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Best Break-Up Lines Ever!

By EastCoastBubbleBoy   Follow   Sat, 11 Feb 2012, 6:32pm   1,052 views   6 comments
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In Honor of Valentines Day!

"I'm looking for tall dark and handsome, and unfortunately, all you have going for you is dark."

(I was told this after dating a girl for about a week... even though we'd known each other for a few months prior to our short lived relationship.)

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1. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,979 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   1   6:35pm Sat 11 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   "You & I are complete opposites. I'm a horse's head."

2. E-man Follow Befriend (31) 34 threads 2,545 comments San Jose, CA Premium

   2   6:40pm Sat 11 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   So I guess this is how she would say to dump a white guy? unfortunately you're only tall and handsome, but not dark? And to an Asian guy, Unfortunately, you're handsome, but not tall and dark enough? And to a black guy, Unfortunately, you're tall and handsome, but too dark? I guess only huts like Kobe Bryant and A. Rod would get dates. Sorry Michael Jordan, you're too dark. LOL!

3. TPB Follow Befriend (1) 65 threads 1,209 comments

   3   7:32pm Sat 11 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   I bet she'll settle for Short Fat and Loaded.

4. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,186 threads 6,157 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   4   5:40pm Sun 12 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Yup, though they deny it, women do judge men by their bank account balance. This former CEO of HP was acutely aware of that fact, but used it too clumsily: http://www.toledoblade.com/Nation/2011/12/31/Ousted-CEO-flashed-bank-balance-letter-says.html When I was at U. Michigan in Ann Arbor, an anthropology professor got in big trouble for documenting the fact that in every culture on earth, men seek young and beautiful women, and women seek rich and powerful men. No exceptions! Those were the main criteria of attractiveness everywhere on earth. But for documenting and publishing that fact, the guy almost lost his job.

5. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,979 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   5   5:56pm Sun 12 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   People often don't like the truth.

6. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   6   1:36pm Mon 13 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Patrick says women seek rich and powerful men. American women seek rich, powerful, and beautiful men. Unfortunately, only celebrities meet all three criteria.