I was walking through a local mall and came upon a "Mexican Book Store." Never having seen one before, I went in.
As I was wandering around, a clerk asked if he could help me find something.
I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book about his proposed immigration policy regarding Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "&%$# you, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
There is an interesting back story to that name. It seems that this was originally called "Soda Springs" until some quack started selling the idea that the mineral waters promoted heath and cured all sorts of diseases. As for the name: He named it "Zzyzx Mineral Springs and Health Resort," touted as "the last word in health" and the last word in the English language -- a gimmick so it would be the last listing in any directory.