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Top Excuses For Being Late On A First Date

By rogers2smith   Follow   Fri, 6 Apr 2012, 1:01pm   1,796 views   8 comments
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If you get late on a first date, you can use one of these excuses.
:)

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1. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,704 comments

   1   3:31pm Fri 6 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (2)   Dad using my shoes to beat brother, and he sticks around until the job is done. That is some good upbringing right there.

2. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   2   4:08pm Fri 6 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   Those are some lame excuses. How about trying these instead?

3. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

   3   9:55am Sat 7 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Sorry, Those TSA agents were just SOOO thorough !

4. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 763 threads 7,702 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   4   10:29am Sat 7 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Protected   I think you posted on the wrong thread, TMAC54.

5. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

   5   11:19am Sat 7 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Dan8267 says I think you posted on the wrong thread, TMAC54. So what are you saying ? This is NOT his first date ?

6. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,980 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   6   6:57am Sun 8 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   It's probably his last....

7. TMAC54 Follow Befriend (9) 70 threads 930 comments San Leandro, CA

   7   8:21am Sun 8 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   So Sad Ellie, He Brought candy ! Quick question Ellie. Are women attracted to a hairy Ass ?

8. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,980 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   8   10:54am Sun 8 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   If he has enough money, we're attracted to any ol' Ass. We can always get him to shave his back... Years ago, I met a guy who paid to fly his trophy wife & her entire family in two large helicopters on a day trip, complete with a specialty lunch site provided by drivers in 4-wheel trucks that had to camp out overnight in order to set up in time. The guy was dropping $100 bills for tips for everything - he had tons of hair, was middle-eastern and certainly not good looking by most male beauty standards. She never said thank you, she never touched him, and we later heard he was served with divorce papers the next week. Rumor was that she received very little and had to pay his attorney fees - I certainly hope so. The guy was really nice.