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mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Fri, 31 Oct 2014, 3:10am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 535

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zzyzzx says

This is why taking a physics class is important. Conservation of momentum and kinetic energy are important. Impulse = momentum or Ft = mv is a linear relationship whereas KE = mv^2 is not. Hence, a little momentum can give a lot of kinetic energy to a low-mass hamster. The velocity of the big ball is not reflective of the velocity the hamster will be launched at.

justme   befriend (2)   ignore (2)   Tue, 4 Nov 2014, 1:17am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike (2)     Comment 539

Right. Perhaps someone could re-brand the "for dummies" book series. For example, it could be called

"Basic Science for Republicans"

Some of the titles could beL

"Heat-trapping properties of CO2 (for Republicans)"

"Hydrogen (H2) -- why it doesn't just come out of you water pipe (for Republicans)"

There are endless possibilities.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 2:18am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 540

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zzyzzx says

Stop fucking bears.

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 3:55am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 542

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mmmarvel says

That is such a Creed (from The Office) thing to say.

Peter P   befriend (5)   ignore (5)   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 9:02am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 544

Dan8267 says

mmmarvel says

That is such a Creed (from The Office) thing to say.

I love The Office.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (2)   Wed, 12 Nov 2014, 9:19am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 545

zzyzzx says

Thank God for the porn industry, or we might drop down to #10.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 3:46am PST   Share   Quote   Like (5)   Dislike     Comment 546

mell   befriend (8)   ignore (4)   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 3:56am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 547

Ceffer says

Thank God for the porn industry, or we might drop down to #10.

Their mandatory testing and length of suspension on infection is so stringent that it's very likely not them.

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Tue, 25 Nov 2014, 4:15am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 548

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indigenous says

Any idea where this is?

India.

Ceffer   befriend (0)   ignore (2)   Sun, 30 Nov 2014, 3:12am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike     Comment 550

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zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 8:39am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (4)   Dislike     Comment 552

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 11:16am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 553

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 11:57am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 554

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Tue, 24 Mar 2015, 12:00pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 555

Safety First

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 4 Jun 2015, 11:09am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 556

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 4 Jun 2015, 12:43pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 557

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curious2 says

If you have a source for that, I would be curious to read it. As far as I know, Einstein worked seriously at the patent office, where he was eminently qualified for his job, and did his other work on his own time.

Ist Hier:

When Einstein was asked how things functioned in the Patent Office, he replied that above all one must be able to express clearly and correctly the wording of the original patent from the description of the discovery and the patentee's claims. The work was not particularly exciting and apart from one or two exceptions it was rather soul destroying. In any case one had to sit every day for eight hours on a stool and in return for that one was given a decent wage.
...
Einstein felt free; free of academic authority and rules, and thus the Patent Office was a comfortable place for Einstein the free-thinker to hatch his most beautiful theories.
Rudolf Kayser, Einstein's son in-law writes in his biography on Einstein, "He soon discovered that he could find time to devote to his own scientific studies if he did his work in less time. But discretion was necessary, for though authorities may find slow work satisfactory, the saving of time for personal pursuits is officially forbidden.
Worried, Einstein saw to it that the small sheets of paper on which he wrote and figured vanished into his desk - drawer as soon as he heard footsteps approaching behind his door. If he had been discovered, he would have been ridiculed as well as harmed. The Director [Friedrich Haller] would have laughed at him in addition to being angry; he was too great a positivist to think much of speculative science".
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It appears that Einstein used to write his notes on "small sheets of papers", because later one of the students at the University of Zurich described him entering class with
notes "the size of a visiting card on which he had scribbled what he wanted to tell us". On these papers Einstein very likely wrote his path breaking 1905 papers;
and these small sheets of papers the size of visiting cards could perfectly enter his desk-drawer without being discovered by Haller.


http://arxiv.org/pdf/1205.3904.pdf

Wörk ist der Key to SücceB, nein? Nein Göofing üff.

thunderlips11   befriend (14)   ignore (1)   Fri, 5 Jun 2015, 3:02pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 562

(Switzerland is rumored to be Germany, on Steroids):

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Fri, 5 Jun 2015, 3:19pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 563

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Thu, 9 Jul 2015, 10:12pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 564

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Thu, 9 Jul 2015, 10:18pm PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 565

Time to celebrate Maymo's birthday! Since Maymo loved getting 100 balls last year, we decided to up the ante and fill a DIY ball pit with 1000+ rainbow-colored balls (because gay marriage!). At first Maymo thinks it's just an ordinary day with us rearranging the furniture, but he perks up when he sees the box filled with 1000+ colorful balls. Maymo's reaction is hilarious and predictably cute, with the funny dog jumping into the ball pit, excitedly wagging his tail and playing until he is tuckered out.

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 7:44am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 566

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:29am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 567

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:30am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 568

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:31am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 569

mmmarvel   befriend (4)   ignore (0)   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 9:33am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 570

zzyzzx   befriend (10)   ignore (7)   Thu, 16 Jul 2015, 10:20am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 571

I actually took this picture:

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (9)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 10:17am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (4)   Dislike (1)     Comment 572

Dan8267   befriend (18)   ignore (15)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 10:23am PDT   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 573

Only a racist would find that funny, and one with a bad sense of humor. The pun is the lowest form of joke, and at best, only serves to enhance another joke.

indigenous   befriend (0)   ignore (9)   Tue, 11 Aug 2015, 11:04am PDT   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 574

Bullshit, there is nothing racist about that comment. It is just that you mutts conflate having a viewpoint with racism.

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