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Welcome to the Outside forum, asshole!

By Patrick   Follow   Fri, 14 Oct 2011, 12:40pm   7,249 views   73 comments
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This new forum is a place where the rules of politeness do not apply. Say whatever you want. Shit on other people's comments. Forget everything you were taught about getting along nicely.

Enjoy.

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1. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 169 threads 4,153 comments Premium

   1   8:12am Tue 18 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Coulter loves to go to the zoo. It's the only place she can get sex.

2. Roidy Follow Befriend 10 threads 78 comments

   2   6:31pm Tue 18 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Gentle Readers, If we took Ann Coulter's sperm and artificially inseminated Barney Frank, could we come up with a good, solid, pragmatic Moderate? Just a thought, Roidy Oh, here is the happy couple!

3. bighorse Follow Befriend 3 threads 104 comments San Jose, CA

   3   1:13pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Can you unban Shrek and allow him access to this forum only? :)

4. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   4   1:14pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Shrek is already unbanned. Hmmm, banishing people to this forum. Good idea, if they are repeat offenders.

5. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 169 threads 4,153 comments Premium

   5   7:33pm Sat 15 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Someone needs to take a shit on Newt Gingrich's face. A buck or a beer to anyone who can send a picture of Gingrich with a long one draped across his fat face.

6. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   6   4:34pm Mon 17 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I think animals are pretty tasty, especially cute young ones like kittens and puppies.

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   7   9:03am Tue 18 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Those poor animals!

8. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 169 threads 4,153 comments Premium

   8   12:01pm Tue 18 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   She made a hippo commit suicide once. After she had her way with him and was enjoying a long, satisfying Chesterfield King, she pulled out some of her neofacist poetry and began to read to him. The twisted horror of it drove the animal to run straight into the wall of the hippo cage and crush his own skull. Coulter french kissed the dying hippo and whispered in his ear how she and her clan would barbeque him.

9. terriDeaner Follow Befriend (7) 70 threads 1,151 comments

   9   12:32pm Tue 18 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says She made a hippo commit suicide once. After she had her way with him and was enjoying a long, satisfying Chesterfield King, she pulled out some of her neofacist poetry and began to read to him. The twisted horror of it drove the animal to run straight into the wall of the hippo cage and crush his own skull. Coulter french kissed the dying hippo and whispered in his ear how she and her clan would barbeque him. I'm not buying this... for one, how did she get her penis into that hippo???

10. Roidy Follow Befriend 10 threads 78 comments

    10   5:12pm Wed 19 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Gentle Readers, I see the 7 Dwarves are having another debate tonight. I can only assume they will be giving each other the usual fisting. Maybe Rick "Hey Mom! I made a C!" Perry will finally stop shitting his diaper in public and then tell me it's air freshener. Now, all we need is for Snow "Obama" White to drop by. Idiots. Roidy

11. Roidy Follow Befriend 10 threads 78 comments

    11   5:07am Thu 20 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Gentle Readers, The Combover is still considering a 'run at the Presidency'. Normally I would just sigh and reflect a moment - a brief moment - before yelling "'FU Donald Trump." However, I realized that The Combover couldn't do any worse than the past 3 or 4 of the motherfuckers that we elected. So now I sigh. I look into the bathroom mirror, and I scream "Fuck you! Roidy! You simple minded fuck! You are so screwed you idiot, moronic, dumbass. GODDAMNIT! HE COULD GET THE CARROT TOP OR A KARDASIAN SISTER OR EVEN BILL SHATNER (No, wait! I'm a Shatnerologist. Scratch The Shatner. One shouldn't unnecessarily anger one's Deities. ) HUH, HUH, YES! THAT IDIOT WHO WROTE THAT MOP COMMERCIAL THAT GIVES ME A CASE OF BLEEDING PILES WHENEVER IT COMES ON ... AND WE WOULD BE NO WORSE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! " FUCK ME! I'M SO SCREWED! I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! Regards, Roidy

12. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    12   7:23pm Sun 23 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Naw dude, that was Jesus from the Tijuana Cartel. He's just pissed that Moynihan put all that dope cash in mortgage-backed bonds.

13. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 760 threads 7,667 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

    13   2:46pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Patrick says Say whatever you want. Sometimes I like to wear a pink tutu and pretend I'm a ballerina princess. Don't judge.

14. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    14   3:08pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   So, are you going to start moving threads in here?

15. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    15   3:35pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Good question. Should I move a whole thread, or just a comment? If I move a whole thread, it may inconvenience people who are being nice. If I just move a comment, what thread do I move it to? A new one, or some thread for orphaned comments?

16. DHiman Follow Befriend 3 comments Milpitas, CA

    16   4:07pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Fuck China!!!

17. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 169 threads 4,153 comments Premium

    17   7:25pm Fri 14 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   America needs to get tough on bank fraud. Reach up Moynihan's asshole and rip out his heart and eat it and watch his family burst into applause and his wife offer you a fucking rim job!

18. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,181 threads 6,153 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    18   9:50am Sat 15 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   That's the spirit!

19. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

    19   2:14pm Sat 15 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   GET READY TO BE INTIMIDATED !!! actually this one scares the shit outta me .

20. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    20   8:06pm Sat 15 Oct 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says Someone needs to take a shit on Newt Gingrich's face. Come on now, what Gingrich likes to do with another consenting adult behind closed doors is really none of our business. We should really judge him on he political positions and voting record, not what he does in the bedroom.