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Admit it: We're Doomed. Only One Way Out.

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Tue, 4 Oct 2011, 11:07pm   1,525 views   17 comments
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The Obama administration won't do anything to change the situation. The financial crimes industry and the RE industry will do everything in their power to keep housing prices inflated. If he goes next term, the financial crimes industry will have a GOP psychopath who will extend his buttocks and beg for the sanctifying spooge on behalf of America's consumers, re-establish debtors prisons and outlaw foreclosure.

The financial crime and property fraud industries are irremediable, deeply psychopathic and wholly criminal enterprises bent on financial rape of the nation. The only way to kill them is to defund them for two or three generations.

Burn your mortgage.

Burn your house.

Walk away and teach your kids one big thing: It's CASH or FUCK YOU.

And teach them the corollary: Debt is satan ass-raping you with a barbed wire cock-mounted colon shredder.

Every time you take on debt, you pleasure satan and make Jesus cry.

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1. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

   1   11:50pm Tue 4 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)   You know, AF, I love your posts. And I agree with parts of this well-reasoned, articulate, and light-hearted thesis, but, frankly, I tire of your ever-hopeful optimism. Why do you only see the world through rose-colored glasses? I think if you were a little more blunt, and a little less flowery and poetic, more people might come around to your way of thinking. For instance, APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says And teach them the corollary: Debt is satan ass-raping you with a barbed wire condom. C'mon... this was the EXACT punchline from the 'Cathy' cartoon in last Sunday's funnies. Such gentle themes... how about giving us some real red meat!

2. uomo_senza_nome Follow Befriend (13) 787 threads 1,542 comments

   2   12:03am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says And teach them the corollary: Debt is satan ass-raping you with a barbed wire condom. AF, there's something called the marginal productivity of debt. Debt itself is not a problem per se, if it is put to productive use or it can be serviced through productive means. It is when someone tries to live beyond their means or spend beyond their means that debt becomes a problem. See this paper: http://professorfekete.com/articles/AEFTheMarginalProductivityOfDebt.pdf

3. tts Follow Befriend 2 threads 470 comments

   3   12:34am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   terriDeaner says And I agree with parts of this well-reasoned, articulate, and light-hearted thesis, but, frankly, I tire of your ever-hopeful optimism. I know I miss his old doomer self, seemed like someone I could really relate to.

4. alex6654 Follow Befriend (1) 14 comments Santa Clara, CA

   4   3:51am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Patrick.net - #1 Google result for "it's cash or fuck you". :)

5. ArtimusMaxtor Follow Befriend (3) 803 comments

   5   5:37am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK I know I have you as a friend however: APOCALYPSEFUCK for editor - Patrick.net. Yep tallied a vote. He's a muckracker, no hes not. No pig shit there. Colorful he is. They can even use this at the superbowl: A two point conversion is satan ass-raping you with a barbed wire condom. Who needs an award winning Dorito's commercial. When you can have the devil shank the opposing team with part of the security fence from Pelican Bay. Terri Deaner for Asst editor. Always liked that little guy you have for an icon. Witty and exact. Family Circle is cool also methinks.

6. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,206 comments Premium

   6   6:02am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Terri Where do you think Cathy got that line, hmmmmm? We go way back and sometimes Cathy takes notes when we're out drinking and closing taverns out my way.

7. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,133 comments Baltimore, MD

   7   8:08am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says teach your kids one big thing: It's CASH or FUCK YOU I agree with the above statement. I never understood why people took out loans just so they could pay twice as much for stuff in the long run.

8. FortWayne Follow Befriend (13) 102 threads 3,764 comments

   8   10:05am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Love it!

9. PockyClipsNow Follow Befriend 19 threads 1,534 comments Los Angeles, CA

   9   10:15am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   people take out loans so they can default on them. not so they can 'pay twice as much long term'. wake up. lol

10. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    10   10:31am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says Debt is satan ass-raping you with a barbed wire condom. There is the Pnet bumper sticker slogan.

11. CL Follow Befriend (12) 140 threads 1,355 comments Emeryville, CA

    11   10:38am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   terriDeaner says You know, AF, I love your posts. And I agree with parts of this well-reasoned, articulate, and light-hearted thesis, but, frankly, I tire of your ever-hopeful optimism. What he said. :)

12. rdm Follow Befriend 4 threads 239 comments

    12   10:56am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   I'm pretty sure Satan doesn't use a condom, barb wire clad or not. It is my understanding that when he ass rapes you he generally uses his barbed tail. Perhaps some one from the real estate or financial industry having had personal experience can clarify.

13. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    13   11:46am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   rdm says I'm pretty sure Satan doesn't use a condom, barb wire clad or not. It is my understanding that when he ass rapes you he generally uses his barbed tail. Hmm... maybe he switches it up from time to time --you know, to keep things interesting-- because I have heard that he performs his rapes with a screaming Realtor© wrapped in barbed wire. It seems though that at the very least there is always something barbed involved.

14. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,206 comments Premium

    14   11:48am Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Leo, That's artistry. Dang, if only Michaelangelo were alive today. I know he'd paint that as a mural in a church somewhere to warn future generations of the evil intent and psychotic motivation of Realtors®.

15. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

    15   2:51pm Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says Where do you think Cathy got that line, hmmmmm? We go way back and sometimes Cathy takes notes when we're out drinking and closing taverns out my way. Yeesh, I should have known Cathy was a closet Cannibal Anarchist as well as a heavy drinker. The hints were clear in her last Valentine's Day comic... you know, the one where she tried to go chocolate-free all day, but ended up going berzerk instead and chewing the thumbs off of her co-workers during a 'wild-turkey' fueled, self-loathing cry session. Much egg on my face.

16. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

    16   2:54pm Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   ArtimusMaxtor says Terri Deaner for Asst editor. Always liked that little guy you have for an icon. Witty and exact. Family Circle is cool also methinks. Hey thanks, but I spell to poorly to edit much of anything. Glad you like the avatar... I think it is especially funny when I make him say something really salty, like this...

17. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

    17   2:55pm Wed 5 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   FUCK! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! DAMN FUCKING FART FUCKING HELL!!! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!