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Time for Another Patrick.Net Innovation: Realtor® Fraud Report Application

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Sat, 18 Feb 2012, 5:12am   1,409 views   17 comments
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Everyone who ever got near a Realtor® reports a fairly consistent pattern of fraudulent communications, criminal nonfeasance and all manner of suborning perjury and financial frauds.

It's clear that a Realtor® is just an unindicted felon.

Patrick.Net could change all that by organizing a Realtor® Fraud Referral application that would provide a templated affidavit form with a set of charges that could be ticked, auto-filled and forwarded to the nearest county prosecutors office based on the address of the home or property that was the attempted subject of the fraud.

Important features could include:

Auto-CCing to editors of the local newspapers and community websites

Auto-populating a SQL database to create, over time, a Realtor® at Large alerting system so that the public could interrogate the crimes which a Realtor® had already been witnessed committing

Automated mug-shot retrieval through query of Google images

Auto-repeat submissions for fraud reporters that would dun the prosecutor until charges are filed and the criminally insane Realtor® is convicted, stuffed into a wedding dress and tossed into a supermax to be raped to death by neonazi serial killers.

At the very least the RFR would be good PR for Patrick.Net and provide the equivalent of a sports page for the website.

What do you say?

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1. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   1   10:56am Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Why don't each and everyone who deals with them start reporting them to DRE directly as this may become a legal issue. Wait a minute,as you said before - like rules will stop them from committing fraud. I like your ideas though. LOL.

2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

   2   8:56pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   What's DRE?

3. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   3   9:16pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says What's DRE? I think you are joking. :) http://www.dre.ca.gov/cons_complaint.html

4. thomas.wong1986 Follow Befriend 16 threads 4,426 comments

   4   9:36pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says criminal nonfeasance and all manner of suborning perjury and financial frauds Kind of like this..... former REA Oscar Nunez http://www.dre.ca.gov/cons_barorders_list.asp http://www2.dre.ca.gov/publicasp/pplinfo.asp?License_id=01344535 http://www.dre.ca.gov/pdf_docs/bar_orders/H5462SAC.pdf This one commited fraud.. but was revoked for only 36 months. Dont know if there was any criminal prosecution. http://www.dre.ca.gov/pdf_docs/bar_orders/H11208SF.pdf

5. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

   5   9:46pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   That's it? Less than 50 for the entire state? There are likely hundreds of Realtors® still at large, all of them guilty of unspeakable crimes. How can the state of California let this go on?

6. thomas.wong1986 Follow Befriend 16 threads 4,426 comments

   6   9:53pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says all of them guilty of unspeakable crimes Tell me about it... Realtor 'speak'... I got a dozen other offers, can you bring your offer higher. I would say that covers about 100% of all REA over the past 10+ years... Multiple counts fraud all of them...

7. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   7   9:56pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says unspeakable crimes. Yeah, what are those crimes? I'd love to read those details. :)

8. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

   8   7:20pm Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Fraud, bestiality, murder, rape, cannibalism, you name it, and not necessarily in that order. Scan the headlines. The crimes and mayhem inflicted by Realtors® is only limited by the diabolical savagery of these psychopaths. bubblesitter says APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says unspeakable crimes. Yeah, what are those crimes? I'd love to read those details. :)

9. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   9   7:26pm Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says The crimes and mayhem inflicted by Realtors® is only limited by the diabolical savagery of these psychopaths. Thanks. You made my Sunday,Sir.

10. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,240 threads 6,175 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    10   2:49pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Great idea, but where's the revenue?

11. TPB Follow Befriend (1) 65 threads 1,209 comments

    11   3:37pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Patrick says Great idea, but where's the revenue? We try to get legislation passed that requires all Realtors to register with Patnet. Hey it's a model working quite well with a lot of industries.

12. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

    12   4:04pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   It's like the child rapist registry. Except that you publish the address of the Realtor® - maybe for a buck - and host ads, or a fee for programming flash mobs at the Realtor®'s house where people assemble a pyre on his lawn and bid him or her to do the right thing and throw themselves into the leaping flames. Something like that. Patrick says Great idea, but where's the revenue?

13. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,240 threads 6,175 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    13   4:08pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   There would definitely be a paying audience for realtors jumping into bonfires.

14. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

    14   4:32pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   ESPN would brown out cable operators across the US with the pay per view audience. Getting the first Realtor® to hurl his or her body into the burning pyre may take some doing but cohort hysteria would take over and you'd have dozens per week taking the short cut to hell. It's so glorious, I can't even think of a name. Patrick says There would definitely be a paying audience for realtors jumping into bonfires.

15. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 416 threads 7,009 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    15   7:08pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says It's so glorious, I can't even think of a name. Flaming Realtors

16. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 182 threads 4,616 comments Premium

    16   7:14pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   FLAMING REALTORS! Yes! Let's pitch it to ESPN and CNN!

17. Katy Perry Follow Befriend 8 threads 530 comments Murrieta, CA

    17   7:23pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   The revenue would come from insurance like Doctors use. Realtors would have to buy Malpractice insurance.