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elliemae   befriend   ignore   Fri, 21 Dec 2012, 2:03pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike (2)     Comment 304

121212 says

your a disgusting pedophile zzyzzx

Does this mean that some pedophiles aren't disgusting - just him?

Now, zzyzzx, you're just fucking with him. Would it be a pedophile reference if I were to say that fucking with him is a childish thing to do?

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Tue, 1 Jan 2013, 10:35pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike (3)     Comment 305

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 9:39am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (3)     Comment 306

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 11:24am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 307

zzyzzx says

The first three items are solved by using non-DRM content. One click, play game (total 1 second after removing .bnk logo videos). One click, play .mkv file in Media Player Classic with Community Codec Pack (total 1 second to start playing). Downloading content makes channel surfing obsolete. What's on TV right now? Whatever you want to be one it.

Cars were faster in the 1970s, but they were ugly, noisy, polluting, and fuel inefficient. I'll take a nice fully electric sports car over a muscle car any day.

For credit card purchases, it doesn't even take me 5 seconds to swipe and enter my pin. For restaurants, you just sign just like in the 1980s.

As for music, for every Nirvana there was a Milli Vanilli. For every Queen, there was a Vanilla Ice. We remember the good music and forget the bad. Today's music is even better than the 1990s, which was better than the 1980s, which was better than the 1970s/1960s. Music gets better with time because the music industry figures out what people like. It's just that as people get older, they tend to no longer be open to new types of music.

Personally, I like quite a few of today's artists like Taylor Swift, Celtic Woman, Escala, Evanescence, Kelly Clarkson, Nina Gordon, Michael Bublé, Cold Play, Katty Perry, even Avril Lavigne has a nice voice. I still like a lot of the 1990s artists like Alanis Morissette, Jewel, Cranberries, Natalie Imbruglia, but I'm not going to limit myself to listening only to the music that came out when I was in my teens or early twenties.

There will always been crap coming out, but there always will be good music coming out as well. The trick is to not get into the worldview that the only good music is what you grew up with.

Ironman   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 11:27am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (4)     Comment 308

Dan8267 says

Personally, I like quite a few of today's artists like Taylor Swift, Celtic Woman, Escala, Evanescence, Kelly Clarkson, Nina Gordon, Michael Bublé, Cold Play, Katty Perry, even Avril Lavigne has a nice voice. I still like a lot of the 1990s artists like Alanis Morissette, Jewel, Cranberries, Natalie Imbruglia,

Thanks for sharing your feminine side with us!! :)

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 12:18pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 309

Call it Crazy says

Thanks for sharing your feminine side with us!! :)

What can I say, hot chicks do it for me.

Ironman   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 12:41pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (4)     Comment 310

Dan8267 says

Call it Crazy says

Thanks for sharing your feminine side with us!! :)

What can I say, hot chicks do it for me.

OK, I'm glad Barry Manilow wasn't on your list.....

mell   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 1:28pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 311

Can you re-post that feisty one at the ballpark with the two other guys again? I am too lazy to pull up that other thread. TIA!

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 2:17pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 312

Call it Crazy says

OK, I'm glad Barry Manilow wasn't on your list.....

OK, there's one Barry Manilow song I like (well, two if you count Copa Cabanna)

I've liked that song ever since Angeles sang it on Angel.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Wed, 2 Jan 2013, 11:55pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (3)     Comment 313

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 3 Jan 2013, 12:09am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike (4)     Comment 314

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Mon, 7 Jan 2013, 1:16am PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike (2)     Comment 315

Peter P   befriend   ignore   Mon, 7 Jan 2013, 1:44am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 316

For a while I thought it came out of the playbook, 69 Ways to Make Love Not Babies. Never mind.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Mon, 7 Jan 2013, 3:42am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 317

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Mon, 7 Jan 2013, 11:40pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike (2)     Comment 318

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Tue, 8 Jan 2013, 3:54pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike     Comment 319

It's funny because human react the exact same way.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Fri, 11 Jan 2013, 4:18am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 320

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Fri, 11 Jan 2013, 4:18am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 321

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Wed, 16 Jan 2013, 4:25am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (3)     Comment 322

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 4:45am PST   Share   Quote   Like (3)   Dislike (3)     Comment 323

Which is in urbandictionary.com:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buffering
2.bufferingThe short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 17 Jan 2013, 10:00pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 324

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 10:29pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (2)   Dislike (2)     Comment 325

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Sun, 20 Jan 2013, 10:29pm PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 326

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Mon, 21 Jan 2013, 12:23am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 327

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Mon, 28 Jan 2013, 5:12am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 328

It looks like Molly Hatchet is getting back together.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 31 Jan 2013, 4:35am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (2)     Comment 329

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Fri, 1 Feb 2013, 2:13am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 330

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Tue, 5 Feb 2013, 2:10am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 331

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Thu, 7 Feb 2013, 2:52am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 332

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 7 Feb 2013, 2:55am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 333

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Thu, 7 Feb 2013, 2:59am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 334

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 12:41am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 335

Bubbabear   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 1:06am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike (1)     Comment 336

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 2:21am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 337

CaptainShuddup says

I don't buy that. 1 in 4 men are not wife beaters. 1 in 4 of your sons do not grow up to be wife beaters. That is a ridiculous percentage.

Don't tell me that a couple with two sons should expect that there is a 50% chance that one of their sons is going to be a wife beater.

Ironman   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 2:23am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 338

Dan8267 says

I don't buy that. 1 in 4 men are not wife beaters. 1 in 4 of your sons do not grow up to be wife beaters. That is a ridiculous percentage.

Don't tell me that a couple with two sons should expect that there is a 50% chance that one of their sons is going to be a wife beater.

Dan, calm down, this is the Funny picture thread... don't take the pics so seriously....

Dan8267   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 2:54am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 339

Call it Crazy says

Dan, calm down, this is the Funny picture thread... don't take the pics so seriously....

I am calm. I'm calmly pointing out an obviously incorrect statistic.

leo707   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 3:23am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 340

Dan8267 says

I don't buy that. 1 in 4 men are not wife beaters. 1 in 4 of your sons do not grow up to be wife beaters. That is a ridiculous percentage.

Don't tell me that a couple with two sons should expect that there is a 50% chance that one of their sons is going to be a wife beater.

And you would be correct. I am guessing that the popup ad is covering additional text something along the lines of, "Boyfriends or Dates."

Here is a quote from the study:
"Intimate partner violence is pervasive in U.S. society. Nearly 25 percent of surveyed women and 7.6 percent of surveyed men said they were raped and/or physically assaulted by a current or former spouse, cohabiting partner, or date at some time in their lifetime;"

Mr Happygoluckofus   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 3:29am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (1)     Comment 341

Dan8267 says

I am calm. I'm calmly pointing out an obviously incorrect statistic.

That's those crazy Asians under the Liberal French and English utopian enchantment. They have to villainize the mean old Man unit if they are ever going to stamp out sex inequality, and the best way to do that is by waging an agenda campaign of negative reinforcement and propaganda.

It almost sounds like something but I can't put my finger on it.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Fri, 8 Feb 2013, 4:23am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 342

You know, if you substitute the bathroom hand dryers for the blow dryers in the pic, that is pretty much what I think happened.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Mon, 11 Feb 2013, 2:48am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike     Comment 343

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