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Satanic Ratbag Realtor® Steals $50K from Church


By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Sat, 3 Dec 2011, 8:17pm   1,154 views   14 comments
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http://www2.wkrg.com/news/2011/nov/22/realtor-arrested-theft-charge-ar-2741556/

Realtor®s are the cannibals of this economy. Doze off for a moment with one near you and you'll wake up with a Realtor® chewing the meat off of your skull, yanking your wallet out of your pants and shooting your pets.

No surprise then that another ratbag scum-sucking Realtor® has been bagged for felony theft, this time making off with nearly $50K from a church in Mobile. Yeah, you thought it was an exaggeration to call Realtor®s satanic monsters. No one is safe as long as even one Realtor® is at large - not even a church.

Check out the face of this satanic monster and try not to vomit:
http://www2.wkrg.com/mgmedia/image/0/354/308923/evelyn-mace/

Be warned, this monster and her compatriots are still at large.

The whole twisted story of depthless evil can be read here:
http://www2.wkrg.com/news/2011/nov/22/realtor-arrested-theft-charge-ar-2741556/

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  1. HydroCabron


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    1   8:52pm Sat 3 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says

    Yeah, you thought it was an exaggeration to call Realtor®s satanic monsters.

    I sense a strawman: Who thinks this is an exaggeration?

  2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    2   9:02pm Sat 3 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Hehehehehehe

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    3   11:30pm Sat 3 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Grab a realtor and perform the Holy Ritual of The Cleveland Steamer upon them, for Christ.

  4. KILLERJANE


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    4   7:17am Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Ok. So what's for dessert?

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    5   7:19am Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    bmwman91 says

    Grab a realtor and perform the Holy Ritual of The Cleveland Steamer upon them

    Why should a RE agent get that for free when I have to pay good money for someone to do it?

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    6   9:32am Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Most realtors remind me of the behaviors you might find in a 10-15 year old spoiled rotten child. The trait they have about not telling the truth to see if your a kool-aid drinker or not is really getting old.

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    7   9:59am Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    I'm sorry to be the voice of reason - but what does her being a realwhore have to do with her ripping off God?

    I perused their code of ethics - not that any realwhore really gives a shit what the code says or anything - and it only applies to real estate transactions.

    Now, one might think that, considering her "fiduciary obligation" in certain real estate transactions, she might be held to a higher standard of some type. But since history has shown that she's not held to some higher -or any -standard in her profession - I mean, in her career - I mean in her day job- I mean, in her... you know, where she goes sometimes and pretends to care what someone wants and then attempts to commit them to whatever pays the highest commission...

    shit, I forgot what I was saying.

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    8   2:43pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Sorry Tony... the so called 99% and Congress are too busy occupying Wall Street, tax the 1% and evil Corporations to even notice this. The local REA and their mother queen, the NAR, are still at it fleeching the public. Nothing has changed.

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    9   5:51pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Burn them all at the stake, there are way too many leeches in real estate industry anyway.

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    10   6:05pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    What ever happened to the hot Realtors? I mean if I'm going to be screwed, I would like it done by a hot babe.

  11. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    11   6:17pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    When everything tanked they became harem members to the Saudis where they lie in wait for an opportunity to poison or garrote their husbands. Some took vacations and spend all their time burning churches and defiling grave yards and selling children into slavery.

    jvolstad says

    What ever happened to the hot Realtors? I mean if I'm going to be screwed, I would like it done by a hot babe.

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    12   6:55pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    http://www.macee.prudentialcooper.com/

    For you folks looking at Real Estate in the Mobile, AL area.

  13. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich


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    13   8:25pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Is this a tradition in Cleveland we don't know about? You seem to be convinced it is a rewarding rite to observe.

    bmwman91 says

    Grab a realtor and perform the Holy Ritual of The Cleveland Steamer upon them, for Christ.

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    14   9:15pm Sun 4 Dec 2011   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Revelations 2:21-22:
    "...and then when thine economy hast been pillaged by realwhores, with the incidence of flopping gaining prevalence before the eyes of your lord, you shall performeth upon the unclean agents of real eststate the Holy Ritual of The Cleveland Steamer. Verily, you shalt perform this rite as it is commanded you, lest you be burned up in the rapture, never to be in the presence of the flying spaghetti monster again."

    I ain't saying it is pretty, or that I want to watch it go down, but orders are orders my man.

    Also, there seem to be two different definitions of this ritual. The proper one can be performed on anyone, where as the incorrect version requires a female partner. Look it up on Urban Dictionary, at your own peril.

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