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Woman Who Always Cut The McDonald's Drive-Thru Line Finally Gets Tased
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Saw a guy take out a Jack in the Box head on the drive-through lane with a baseball bat. Lady squawked through the head's speakerphone, "May I help you?" and guy answered, "Fuck you!" and took it out with a single swing. This is what casual cuisine is all about!
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"Would you like to get fried with that?"
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She refused to order through the clown is the problem. Gotta honor the clown.
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FOUR fat cops? For a lady who weighs what looks like 84 lbs?
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Driving through a McDonalds the other day ba-a-a-a-by...
And what do you, what do you think I saw?
A well fare queen by passing the other customers in the Drive through and the lady at the window said, oh get in li-iayn-un-ine.
She really don't care, what day it was. But since she's there give her a big mac with cheese.
Then along came the police man with Jerry Fowler in their heads, say hey get out of the car can we come along do we care.
Well seeing their Pigs, she said I think I'll stay here a while.
So they are setting their Taze on Knock down and stun.
Whoa oh oh, Jolted her good and dragged her out of the car.
Now she sits there on the pavement like a bump on the shelf, and someone says would you like fries.
Police man asked the concerned citizens with their crappy phone cam, would like some some too?
So I'm packing my bags for the soda fountain. Over the hills where the Sprite's on ice.
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Wow, artie... slow down, ya might pop a vessel.
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The woman's child was taken by child protection services on the account of feeding your child anything from McDonald's is reckless endangerment.
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I want to see pictures of this woman. I bet she is fat.
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I miss the clown head
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Lol - she got McTased....
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Whatever happened to "super sizing?" McDonald's sells McCafe drinks. Maybe they should start selling Jolt Cola.
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Oh Praise the Ronald!
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The article says
From now on when I order a fish sandwich, I'll say, "Don't McTaze me, Bro!"
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Picking up my nuggets after crazy lady drives away.
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Gentle Readers,
Hmmm, the lady was tazed for going to McDonalds? Isn't eating their worm burgers punishment enough? That food they serve is nasty. She should have been tazed for eating there. Call child protective services on her. For that matter, stick her in a "care facility" with some good meds and a year supply of Depends.
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Roidy
P.S. I read that there is a "Greek Deal" that has been worked out in the EU. Isn't that wonderful! Please pass me the lube. I don't want my part of the "Greek Deal" without a good lube job to "ease the transition." Fuck You! Merkel!
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I agree! I'm making photography of police part of my political platform:
http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1206585
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I say put cameras and microphones on every badge and gun, and the gun doesn't work unless the camera has been rolling for five minutes.
Feed the video through a public WiFi network and archive everything.
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Dan8267 says
I'm hoping that it would be to get a mental picture of the people - but I agree that it's irrelevent.
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I don't like cops. It's the picture of "staged" democracy. They protect someone elses "assets". If you think you own the house you live in think again. Once again if they can "throw you out" you don't own it. Same with an insured car on payments.
See the shitheads that print the "paper". Understand the paper is worth little. However the assets. That their "little ant farm" builds and maintains, services etc. Those ASSETS are worth something. They aren't YOUR assets. They are the "Debt Merchants".
I don't like the word "Nazi". It throws shit in the other corner. Pointing the finger at some other people. So you can ponder it. Very much a misnomer.
Ok stack of shit with a hat and a badge. Heres a question for your next grade exam. You stop me for not wearing a seat belt. You examine me, my fucking car. Ask me all kinds of questions. Heres my question. Think fast coptard. 10,000 auto deaths each year. 100,000 accidents. In the US that means in the last 12 years 120,000 people no longer walk the earth anymore. That includes childern and infants. Why coptard? Are not you not swearing out warrants for the people of GM, Ford, BMW etc. That make the car. It's the most dangerous piece of equipment on the fucking planet. Shredding metal can cut flesh into ribbons. You have to wear safety equipment to work with it "even when its NOT MOVING". You can swear out a warrant for those people. There is probable cause you know. You swear out warrants for the people that sell guns accross state lines don't you. I mean thats potentially dangerous isn't it? You fail shithead your still a peon.
7,500 dead in Syria (a lie). Not one fucking word on your bullshit news about all the car deaths. Just a blurb on "Memorial day" and at the end of the year. Your really fucking selective in "tragedy" arent you? Which proves "one thing" they don't give a fuck about "dead people". They are after "ASSETS".
OH we got a new plant in OUR town. People on the freeway driving like manics. "Cops" won't be caught dead on there. Its too fucking dangerous. My fucking seatbelt driving 30 mph is so, fucking important.
So your more concerned with "property". Than anything else. Write your little accident report. That makes you a clerk for the insurance company and it makes you a real good employee for the auto "killer" makers. How about some hard hitting investigative journalism of ALL of the people that have ever died in the automobile? Never heard anything like that now have we. After all its our "fault". Its us, we aren't safe people. You can make it a prime time special. Fuck we will all watch that one. Because fuck I'll just bet you we pratically all have at least one auto fatality in each and every family in this country. The fucking odds are with that. The lawyers know to sue for some auto saftey issues on any one particular auto in a death. For a quick "standardized settlement". I know, hey a fucking class action lawsuit on behalf of every fucking person that died last year in a car. Not for the asswipe. To put the MF's in jail. I would get a law degree just for that. Then again. Their always those lawyers just starting out that could get something together like that. All they would have to do. Is get the records off all the deaths in all the states in a auto and write them a letter.
I really don't think "poo-lice" are nessesary. Not at all. But not at all. Never saved my life. I have never been a "victim of crime" in all of my years. One vcr stolen from me. I lived through that one. I have never needed a cop for anything. Never had to call one for any reason. Neither has my entire family. We have never been fucking victimized even once. Every fucking person I know of never really needed one. WHY ALL THE GUNS? Why do they need all of those armed people on the streets? To enforce drive thru's? I don't fucking get it.
What all of this is telling you is this. Oh I know what some shithead would say. Its telling you that on a daily basis fear, crime and more crime. People in reality for the most part really just don't think about harming one another.
This would be a much, much more wary and suspicious world. Of strangers. If there was not selling of we all are one country. Love your neighbor etc. See people trust. You want them that way. They trust way to much. They buy houses that are built in three months. That they have to work 30 years of their life to pay off.
People, actually believe in that shit as the "American dream" cause well you don't put a warning label on it. So if you don't put a "rip-off" warning label on it. Then its just so oh fucking trustworthy. Same thing with the "death traps".
Blacks rioted. So what did you do? They get stamps. A little food. They get to live in burned out, dilapidated parts of old cities. WHICH YOU FLOOD WITH DRUGS TO KEEP THEM QUIET. Don't play your "Democratic" bullshit with me. I go into inner cities almost every fucking week. I know what goes on there. I know where I can get drugs if I want them really, really quick. See I have "been around". I have known people that party with drugs. Something I won't go into. Most of those people. Close neighbors in some cases. Have always pointed out the fact. Gone into detail in some cases. About "where" a lot of those drugs come from. Some never think its talked about. If you "know" the right crowd however. Some people "just don't get caught" for many reasons. If they play the "game" and deal with the "right" people.
So blacks are either A. Dumb and don't know what to do. OR B. Not liked. I pick B. Every face you show as "victim" (it makes them feel oh so much better. They won't come "after" the property of the debt merchants.) that needs help. Or "enemy" that needs to be contained. In the middle east is black. I know Syrians aren't black. I'm related to them. I know fucking Iranians aren't black. They are fucking semetic. Why the towns? "Jack". Why do you always show the south side of town, MF? In "any" country you go into in the middle east? Why don't you go into "white semetic" Damascus? Whats the sway here? Why the manipulation?
Truth is you "don't" like Hebrews or Ishmaels descendants (Which you have "carefully crafted as all Muslim which just isn't true". In fact as the antagonists of Hebrews which just ain't natural since they are related.) Truth is on both counts in truth your a bunch of racist pricks. Any "Hebrew" with half a fucking brain knows to stay away from you "Plato" you violent fuck. You have always been "violent". They really don't believe "Jesus" changed your ways after you bludgeoned Jerusalem the first time. I consider you a "threat". I have to make sure "someone" knows I'm a semite not a Hebrew anywhere in your fucking vicinity. Its survival. Just like a black (who can't hide) or Ishmaels descendants. I'm a potential target for any of you idiots. Most of them just want to be left alone. Your rabies make you an incursive, invading horde for some fucking reason.
That just might make you and the "Russians" of the same genre. Blood is thicker than water now isn't it? The "Catholic" church is religious "bullshit" however a good place to "hide". It teachs people to live together. So it accomplished its pacifist role quite well. You wouldn't think a Hebrew could be a Catholic. But its better than the alternative of dealing with your violence. That is if they can stand the smell of the "Bullshit".
In fact you don't like anything of Abraham. Whatever the fuck you have in that "melting pot" of Jerusalem. Most of its sure not related to me. Thats for fucking sure. It makes for a nice little fucking "Device" for you after you and your buddy's were done with bullshit "communism". Now your in hot pursuit with your invasions down there. Your "installation of democracy" with clever manipulations. Deal is no ones buying your bullshit anymore.
Two buildings taken down. You got a shitload of assets for that. Three countries invaded. Puppets in all. Your buddy's sucking down the assets on a daily basis. It all makes sense dosen't it. The goofy Taliban (Thank you Saudi Arabia and Al GEEjerzia. The Saudis sure as fuck don't want you invading them. So they play ball.) in place for any "other" country with assets you just "might" discover. Heres a list of your buddy's that would not sign on for the Iraq invasions at the UN. But sure as fuck showed up for a piece of the pie.
Troop deployment in Iraq 2003-2011
Multinational Force Iraq units
Multi-National Force - West
Multi-National Division - Baghdad
Multinational Division Central-South
Multi-National Division - North
Multi-National Division (South-East)
Logistics Support Area Anaconda
NATO: A contingent of around 150 advisers under the separate command NATO Training Mission - Iraq-(withdrawn 12/11)
United States: 150,000 invasion 165,000 peak-(withdrawn 12/11)
United Kingdom: 46,000 invasion (withdrawn 5/11)
Australia: 2,000 invasion (withdrawn 7/09)
Romania: 730 peak (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 7/09)
El Salvador: 380 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 1/09)
Estonia: 40 troops (deployed 6/05-withdrawn 1/09)
Bulgaria: 485 peak (deployed 5/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Moldova: 24 peak (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Albania: 240 troops (deployed 4/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Ukraine: 1,650 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Denmark: 545 peak (deployed 4/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Czech Republic: 300 peak (deployed 12/03-withdrawn 12/08)
South Korea: 3,600 peak (deployed 5/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Japan: 600 troops (deployed 1/04-withdrawn 12/08)
Tonga: 55 troops (deployed 7/04-withdrawn 12/08)
Azerbaijan: 250 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Singapore: 175 offshore (deployed 12/03-withdrawn 12/08)
Bosnia and Herzegovina: 85 peak (deployed 6/05-withdrawn 11/08)
Macedonia: 77 peak (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 11/08)
Latvia: 136 peak (deployed 5/03-withdrawn 11/08)
Poland: 200 invasion—2,500 peak (withdrawn 10/08)
Kazakhstan: 29 troops (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 10/08)
Armenia: 46 troops (deployed 1/05-withdrawn 10/08)
Mongolia: 180 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 09/08)
Georgia: 2,000 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 8/08)
Russias not "shown" there (clever little pricks). All the people they "ship goods to and do business with sure the fuck are". They are pumping oil in there though. Heres more please excuse any "dups". Like we haven't been "duped" enough.
Slovakia: 110 peak (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 12/07)
Lithuania: 120 peak (deployed 6/03-withdrawn 08/07)
Italy: 3,200 peak (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 11/06)
Norway: 150 troops (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 8/06)
Hungary: 300 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 3/05)
Netherlands: 1,345 troops (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 3/05)
Portugal: 128 troops (deployed 11/03-withdrawn 2/05)
New Zealand: 61 troops (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 9/04)
Thailand: 423 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 8/04)
Philippines: 51 troops (deployed 7/03-withdrawn 7/04)
Honduras: 368 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 5/04)
Dominican Republic: 302 troops (deployed 8/03-withdrawn 5/04)
Spain: 1,300 troops (deployed 4/03-withdrawn 4/04)
Nicaragua: 230 troops (deployed 9/03-withdrawn 2/04)
Iceland: 2 troops (deployed 5/03-withdrawal date unknown)
Those are some of your "Buddy's". If you ever wonder about the colussion or adversity. Just save that list for yourselves people.