The great tragedy is that it is only now after his passing that I realize how much I miss the little guy and his insane rants. Let us all bow our heads and remember the fond times we had with him. Let us remember his sacrifice, which allows us to finally understand why the number 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
At least we can be consoled that Shrek died doing what he loved best and probably multitasking by posting on patrick.net at the same time.
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leoj707 says
I agree with this. Obama's a great example. He just won't get on TV and say things that need to be said, like "It is our obligation as a country to provide some minimal level of health care for every citizen, the same way we provide for the common defense."
At least he finally managed to say something about the unfairly low taxation of billionaires, after Warren Buffett came out and said it first.
And where are all the reasonable Republicans? Why do we hear only from the ones shouting incoherent slander all the time? I suppose reasonable Republicans immediately get attacked as RINO's (Republicans In Name Only) because they are simply not extreme enough.
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So Shrek is gone.
I know that he believed that what happens on Patnet is "real" and that he was fighting the man, to some extent. But he was obnoxious and rude, hijacking every thread.
Now that he's gone, tho, let's forget him and not pay homage to him. Ellies gonna go ride a horse in Shrek's honor now.
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Patrick says
Yeah, great example. One of the reasons why I like Elizabeth Warren so much. Not sure if you have seen this thread yet:
http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1050539
But, she says what needs to be said.
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Good question, and when are they going to say enough is enough and take their party back?
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Is he really gone though? I agree that we should not pay homage, but those that forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
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People like me have been complaining about the national debt and the deficit since 1985, and I was watching Transformers at that time. The mass conservative media outlet has only started complaining vocally since Obama took presidency. They went from "deficits don't matter; Reagan proved that" to "we must cut everything, but we can't raise taxes on the richest 1%" real quick.
I would accept the sincerity of the Tea Party if they had bitched and moaned about Bush's excessive war-time spending. Still, they won't admit that the Bush/Cheney administration went wrong when they took the surplus of the Clinton years and squandered it.
And yes, I'll be the first person to say that is wasn't Clinton but rather people like me building the Internet that made the 1990s so prosperous. However, we're still reaping the benefits of the Internet and corporate profits are rolling in; it's just that the common man ain't getting any of that prosperity because it's all being syphoned by the richest fraction of 1%.
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Unfortunately, he sure wasn't good at stating this position in a clear manner. I can honestly say that I've never intentionally misinterpreted Shrek. I think, though, he enjoyed misinterpreting others.
However, I find it hard to buy that Bin Laden died years ago. How would you explain the recent intelligence of plans for 9/11's 10th anniversary? Unless you want to say that's a conspiracy too.
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The thing is, we're not actually far-left. Lennon was far left. If we appear far-left it's because the far-right has gone to lala land. Most of the sentiments expressed on this website are centrist at worst, or at least what would have been considered centrist for most of the 20th century (before the great polarization of America).
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Ah, classic Shrek. Never explains his assertions that everyone else is crazy. I have a theory that Shrek and Mars are the same person, but they don't know it. It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing. Or maybe Spock vs. the evil Kirk from the parallel universe.
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I do logic for a living. That's basically everything a software developer does. I can assure you that Shrek is incapable of any kind of "logic trap". He'd likely get his own foot stuck in the trap. Now an illogic trap...
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I was just embellishing there. However, there are probably a few dozen guidelines. Of course, it depends on what camp you fall into. I'm an OO guy myself so I like object-relational mappings and perhaps some JDBC/ODBC, but I have found that data-centric people prefer stored procedures to implement all business logic. Naturally what rules you follow will differ greatly between those two camps.
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Did you see the Tea Party / Republican debate? They even boo'd Rick Perry for not shooting Mexicans on sight. When the moderator asked Ron Paul if the state should let an uninsured young man die, the crowd shouted "YES!" These piranhas will attack their own. I suppose that's a good thing. Fox News created the Tea Party but lost control of it. Now the Tea Party threatens to destroy the Republican Party. I guess they regret opening that Pandora's Box of Crazy.
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I should have known you faked your own death. The album you released was a dead giveaway.
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Dan8267 says
Oh, that is something to consider...
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Ah, ha nice reference.
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Obama is in campaign mode now. He's starting to say stuff like this again. I doubt his second term will be any more successful than his first though. He might make an impact if the Democrats get a super-duper majority in both houses. Having a mere super-majority didn't help.
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Dan, the Dems didn't have a supermajority in the Senate for that long (between Franken being seated and Scott Brown taking Kennedy's seat), and at any rate what is necessary is a supermajority of *liberal* dems not just dems.
The House is somewhat different since it is strictly majoritarian.
Here's a cool graph:
showing how the more-conservative right-tail of Senate Dems was able to control everything in 2009-2010.
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I see you've picked up Shrek's habit of not answering any questions on the topics you post about.
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You say intensive interrogation. I say torture. You say eugenics. I say genocide. You say high pressured intimate relations. I say rape. Yep, it's all in the wording isn't it?
Here's a little math problem for you.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
Answer: Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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MarsAttacks! says
Your buddy drove people away due to his constant personal attacks. It's sad that he thought it was "bad" without recognizing that he made it that way.
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Cool. We done talking about your friend, now? He was offensive and I certainly hope that he's gone.
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MarsAttacks! says
Well, now that you read his question, you could technically answer it.
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MarsAttacks! says
Thanks for that, but that didn't answer my question. Here it is again:
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And the duck takes round one.
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Actually no one owns a seat. One could argue that Coakley might have deserved the seat but she ran a really bad campaign. SNL even joked if she ran for mayor of Berkley against Cheney she'd lose.
I hear you though. In all honestly I would say that the concept at least of a north american liberal is dead. The last liberal president was Nixon. I can make arguments on how Clinton (easily) and Carter were not liberal..they might have tried at first but they weren't.
The problem that the left makes is that they go for people due to popularity rather than those that spent some time. Here's an example. In 2004 unions backed Dean rather than Gephardt. Dean overspent and ran out of cash quickly leading to Kerry to pretty much take the lead.
Kerry frankly didn't really compete well. He actually helped take down BCCI back in the 1980's but didn't even mention it.
In order for any group to gain legitimacy they would have to have a number of wins on their belt. Going after health care is a pretty big goal. The framing should be on more less controversial issues. Who today can only argue that we are winning the war on drugs? Nixon, Reagan, Bush 41...how come democrats don't sponsor decriminalization? It would easily save the government money. Many states have or are moving in this direction.
Some issues you cannot win. Gun control doesn't make that much sense to advocate.it's no longer a major issue...the environment is getting in the same boat.
Some of the terminology can be changed to win various arguments. Same sex marriage should be rephrased to be a "freedom" to marry rather than a "right". Democrats could win in many areas just by changing that.
I think the biggest flaw is that democrats don't "sell" government. If they stand for something they should at least defend it.
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Again, with the labels! You want I should lay down & die?!
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Sorry, momentary lapse - I channeled my jewish grandmother.
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MarsAttacks! says
Uhh........you don't know? That's odd, because you said:
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So what stories were so outrageous that you didn't think it could be possible, but were just confirmed for you?
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I quoted:
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Really?? Do I REALLY have to say "Like what?"
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So... how long are we going to pretend that Mars is not shrek?
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It is not paranoia if they are really after you.
Besides, so what if you are shrek what has that got to do with paranoia?
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MarsAttacks! says
You made a genralized statement, and Iwog asked you to be more specific. You then "answered" with another geralaized statement, i.e.- you did not actually answer the question.
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Um... you were callin me(us) paranoid, so would it not be then you who is after us?
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OK, here is a specific question: What specific examples do you have that are representative of the outrageous (that you belived to be impossible) stories that you have had confirmed by reading Pnet?
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Hi shrek! I see your exile was only temporary... really temporary.
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Isn't this what trolls do?
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So are there any nominees for the reincarnated "Shrekgrinch"? Perhaps he has commented already on this one.
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Mars, I don't have the power to "ban" a name, nor did I say that his name shouldn't be mentioned. Like Shrek, you're twisting this into a competition where you're the victim.
Maybe you are him, maybe you're not. I really don't give a shit either way. I actually wouldn't care if he remained on the forum, if he would have stopped his childish personal attacks. He stepped wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over the line with the publishing info about Iwog's wife.
Shrek was the very definition of an internet troll, but he lacked the ability to comprehend this fact. We've had months of having to endure Shrek's personal attacks, hijacking every thread to insert his hatred of President Obama, his perception of "liberals," and his portraying himself as a victim. If you're going to defend him, be prepared to bear the brunt of some anger.
I do find it ironic that Shrek discussed patnet with you at length (in the real world); it appears that he blurred the line between what happens on the interwebs and real life.
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Yep, that says it all.
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I miss shrek. Dueling with shrek was like shooting rabbits with a cannon. Almost too easy. Now I will have to engage with people who are smarter (that would be almost anyone) and where I actually have to think first.
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bob2356 says
I'm all for beating a dead horse, if it allows for closure.
Shrek wasn't stupid - it was obvious that he's functional in society. He claimed to be a programmer of some type; many people who work in the sciences lack the ability to function appropriately in the real world. If I were a professional, I would venture to guess that he has some issues dealing with people in the real world, some type of personality disorder wherein he takes a perverse joy in creating disharmony. Perhaps he's Borderline Personality disorder; I've seen two borderlines clear a room with their behaviors.
But I'm not a professional therapist, so this is pure conjecture.
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shooting rabbits with a cannon would be almost impossible. You'd have better luck swatting them with the ram-rod.
shooting rabbits with a Gatlin Gun ... now, that may be effective population control.
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Bap33 says
Maybe it'd be more like catching gophers with M-80's. We used to do that...
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I tip my 40 in memory of Shrekgrinch. He was a loyal water-boy for all gentlemen of stature and merit.
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Then you should delete me too, then you guys can sit around Liberally glad hand each other, void of any counter points to your non sense.
This thread is testament to you guys ALL OF YOU, hypercritical double standards. Patrick you send emails to folks telling them about civility and to be nice. Yet you tolerate this thread, which was started as an instigation to stir up Shrek and get a rise out of him. Now he's deleted.
You guys have fun sucking each others Harry Reid.
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I'm not beating a dead horse, I always thought shrek was hysterical. His postings were nonsense of course, but great fun to poke holes in. The man had something like 10,000 postings and managed to totally avoid presenting a single actual fact even by accident. An admirable accomplishment.
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I seriously doubt anyone reads much further than the first line. Your post are generally unintelligible, drug-addled, rambling rants.
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Shrek was a self proclaimed asshole who hijacked every thread. You post your (often unintelligible) comments without personal attacks. You don't hijack every thread, which he did. You aren't nasty, accusing, etc...
Tot, you're not a troll. So far as I can tell, you're a cool guy that I'd hang out with if I were in Florida. We may not have the same views, but you understand the difference between the real world and the interwebs. If you want to leave, that's your choice - but you would be sorely missed.
Shrek, on the other hand, will not. I do hope that he stays gone; if he comes back, it'd be nice if he understood the difference between conversation and trolling.
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Yes, this thread is too much, just a personal insult. But it is funny too, IMHO.
I don't really want to be a policeman/parent. I need some better kind of moderation system.
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Maybe he had some facts in there, but I agree that it was really all about his hate for Obama and liberals.
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It's as if some people believe it's a conspiracy. IMHO it wasn't about his beliefs, it was about his approach.
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IT was also very much about his desire to push peoples buttons and get a reaction. I may be guilty of that at times, but only sort of. If I post something with a RELATIVELY liberal pov, it might in fact push some buttons of people like RayAmericaa, Abe or Shrek.
But that's not why I post it. I'm posting it to assert a view that I believe is rational and correct, and to share it with like minded people who may appreciate it for how it frames an issue or how for facts it presents or for the kind of dark humor about our sad state of affairs economically and politically.
I don't post to push the buttons of Shrek or anyone else.
Shrek on the other hand truly seemed hell bent on adding a lot of teabagger Glenn Beck bs to a forum that is (or was) mostly frequented by fairly moderate individuals.
(I know, I know, Bap, Tot or others will insist that we are so liberal. But then they are not willing to see how far to the right things have drifted. No amount of intelligent well backed arguments from Iwog, Troy or several others will convince them of that simple fact.)