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mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Thu, 3 Sep 2015, 11:53am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 584

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Mon, 14 Sep 2015, 10:02am PDT   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 585

Straw Man   befriend (0)   ignore (1)   Mon, 28 Sep 2015, 11:06am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 586

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Fri, 2 Oct 2015, 8:51am PDT   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 587

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (11)   Fri, 2 Oct 2015, 11:21am PDT   Like   Dislike (1)     Share   Quote   Comment 588

Blatant false advertisement.

Ooops, added an s to the domain name.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:19am PST   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 589

"Let is snow"

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:21am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 590

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:36am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 591

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:38am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 592

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:38am PST   Like (3)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 593

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 17 Dec 2015, 11:42am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 594

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Mon, 21 Dec 2015, 7:56am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 595

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 8:16am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 596

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 8:25am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 597

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 8:31am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 598

elliemae   befriend (25)   ignore (4)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 9:13am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 599

elliemae   befriend (25)   ignore (4)   Tue, 22 Dec 2015, 9:24am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 600

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Sat, 2 Jan 2016, 7:25pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 601

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Tue, 5 Jan 2016, 11:57am PST   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 602

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (11)   Wed, 6 Jan 2016, 8:05pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 603

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (7)   Thu, 7 Jan 2016, 4:46am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 604

Was that on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom? Where is Marlin Perkins?

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Thu, 7 Jan 2016, 12:59pm PST   Like (4)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 605

Tenpoundbass   befriend (1)   ignore (18)   Thu, 7 Jan 2016, 1:37pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 606

I once told the guy that hired me after a grueling interview. "You know I would like to have a lycra Superman Suit to show up in Job interviews dressed in. Copmlete with the Cape thight turnic tight tights with my gut and all. " He said "Dude I would have SO hired you without all of the vetting. "
That guy, I believe he actually would have.

My last job search for the first few inter views I showed up dressed for business. Which this is South Florida and there's probably actually only two IT shops in all of South Florida that actually has a Business attire dress code. Most guys when I'm working somewhere shows up dressed to the nines, get's "The Look" from everyone as he walks in to the room. Everyone else is dressed causal to business casual. It's hard to get a job when you in a context that you are never in. Such as wearing a business suit in your real life, someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit. Needless to say the first two interviews went horrible. After that I said I'll wear what I damned well please to the interview. I did and I ended up with the next three job interviews acutaly competing for me.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 4 Feb 2016, 8:51am PST   Like (4)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 607

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Thu, 4 Feb 2016, 8:52am PST   Like (1)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 608

Tenpoundbass says

someone has to die or get married for you to wear a suit.

The funerals I have been to lately were all casual.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 11:09am PST   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 609

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 11:48am PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 610

Patrick   befriend (64)   ignore (4)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 11:53am PST   Like (2)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 611

wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

mell   befriend (8)   ignore (5)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 12:12pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 612


wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

San Francisco is 2nd, must be a small dark dot on that map ;) There is likely a mild correlation with temperature as well.

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (11)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 12:30pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 613


wow, had no idea that india was literally quite that shitty. not so sure about visiting there anymore.

Holy River of Shit

500 fecal coliform bacteria (aka poop, shit, deuce, the brown) per liter of water is said to be safe for swimming. Personally, I prefer there to be no shit in my swimming water but accidents do happen.

100,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter is the threshold for international recognition (by me) as an official River of Shit.

The Ganges in Varanasi checks in with a whopping 1,500,000 fecal coliform bacteria per liter. We may need to get a fecal coliform expert down here for verification, but I think that means there is more shit in this water than there is water.

Yet people travel to India to bathe in the Gange river.

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (11)   Fri, 5 Feb 2016, 12:33pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 614

zzyzzx says

Finally something America can be proud of. In general, we don't shit in public. Our main exposition of spewing shit in public is our presidential debates which only happen every four years.

Dan8267   befriend (17)   ignore (11)   Sun, 21 Feb 2016, 10:10pm PST   Like (3)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 615

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (6)   Tue, 23 Feb 2016, 12:15pm PST   Like   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 616

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mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (1)   Thu, 25 Feb 2016, 8:14am PST   Like (3)   Dislike     Share   Quote   Comment 618

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