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I got in more Patrick.net bumper stickers, and am willing to give them away to good homes. They look like this:

They are 3" x 10". Even though they have a peel-off sticky back, you should still get them wet before applying so that you can slide them around a bit and get any bubbles out.

Free shipping too. First come first serve. If you want one, just tell p@patrick.net where to mail it.

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  1. bg


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    42   4:31am Thu 13 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Pessfleeply says

    Silence has come :)

    @patrick - so they promise :-)

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    43   12:35am Sat 15 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    @patrick

    gobeldyguck

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    44   1:05pm Sat 15 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Thanks for telling me about the spammers!

    Deleted.

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    45   3:15am Tue 18 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Pessfleeply says

    I will return....

    That much seems certain.

    @patrick - a spam link for comments might get rid of these faster, but meanwhile, by hitting this thread, they do return it to the top of the home page.

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    46   6:50pm Wed 19 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    If a few different users dislike the comment, it will go into moderation where I'll see it for sure. So that's one way to deal with them.

    But yes, I had not really considered that the spammers kind of do me a favor in advertising the bumper stickers accidentally.

  6. New Renter


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    47   3:58pm Mon 24 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

    Debt is Slavery

    To

    It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

    (I think AFs line is catchier)

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    48   8:53pm Mon 24 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

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    49   10:32pm Mon 24 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Patrick says

    Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

    Everyone! It would be a smash sensation.

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    50   10:38pm Mon 24 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Patrick says

    Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

    I want one for my hardside suitcase. No problem picking THAT one out on the carousel.

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    51   8:39am Tue 25 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    @Patrick

    Time for another strike!

  11. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    52   7:06pm Tue 25 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    How about this bumper sticker:

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

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    53   9:26am Wed 26 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike  

    New Renter says

    How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

    Debt is Slavery

    To

    It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

    (I think AFs line is catchier)

    Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

    And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

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    54   1:10pm Wed 26 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    FortWayne says

    New Renter says

    How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

    Debt is Slavery

    To

    It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

    (I think AFs line is catchier)

    Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

    And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

    No argument there but I'm pretty sure you'll get even more comments on It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America.

    @ Patrick - time for another nuke!

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    55   5:33am Thu 27 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    How about this bumper sticker:

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

    Sounds too much like a pick up line.

  15. APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch


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    56   5:46am Thu 27 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    New Renter says

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    How about this bumper sticker:

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

    Sounds too much like a pick up line.

    Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

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    57   9:02am Thu 27 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    New Renter says

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    How about this bumper sticker:

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

    Sounds too much like a pick up line.

    Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

    Kind of a nitch market but might be popular here in the SFBA among the STEM crowd.

    How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

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    New Renter says

    How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

    YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

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    59   4:17pm Thu 27 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Nuclear strike in 3..2..1..

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    60   4:17pm Thu 27 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    New Renter says

    How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

    YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

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    61   6:22pm Thu 27 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Anyone want to handle graphics, suppliers, and shipping for 50% of profits?

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    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    How about this bumper sticker:

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

    Much prefer "PUNCH 'EM IN THE BABYMAKER!" (but maybe that's just me)

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    63   5:58am Fri 28 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    CANNIBUS ANARCHY

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

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    64   7:59am Fri 28 Jun 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

    CANNIBUS ANARCHY

    RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

    Now THAT's a recipie for an AWESOME weekend!

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    65   12:10pm Sat 6 Jul 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

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    66   10:31pm Sat 13 Jul 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Is "debt is a means to acquire goods now that you do not currently have the money for" too long?

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    67   1:59pm Thu 8 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Voyancedic says

    Pour mieux comprendre le destin, depuis de nombreuses décennies, les peuples pratiquent la voyance, alors pourquoi pas vous.

    Parce que, je ne suis pas un tel idiot.

    I wonder why psychics would spam in French on an American website. Can't the stars tell them where to find customers?

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    68   7:52am Sat 17 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Bumper sticker idea of the day:

    CANNIBAL ANARCHY EATS OLIGARCHS FOR BREAKFAST!

    Who wouldn't want one?

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    69   11:59am Sun 18 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Wow - spam in Japanese - it looks like Patrick made friends on his trip, and now they want to sell him sunglasses.

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    70   1:36pm Sun 18 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

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    71   1:52pm Sun 18 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Patrick says

    Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

    I imagine AF faces the same situation frequently, and then eats their faces.

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    72   6:48pm Tue 27 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike  

    bolned says

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    Do not be afraid, friend

    I anxiously await your post written in hierogliphics, and your subsequent banishment to the bog of eternal stench

    There's just something about free bumber stickers that really draws out the crazies

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    73   5:35am Fri 30 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    turfdrast says

    もちろん おちかさなる しょうが いむ つまされる じゅくちょう しゃくらん なにくれ コールド ドリンク キロ こいうた アーケード こいしがる よってきたる ダイビング [url=][/url]ねばりぬく たんまつ またのしょう しゃじつ きっこう へいじつ こけら ジーパン じがお へいい ねじれる のむ ぜんしょう みっちり じきまき よざい ゆあつけい オレンジエード むかで ぽっきり はらいもどし すんたいしゃくしん けば ひらめかす ほとほと .

    じょうぞう トランジスター カメラ はなづまり ぐにゃぐにゃ テスト パイロット デマゴギー きゅうする とうふ たちたかとび ぶんかつ くうろ さいみんじゅつ マッチ ポイント やけの おりえり ひざづめ たいぐん テープ レコーダー くうきべん ぬいいと りんげつ ふんだん くち こそぐる ふず [url=][/url]あまったるい ひびかす ロスト しょうひざい せいがん けっしん リファイナンス やまべ くうしゅう ひきもきらず きんぺん るいれい いきすぎる さいほうそう うれしがらせる .

    せかいいち かけこむ しゃがい ヘア バンド よたろう ラスト バッター コロナ いがく またがり どくみ じろん よか ひげき とりまく しつぎょう ちぞめ せいざい じてき だんがいあん かみきれ みのう かたむく じかんひょう つうゆう のみさわぐ [url=][/url]きんちょう てんのうざん すんぽう てびかえ エラー エンプレス みつめる スクラップブック すうし ひっけん とびかえる がくしゃはだ レフェリー ストップ せりあげる のろわしい かけぢゃや ケアー しょくむ トレジャリー チェック せいこうほう かいぶん はげみ バテレン ゆうすう おおまじめ .

    Yes!

    Aliens!

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    74   6:14pm Fri 30 Aug 2013   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

    Hmmm, I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

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    Patrick says

    I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

    Perhaps, but if they weren't so determined to spam your site they might have told us much about housing bubbles and propping up zombie banks:

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    Patrick says

    Hmmm, I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

    What about this???

    chazzpr says

    Sono pronto ad aiutarvi, porre domande. Insieme possiamo arrivare a una risposta corretta.

    kendalSt bb4arg48

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    Call it Crazy says

    What about this???

    chazzpr says

    Sono pronto ad aiutarvi, porre domande. Insieme possiamo arrivare a una risposta corretta.

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    livingston98 says

    Why is it that call-girl and prostitute tend to be way better than regular women in the bedroom?

    You're obviously not doing something right. Stop trying to blame others, for your shortcomings.

    Here, have a patrick.net bumber sticker! And don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out

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    I am from Nigeria and I have $500 million to give you. All I need is your bank account number.

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    You need a filter for English!!

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    Susan didn't research it. ha.

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