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Welcome to the Outside forum, asshole!


By Patrick   Follow   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 5:40am PDT   8,967 views   72 comments
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This new forum is a place where the rules of politeness do not apply. Say whatever you want. Shit on other people's comments. Forget everything you were taught about getting along nicely.

Enjoy.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Tue, 18 Oct 2011, 1:12am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 1

Coulter loves to go to the zoo.

It's the only place she can get sex.

Roidy   Tue, 18 Oct 2011, 11:31am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 2

Gentle Readers,
If we took Ann Coulter's sperm and artificially inseminated Barney Frank, could we come up with a good, solid, pragmatic Moderate?
Just a thought,
Roidy
Oh, here is the happy couple!

bighorse   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 6:13am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 3

Can you unban Shrek and allow him access to this forum only? :)

Patrick   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 6:14am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 4

Shrek is already unbanned.

Hmmm, banishing people to this forum. Good idea, if they are repeat offenders.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Sat, 15 Oct 2011, 12:33pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 5

Someone needs to take a shit on Newt Gingrich's face.

A buck or a beer to anyone who can send a picture of Gingrich with a long one draped across his fat face.

Patrick   Mon, 17 Oct 2011, 9:34am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 6

I think animals are pretty tasty, especially cute young ones like kittens and puppies.

Add Icon anonymous   Tue, 18 Oct 2011, 2:03am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 7

Those poor animals!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Tue, 18 Oct 2011, 5:01am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 8

She made a hippo commit suicide once. After she had her way with him and was enjoying a long, satisfying Chesterfield King, she pulled out some of her neofacist poetry and began to read to him. The twisted horror of it drove the animal to run straight into the wall of the hippo cage and crush his own skull. Coulter french kissed the dying hippo and whispered in his ear how she and her clan would barbeque him.

terriDeaner   Tue, 18 Oct 2011, 5:32am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 9

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

She made a hippo commit suicide once. After she had her way with him and was enjoying a long, satisfying Chesterfield King, she pulled out some of her neofacist poetry and began to read to him. The twisted horror of it drove the animal to run straight into the wall of the hippo cage and crush his own skull. Coulter french kissed the dying hippo and whispered in his ear how she and her clan would barbeque him.

I'm not buying this... for one, how did she get her penis into that hippo???

Roidy   Wed, 19 Oct 2011, 10:12am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 10

Gentle Readers,
I see the 7 Dwarves are having another debate tonight. I can only assume they will be giving each other the usual fisting. Maybe Rick "Hey Mom! I made a C!" Perry will finally stop shitting his diaper in public and then tell me it's air freshener. Now, all we need is for Snow "Obama" White to drop by.

Idiots.

Roidy

Roidy   Wed, 19 Oct 2011, 10:07pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 11

Gentle Readers,
The Combover is still considering a 'run at the Presidency'. Normally I would just sigh and reflect a moment - a brief moment - before yelling "'FU Donald Trump."

However, I realized that The Combover couldn't do any worse than the past 3 or 4 of the motherfuckers that we elected.

So now I sigh. I look into the bathroom mirror, and I scream "Fuck you! Roidy! You simple minded fuck! You are so screwed you idiot, moronic, dumbass. GODDAMNIT! HE COULD GET THE CARROT TOP OR A KARDASIAN SISTER OR EVEN BILL SHATNER (No, wait! I'm a Shatnerologist. Scratch The Shatner. One shouldn't unnecessarily anger one's Deities. ) HUH, HUH, YES! THAT IDIOT WHO WROTE THAT MOP COMMERCIAL THAT GIVES ME A CASE OF BLEEDING PILES WHENEVER IT COMES ON ... AND WE WOULD BE NO WORSE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

FUCK ME! I'M SO SCREWED! I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

Regards,
Roidy

Patrick   Sun, 23 Oct 2011, 12:23pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 12

Naw dude, that was Jesus from the Tijuana Cartel. He's just pissed that Moynihan put all that dope cash in mortgage-backed bonds.

Dan8267   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 7:46am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 13

Patrick says

Say whatever you want.

Sometimes I like to wear a pink tutu and pretend I'm a ballerina princess. Don't judge.

leo707   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 8:08am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 14

So, are you going to start moving threads in here?

Patrick   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 8:35am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 15

Good question. Should I move a whole thread, or just a comment?

If I move a whole thread, it may inconvenience people who are being nice.

If I just move a comment, what thread do I move it to? A new one, or some thread for orphaned comments?

DHiman   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 9:07am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 16

Fuck China!!!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 12:25pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 17

America needs to get tough on bank fraud.

Reach up Moynihan's asshole and rip out his heart and eat it and watch his family burst into applause and his wife offer you a fucking rim job!

Patrick   Sat, 15 Oct 2011, 2:50am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 18

That's the spirit!

TMAC54   Sat, 15 Oct 2011, 7:14am PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 19

GET READY TO BE INTIMIDATED !!!

actually this one scares the shit outta me .

leo707   Sat, 15 Oct 2011, 1:06pm PDT   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike     Comment 20

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

Someone needs to take a shit on Newt Gingrich's face.

Come on now, what Gingrich likes to do with another consenting adult behind closed doors is really none of our business. We should really judge him on he political positions and voting record, not what he does in the bedroom.

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