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By zzyzzx   Follow   Fri, 9 Dec 2011, 1:03am PST   98,234 views   614 comments   Watch (1)   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (6)   Dislike (8)  

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HydroCabron   befriend (0)   ignore (3)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 11:14am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 575

indigenous says

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment.

Have to agree. This is nowhere near as offensive as Target pulling a couple of words off its signs.

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 1:11pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 576

indigenous says

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment. It is just that you mutts conflate having a viewpoint with racism.

My actual words were
Dan8267 says

Only a racist would find that funny, and one with a bad sense of humor.

Without a racist mind, there is nothing funny about the pun.

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (9)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 4:01pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 577

Dan8267 says

Without a racist mind, there is nothing funny about the pun.

Sure there is, it is funny because Obama is a lying politician. You know hope and change, I will be transparent, if you like your plan you can keep it, I will close down GITMO, etc etc

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 6:29pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 578

indigenous says

Sure there is, it is funny because Obama is a lying politician.

And what does that have to do with Africa or skin color?

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (9)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 8:01pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 579

Dan8267 says

And what does that have to do with Africa or skin color?

It has to do with O being African, it has nothing to do with skin color.

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Thu, 13 Aug 2015, 8:33pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (4)   Dislike     Comment 580

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (9)   Tue, 18 Aug 2015, 6:57pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 581

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Fri, 28 Aug 2015, 12:11am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 582

You run into a window, too?

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 3 Sep 2015, 11:53am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 583

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 3 Sep 2015, 11:53am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 584

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Mon, 14 Sep 2015, 10:02am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 585

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Mon, 28 Sep 2015, 11:06am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 586

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Fri, 2 Oct 2015, 8:51am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 587

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Fri, 2 Oct 2015, 11:21am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 588

Blatant false advertisement.

Ooops, added an s to the domain name.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:19am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 589

"Let is snow"

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:21am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 590

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:36am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 591

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:38am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 592

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:38am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 593

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:42am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 594

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Mon, 21 Dec 2015, 7:56am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 595

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 8:16am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 596

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 8:25am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 597

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 8:31am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 598

elliemae   befriend (25)   ignore (4)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 9:13am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 599

elliemae   befriend (25)   ignore (4)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 9:24am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 600

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Sat, 2 Jan 2016, 7:25pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 601

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Tue, 5 Jan 2016, 11:57am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 602

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Wed, 6 Jan 2016, 8:05pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 603

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (9)   Thu, 7 Jan 2016, 4:46am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 604

Was that on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? Where is Marlin Perkins?

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 7 Jan 2016, 12:59pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 605

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (27)   Thu, 7 Jan 2016, 1:37pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 606

I once told the guy that hired me after a grueling interview. "You know I would like to have a lycra Superman Suit to show up in Job interviews dressed in. Copmlete with the Cape thight turnic tight tights with my gut and all. " He said "Dude I would have SO hired you without all of the vetting. "
That guy, I believe he actually would have.

My last job search for the first few inter views I showed up dressed for business. Which this is South Florida and there's probably actually only two IT shops in all of South Florida that actually has a Business attire dress code. Most guys when I'm working somewhere shows up dressed to the nines, get's "The Look" from everyone as he walks in to the room. Everyone else is dressed causal to business casual. It's hard to get a job when you in a context that you are never in. Such as wearing a business suit in your real life, someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit. Needless to say the first two interviews went horrible. After that I said I'll wear what I damned well please to the interview. I did and I ended up with the next three job interviews acutaly competing for me.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 4 Feb 2016, 8:51am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 607

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 4 Feb 2016, 8:52am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 608

Tenpoundbass says

someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit.

The funerals I have been to lately were all casual.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 11:09am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 609

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 11:48am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 610

Patrick   befriend (63)   ignore (3)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 11:53am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 611

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

mell   befriend (8)   ignore (4)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 12:12pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 612

Patrick says

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

San Francisco is 2nd, must be a small dark dot on that map ;) There is likely a mild correlation with temperature as well.

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 12:30pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 613

Patrick says

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

Holy River of Shit

500 fecal coliform bacteria (aka poop, shit, deuce, the brown) per liter of water is said to be safe for swimming. Personally, I prefer there to be no shit in my swimming water but accidents do happen.

100,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter is the threshold for international recognition (by me) as an official River of Shit.

The Ganges in Varanasi checks in with a whopping 1,500,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter. We may need to get a fecal coliform expert down here for verification, but I think that means there is more shit in this water than there is water.

Yet people travel to India to bathe in the Gange river.

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 12:33pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 614

zzyzzx says

Finally something America can be proud of. In general, we don't shit in public. Our main exposition of spewing shit in public is our presidential debates which only happen every four years.

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