Watchhttp://www2.wkrg.com/news/2011/nov/22/realtor-arrested-theft-charge-ar-2741556/
Realtor®s are the cannibals of this economy. Doze off for a moment with one near you and you'll wake up with a Realtor® chewing the meat off of your skull, yanking your wallet out of your pants and shooting your pets.
No surprise then that another ratbag scum-sucking Realtor® has been bagged for felony theft, this time making off with nearly $50K from a church in Mobile. Yeah, you thought it was an exaggeration to call Realtor®s satanic monsters. No one is safe as long as even one Realtor® is at large - not even a church.
Check out the face of this satanic monster and try not to vomit:
http://www2.wkrg.com/mgmedia/image/0/354/308923/evelyn-mace/
Be warned, this monster and her compatriots are still at large.
The whole twisted story of depthless evil can be read here:
http://www2.wkrg.com/news/2011/nov/22/realtor-arrested-theft-charge-ar-2741556/
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APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says
I sense a strawman: Who thinks this is an exaggeration?
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Hehehehehehe
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Grab a realtor and perform the Holy Ritual of The Cleveland Steamer upon them, for Christ.
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Ok. So what's for dessert?
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Why should a RE agent get that for free when I have to pay good money for someone to do it?
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Most realtors remind me of the behaviors you might find in a 10-15 year old spoiled rotten child. The trait they have about not telling the truth to see if your a kool-aid drinker or not is really getting old.
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I'm sorry to be the voice of reason - but what does her being a realwhore have to do with her ripping off God?
I perused their code of ethics - not that any realwhore really gives a shit what the code says or anything - and it only applies to real estate transactions.
Now, one might think that, considering her "fiduciary obligation" in certain real estate transactions, she might be held to a higher standard of some type. But since history has shown that she's not held to some higher -or any -standard in her
profession- I mean, in hercareer- I mean in herday job- I mean, in her... you know, where she goes sometimes and pretends to care what someone wants and then attempts to commit them to whatever pays the highest commission...shit, I forgot what I was saying.
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Sorry Tony... the so called 99% and Congress are too busy occupying Wall Street, tax the 1% and evil Corporations to even notice this. The local REA and their mother queen, the NAR, are still at it fleeching the public. Nothing has changed.
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Burn them all at the stake, there are way too many leeches in real estate industry anyway.
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What ever happened to the hot Realtors? I mean if I'm going to be screwed, I would like it done by a hot babe.
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When everything tanked they became harem members to the Saudis where they lie in wait for an opportunity to poison or garrote their husbands. Some took vacations and spend all their time burning churches and defiling grave yards and selling children into slavery.
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For you folks looking at Real Estate in the Mobile, AL area.
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Is this a tradition in Cleveland we don't know about? You seem to be convinced it is a rewarding rite to observe.
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Revelations 2:21-22:
"...and then when thine economy hast been pillaged by realwhores, with the incidence of flopping gaining prevalence before the eyes of your lord, you shall performeth upon the unclean agents of real eststate the Holy Ritual of The Cleveland Steamer. Verily, you shalt perform this rite as it is commanded you, lest you be burned up in the rapture, never to be in the presence of the flying spaghetti monster again."
I ain't saying it is pretty, or that I want to watch it go down, but orders are orders my man.
Also, there seem to be two different definitions of this ritual. The proper one can be performed on anyone, where as the incorrect version requires a female partner. Look it up on Urban Dictionary, at your own peril.