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Penis Tattoo Blamed for Permanent Erection


By Dan8267   Follow   Fri, 13 Jan 2012, 2:18pm PST   5,320 views   8 comments   Watch (0)   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike  

Scarlett Johansson is responsible for my permanent erection!

http://news.yahoo.com/penis-tattoo-blamed-permanent-erection-152604109.html

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elliemae   befriend   ignore   Fri, 13 Jan 2012, 2:36pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 1

The tattoo artist should have boned up on his skills beforehand.

zzyzzx   befriend   ignore   Mon, 16 Jan 2012, 2:24am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 2

Did he call the doctor after 4 hours?

Monkeyswing   befriend   ignore   Mon, 16 Jan 2012, 7:11am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 3

That's one way to get ahead in life.

TPB   befriend   ignore   Mon, 16 Jan 2012, 9:32am PST   Share   Quote   Like (1)   Dislike     Comment 4

He should stop massaging Vaseline on it, the scab has long healed by now.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   befriend   ignore   Tue, 17 Jan 2012, 6:58am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 5

Who needs a tattoo for a permanent hard-on?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   befriend   ignore   Tue, 17 Jan 2012, 7:43am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 6

It looks like his mom styles his hair by stuffing his head in a flushing toilet.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   befriend   ignore   Tue, 17 Jan 2012, 9:30am PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 7

Wow, this kid's mom is a psycho.

TMAC54   befriend   ignore   Wed, 18 Jan 2012, 11:40pm PST   Share   Quote   Like   Dislike (2)     Comment 8

I will have my entire body tattooed, only taller !
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