remember that exchange, classic shrek. I would not worry too much about responses not making sense. With a lot of them I don't know if adding the original shrek comments would have helped the conversation make more sense.
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Proof that conservatives aren't as creative as liberals. That's why there aren't nearly as many conservative comedians. Think about it.
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I agree.
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It would at least show that one side of the conversation was rational. I'd always use clear, concise arguments that specifically address Shrek's claims and I'd back them up with reputable, expert sources like American Political Science Review and then Shrek would quote a source that had claimed Plato was taught by Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Shrek's arguments were the best demonstration of why people should not vote Republican anymore, which is a shame because that party didn't always suck and now we're left only one party that couldn't even tie its own shoes.
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OMG. This is hilarious.
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Yes, that was too rash on my part, and I regret it. I could recover from backup, but that's work. OK, I'll see how much work it is.
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That gets very close to the core of the difference, IMHO. The two sides just talk right past each other, because they're operating on different wavelengths. They cannot actually communicate. The liberals try to talk about facts and the conservatives couldn't care less about facts. The conservatives use code words to talk about their emotions, and in particular about their hate for liberals who use facts to make them look dumb.
When Gore was debating Bush, and Gore went into a bunch of tedious facts, he lost the debate right there. Bush was great at pushing the hate button, and just did that one trick over and over.
Stephen Colbert captured this difference perfectly:
Creativity and knowledge of the facts tend to be on the left, and this makes people on the right intimidated. Except for Gore, not a creative guy. When the right wingers get creatively mocked (as by Colbert) for getting the facts wrong, they perceive it as "arrogance", purely on an emotional level. As a friend said to me, it's like talking to a dog. All they hear is a tone of voice, and the tone is saying "you dumb dog".
Bush was obviously stupid and resentful of the better educated, but that was his big selling point. He represented the right wing perfectly.
My analysis is of course itself arrogant and a good example of what I'm talking about. It's not going to win any converts from the right. They would rather pay higher taxes than the rich and go without health care than be humiliated.
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Yeah, but I think that this is a relatively recent phenomena. Not too long ago both conservative and liberals had some reason and logic behind their views, and one could agree or disagree with that underlying but it was there. Just in the recent years (10-15?) the conservative perspective has become less reality based, and more gut based.
It is kind of funny how liberals, generally speaking, are spineless and let themselves be walked upon, but basically the moderate conservatives have done the same thing by letting the extreme seize control of their party.
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Wow. Miss the forum for a few weeks and all heck breaks loose. That'll learn me to rethink my priorities - Patrick.net first and grad school second!
I'm sure Shrek will be around again in some form or other, just like the devil in Devil's Advocate.
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They also use code words to mask their racism. "Kenya" is code for "African" and "black". The tea party members would love for there to be an exception to "only natural born Americans can run for president" in the case of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Elite" is code word for uppity. So guess what "Elite Kenyan" means.
Tea Party Codewords has some good examples of this.
The CNN Tea Party and Republican Presidential Debate shows that the Tea Party isn't actually a party. It's just the most extreme subset of the Republican party. That's why the national debt didn't mean anything until a Democrat got elected.
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Rule 76 of databases, never delete. Instead use a column to mark rows as deleted: either a boolean or a nullable "DeletedTimestamp" DateTime field. That way you can easily undelete.
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the deficit was tailing down during Bush's second term . . .
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/?g=2ou
Of course, TOTAL debt in the system doubled, 2000 - 2007:
http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/?g=2ov
so that was were the Bush economy really got its oomph, not the low taxes.
Low taxes aren't doing shit for us now.
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I see. So which view from which liberal here did you find most outrageous? Since you were so amazed, it shouldn't be hard to tell us a single example.
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Yeah, I remember him writing that, but he wrote it after the comment where it sounded like he believed that that Ben Laden was still alive.
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That sounds a lot like someone who thinks Ben Laden is still alive.
When people (and reasonably so) interpreted that as shrek believing Ben Laden was alive, all shrek had to say was, "oops, I did not mean to come off like that. I actually believe..." But, no always wanting to play the poor persecuted victim he once again choose to argue an irrational point of view. He made it into a much bigger deal than it had to be. It is almost as if he does it just for the drama.
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This is stolen from Glenn Beck's playbook. Example Beckisms:
Beck went on the morning show "Fox & Friends," where he ruminated on Obama's racist proclivities. "I'm not saying that he doesn't like white people. I'm saying he has a problem. He has a -- this guy is, I believe, a racist."
Another time, he warned that the new "smart grid" electricity system could be used by the government to take "critical information out of your house." Then came the usual disclaimer: "I'm not saying that Obama or the Democrats or the Republicans or anybody are going to take this technology and use it this way. However, you know . . . who knows what could happen?"
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/30/AR2010093005268.html
Yeah Beck also liked to float his loony-tune theories as though he's just spent precious minutes of expensive air-time talking passionately about something he wants to remain distanced from. Consider it a disclaimer, here this might cause cancer but I want to make sure you can't hold me liable.
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This exact quote was taken by 3-4 people Nomo being one.
Nomograph is a frequent poster on Pnet, look through Nomo's posting history and decide for yourself:
http://patrick.net/forum/wp-admin/edit-comments.php?a=1948&submit=Search
Many different people are quoted.
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So.... shrek want's to trick people into thinking he said something that he did not, so that he can then whine and complain about being a victim when others "fall" for the trick?
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OK, Shrek comments and posts are recovered, at least up to 16 Sep. I don't have a backup after that one.
http://patrick.net/forum/?author=6538
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What are the other 75 rules? I think I probably need to learn those too.
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I don't think that I have ever seen shrek use a proper "logic trap" in conversation. Often he has trouble with just the basic logic, and first to set a logical trap you need to have a logical argument, and facts.
Implication, metaphor, etc. are not "traps" or "tricks". They can be cleverly used, but one using them should expect others to pickup on the insinuation. It might seem like magic to some, but you can actually say things in the English language without directly or explicitly stating them.