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Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 6:29am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 544

mmmarvel says

That is such a Creed (from The Office) thing to say.

Peter P   befriend   ignore   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 9:02am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 545

Dan8267 says

mmmarvel says

That is such a Creed (from The Office) thing to say.

I love The Office.

Ceffer   befriend   ignore   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 9:19am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 546

zzyzzx says

Thank God for the porn industry, or we might drop down to #10.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 3:46am PST   Share   Quote   Like (5)   Dislike     Comment 547

mell   befriend   ignore   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 3:56am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 548

Ceffer says

Thank God for the porn industry, or we might drop down to #10.

Their mandatory testing and length of suspension on infection is so stringent that it's very likely not them.

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 4:15am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 549

Straw Man   befriend   ignore   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 4:38am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 550

indigenous says

Any idea where this is?

India.

Ceffer   befriend   ignore   Sun, 30 Nov 2014, 3:12am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 551

Ceffer   befriend   ignore   Sun, 30 Nov 2014, 3:13am PST   Share   Quote   Like (5)   Dislike     Comment 552

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 8:39am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (4)   Dislike     Comment 553

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 11:16am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 554

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 11:57am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 555

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 12:00pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 556

Safety First

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 4 Jun 2015, 11:09am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 557

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Thu, 4 Jun 2015, 12:43pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 558

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Thu, 4 Jun 2015, 12:44pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 559

Heraclitusstudent   befriend   ignore   Thu, 4 Jun 2015, 3:52pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 560

Heraclitusstudent   befriend   ignore   Fri, 5 Jun 2015, 2:35pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 561

thunderlips11   befriend   ignore   Fri, 5 Jun 2015, 2:55pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 562

curious2 says

If you have a source for that, I would be curious to read it. As far as I know, Einstein worked seriously at the patent office, where he was eminently qualified for his job, and did his other work on his own time.

Ist Hier:

When Einstein was asked how things functioned in the Patent Office, he replied that above all one must be able to express clearly and correctly the wording of the original patent from the description of the discovery and the patentee's claims. The work was not particularly exciting and apart from one or two exceptions it was rather soul destroying. In any case one had to sit every day for eight hours on a stool and in return for that one was given a decent wage.
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Einstein felt free; free of academic authority and rules, and thus the Patent Office was a comfortable place for Einstein the free-thinker to hatch his most beautiful theories.
Rudolf Kayser, Einstein's son in-law writes in his biography on Einstein, "He soon discovered that he could find time to devote to his own scientific studies if he did his work in less time. But discretion was necessary, for though authorities may find slow work satisfactory, the saving of time for personal pursuits is officially forbidden.
Worried, Einstein saw to it that the small sheets of paper on which he wrote and figured vanished into his desk - drawer as soon as he heard footsteps approaching behind his door. If he had been discovered, he would have been ridiculed as well as harmed. The Director [Friedrich Haller] would have laughed at him in addition to being angry; he was too great a positivist to think much of speculative science".
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It appears that Einstein used to write his notes on "small sheets of papers", because later one of the students at the University of Zurich described him entering class with
notes "the size of a visiting card on which he had scribbled what he wanted to tell us". On these papers Einstein very likely wrote his path breaking 1905 papers;
and these small sheets of papers the size of visiting cards could perfectly enter his desk-drawer without being discovered by Haller.


http://arxiv.org/pdf/1205.3904.pdf

Wörk ist der Key to SücceB, nein? Nein Göofing üff.

thunderlips11   befriend   ignore   Fri, 5 Jun 2015, 3:02pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 563

(Switzerland is rumored to be Germany, on Steroids):

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Fri, 5 Jun 2015, 3:19pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 564

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Thu, 9 Jul 2015, 10:12pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 565

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Thu, 9 Jul 2015, 10:18pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 566

Time to celebrate Maymo's birthday! Since Maymo loved getting 100 balls last year, we decided to up the ante and fill a DIY ball pit with 1000+ rainbow-colored balls (because gay marriage!). At first Maymo thinks it's just an ordinary day with us rearranging the furniture, but he perks up when he sees the box filled with 1000+ colorful balls. Maymo's reaction is hilarious and predictably cute, with the funny dog jumping into the ball pit, excitedly wagging his tail and playing until he is tuckered out.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 7:44am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 567

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:29am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 568

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:30am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 569

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:31am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 570

mmmarvel   befriend   ignore   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:33am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 571

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 10:20am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 572

I actually took this picture:

indigenous   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 10:17am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike (1)     Comment 573

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 10:23am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 574

Only a racist would find that funny, and one with a bad sense of humor. The pun is the lowest form of joke, and at best, only serves to enhance another joke.

indigenous   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 11:04am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 575

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment. It is just that you mutts conflate having a viewpoint with racism.

HydroCabron   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 11:14am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 576

indigenous says

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment.

Have to agree. This is nowhere near as offensive as Target pulling a couple of words off its signs.

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 1:11pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 577

indigenous says

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment. It is just that you mutts conflate having a viewpoint with racism.

My actual words were
Dan8267 says

Only a racist would find that funny, and one with a bad sense of humor.

Without a racist mind, there is nothing funny about the pun.

indigenous   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 4:01pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 578

Dan8267 says

Without a racist mind, there is nothing funny about the pun.

Sure there is, it is funny because Obama is a lying politician. You know hope and change, I will be transparent, if you like your plan you can keep it, I will close down GITMO, etc etc

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 6:29pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 579

indigenous says

Sure there is, it is funny because Obama is a lying politician.

And what does that have to do with Africa or skin color?

indigenous   befriend   ignore   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 8:01pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 580

Dan8267 says

And what does that have to do with Africa or skin color?

It has to do with O being African, it has nothing to do with skin color.

Straw Man   befriend   ignore   Thu, 13 Aug 2015, 8:33pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 581

indigenous   befriend   ignore   Tue, 18 Aug 2015, 6:57pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 582

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Fri, 28 Aug 2015, 12:11am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 583

You run into a window, too?

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