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By TMAC54   Follow   Sat, 18 Feb 2012, 8:25am   3,963 views   14 comments
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1. Wacking Hut Follow Befriend 5 threads 20 comments

   1   5:42pm Sat 18 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Man: Hey baby, did you just fart? Woman: No, why do you ask? Man: Cause you just blew me away.

2. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

   2   7:12am Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   A womens hair is their "Crown and Glory", so try this: "Hi, I like your hair, is thatta wig"? No, I'm serious. Try it on various women and observe the results.

3. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

   3   7:56am Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Honest Abe says A womens hair is their "Crown and Glory", so try this: "Hi, I like your hair, is thatta wig"? No, I'm serious. Try it on various women and observe the results. I have you on my friends list Abe. You could have at least told me to wear a cup ! My fave. almost. from the Unknown comic....Ya know what turns my stomach ??? Boobs on my back.... Whakinghut... that one stunk

4. Nomograph Follow Befriend (1) 104 threads 2,851 comments

   4   5:21pm Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)   Honest Abe says A womens hair is their "Crown and Glory", so try this: "Hi, I like your hair, is thatta wig"? No, I'm serious. Try it on various women and observe the results. OMG You know even less about women than how the economy works.

5. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,984 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   5   6:05pm Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Damn... I accidentally unignored abeabe.

6. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

   6   8:08pm Sun 19 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   TMAC, you won't need a cup...trust me. Ask me how I know - or better yet - try it yourself. Women are like cats, you know, when you take a small soft object and make it dart back and forth in front of them, it gets their attention and they respond. Women in general like to be teased, in a funny way, but not insulted, of course. Everyone likes to laugh, so if you can get their attention (is thata wig?), then make them laugh, you're way ahead of most other guys. But you already knew that, I'm sure. And thanks for being my friend.

7. Taint Boil Follow Befriend 3 threads 13 comments

   7   3:56am Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Does this smell like chloroform to you?

8. Taint Boil Follow Befriend 3 threads 13 comments

   8   4:00am Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)

9. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,984 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   9   1:44pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)   "Do you legs hurt? You've been running through my mind all night."

10. TPB Follow Befriend (1) 65 threads 1,209 comments

    10   3:25pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   "Dayyyyummmmm!"

11. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 171 threads 4,227 comments Premium

    11   5:00pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Protected   Madam! You look simply exhausted! Pull up a face and sit down!

12. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

    12   6:59pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Honest Abe says But you already knew that, I'm sure. And thanks for being my friend. I dunno Abe, Ellie had you on ignore, Did you ask her if she was wearing a wig ? Just seems like I might get the same results i got when I asked some girl wearing a GUESS t-shirt if they were real ! I will probably stick to my old favorite. Ask the lady "Do you like apples"? she replies "Yes". I say good, we have sumpin in common. Having sumpin in common leads to liking. Liking leads to lovin. Lovin leads to marriage, Marriage leads to sex. How bout we skip all that in between stuff and F---?

13. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,984 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

    13   7:15pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   TMAC54 says I will probably stick to my old favorite. Ask the lady "Do you like apples"? she replies "Yes". I say good, we have sumpin in common. Having sumpin in common leads to licking. Licking leads to lovin. Lovin leads to marriage, Marriage leads to sex. How bout we skip all that in between stuff and F---? I'm speechless. Congrats on that, by the way. ;)

14. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

    14   7:43pm Mon 20 Feb 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   elliemae says Congrats on that, by the way. ;) Seriously ? Do those look like bedroom eyes to you Ellie ? Sexy eyes 101. Woof !