Scarlett Johansson is responsible for my permanent erection!
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FollowBefriend (25)435 threads7,320 comments Saint George, UTelliemae's website
The tattoo artist should have boned up on his skills beforehand.
FollowBefriend (10)570 threads5,120 comments Baltimore, MD
Did he call the doctor after 4 hours?
FollowBefriend3 threads52 comments Las Vegas, NV
That's one way to get ahead in life.
FollowBefriend (1)65 threads1,209 comments
He should stop massaging Vaseline on it, the scab has long healed by now.
FollowBefriend (28)262 threads6,913 comments Premium
Who needs a tattoo for a permanent hard-on?
It looks like his mom styles his hair by stuffing his head in a flushing toilet.
Wow, this kid's mom is a psycho.
FollowBefriend (9)70 threads930 comments San Leandro, CA
I will have my entire body tattooed, only taller !
Say AAAH !