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By zzyzzx   follow   Fri, 9 Dec 2011, 1:03am PST   ↑ Like (10)   ↓ Dislike (9)   133,796 views   743 comments   Watch (2)   Share   Quote  

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Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Fri, 10 Jun 2016, 4:55pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 704

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Fri, 10 Jun 2016, 4:57pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 705

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Sat, 11 Jun 2016, 11:01am PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 706

nah, it just reflects whatever people type into it:

BayAreaObserver   befriend (0)   ignore (3)   Sat, 11 Jun 2016, 4:17pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 707

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Mon, 13 Jun 2016, 1:05pm PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 708

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Wed, 15 Jun 2016, 8:31am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 709

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (21)   Wed, 15 Jun 2016, 8:33am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 710

Woudln't it just be easier to change your name or expect no sign will stay for long.

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Wed, 15 Jun 2016, 8:39am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 711

They should just rename the place to Randyville.

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Wed, 15 Jun 2016, 9:06am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 712

this village in austria also frequently has signs stolen:

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 15 Jun 2016, 12:11pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 713

Nazi base in Singapore.

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Wed, 15 Jun 2016, 12:12pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 714

Okay, the door works now

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Sun, 19 Jun 2016, 2:48pm PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 715

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (21)   Sun, 19 Jun 2016, 8:10pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 716

rpanic01   befriend (1)   ignore (0)   Mon, 20 Jun 2016, 3:25am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 717

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Mon, 20 Jun 2016, 8:59pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 718

30 fucking years of programming and this is the result. Thanks for destroying so many other software companies, Microsoft. You're doing a freaking great job.

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Tue, 21 Jun 2016, 7:32am PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 719


Quick, close the door

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Tue, 21 Jun 2016, 7:40am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 720

mmmarvel says

Quick, close the door

Um, there's something wrong with our species when the typical response to this situation is to take a picture instead of dealing with the danger.

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (7)   Tue, 21 Jun 2016, 5:29pm PDT   Like (5)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 721

I was walking through a local mall and came upon a "Mexican Book Store." Never having seen one before, I went in.
As I was wandering around, a clerk asked if he could help me find something.
I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book about his proposed immigration policy regarding Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "&%$# you, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Tue, 21 Jun 2016, 7:08pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 722


No real need to comment futher

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (21)   Tue, 21 Jun 2016, 7:14pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 723

That's a pretty good framing job if I must say so my self.

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (7)   Tue, 21 Jun 2016, 7:18pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 724

Tenpoundbass says

That's a pretty good framing job if I must say so my self.

Especially if you can pop the hood open, I don't even see the hinges or a latch.

OTOH to go to all that trouble without being able to pop the hood is what I would expect from a service provided by O care.

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (21)   Thu, 23 Jun 2016, 7:27am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 725

Found his exit!

astronut97   befriend (0)   ignore (0)   Thu, 23 Jun 2016, 7:54am PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 726

There is an interesting back story to that name. It seems that this was originally called "Soda Springs" until some quack started selling the idea that the mineral waters promoted heath and cured all sorts of diseases. As for the name: He named it "Zzyzx Mineral Springs and Health Resort," touted as "the last word in health" and the last word in the English language -- a gimmick so it would be the last listing in any directory.

Zzyzx: Quack-Founded Town, Last Name In The Atlas

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (21)   Thu, 23 Jun 2016, 8:01am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 727

Interesting thanks for sharing that. How is it pronounced?

astronut97   befriend (0)   ignore (0)   Thu, 23 Jun 2016, 8:24am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 728

Tenpoundbass says

How is it pronounced?

From the link: "Zzyzx" (pronounced "Zye - Zex," rhyming with Isaac's)

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 7 Jul 2016, 3:13pm PDT   Like (3)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 729

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (21)   Thu, 7 Jul 2016, 8:47pm PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 730

Straw Man says

That's almost Art. That would be a great Bronze sculpture.

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Mon, 11 Jul 2016, 9:33am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 731

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Mon, 11 Jul 2016, 3:08pm PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 732

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (7)   Tue, 12 Jul 2016, 8:43am PDT   Like (3)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 733

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business, when this FAT, ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kind’a cute. You gotta phone number?"

I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen."

I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches... But, when you’re over sixty; who cares?

*****************************

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Lady Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."

Cost me a busted tooth... But, when you’re over sixty; who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”

I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

Cost me a fat lip... But, when you’re over sixty; who cares?

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I was telling a woman in the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, pushing out her ample chest with a smile, "then go ahead and try."

After about thirty seconds of me fondling her breasts, the woman lost patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."

Cost me a kick in the nuts... But, when you’re over sixty; who cares?

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I went to a bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

"Good legs!" I said! The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

I said, "Definitely! … Most tables would have collapsed by now."

Cost me another 6 stitches... But, when you’re over sixty; who cares?

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Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Tue, 19 Jul 2016, 10:24am PDT   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 734

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Tue, 19 Jul 2016, 10:41am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 735

Patrick says

So even birds troll.

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (7)   Tue, 19 Jul 2016, 12:03pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 736

Is that true?

HEY YOU   befriend (3)   ignore (4)   Tue, 19 Jul 2016, 2:27pm PDT   Like   Dislike (1)     Share   Quote   Comment 737

Funniest pictures,a collage of the RNC.

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Fri, 22 Jul 2016, 9:45am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 738

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Fri, 22 Jul 2016, 12:15pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 739

Nuke anything for Firefox.

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (12)   Wed, 27 Jul 2016, 12:30am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 740

Patrick   befriend (62)   ignore (4)   Wed, 27 Jul 2016, 10:53am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 741

jazz music   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 27 Jul 2016, 11:20am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 742

nice squeeze for orgasms

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Wed, 27 Jul 2016, 4:19pm PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 743

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