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Realtor Bestiality Response

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Sat, 14 Apr 2012, 5:36am   865 views   8 comments
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Just for the record, if you catch a Realtor® sexually abusing a neighborhood pet, who do you call first, the police or the animal rescue league?

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1. Danaseb Follow Befriend (1) 142 comments San Jose, CA

   1   9:08am Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Whoever seems less likely to be in league with the Realtor® for the given neighborhood. Never underestimate their insidious social tentacles.

2. HydroCabron Follow Befriend 1 threads 28 comments Denver, CO

   2   12:10pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Trick question. Agree with the previous poster. Avoid the police, animal rescue, local churches and synagogues, and the battered women's shelter: such are infested with operatives holding real estate licenses, who will likely join in the abuse. Correct answer: photograph the Realtor® in the act, then knock down several pints of Ballantine Ale, a carton of Raisin Bran and a half-dozen burritos. Then take a nice long Ballantine Ale piss on the Realtor®'s face, followed by a mountainous shit in the same location. Photoshop the pet out of the photographs, replacing the image with that of a small child. Refer photographs to the local police department, who will facilitate relocation of said Realtor® to an enclosed structure full of cannibal Neo-Nazi serial killers. Oh: and throw in a wedding dress.

3. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   3   12:13pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says who do you call first, the police or the animal rescue league? Actually,I'll call NAR first and ask them,is this part of their ethics.

4. curious2 Follow Befriend (5) 31 threads 2,223 comments Premium

   4   12:20pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   If in Florida, don't call anyone, just "stand your ground." If anyone objects that dogs aren't people, so you can't defend them using that statute, simply reply that you thought the dog was a corporation.

5. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 168 threads 4,146 comments Premium

   5   3:01pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Perfect Indeed, this is the epitome of a Ballantine Ale moment. HydroCabron says Trick question. Agree with the previous poster. Avoid the police, animal rescue, local churches and synagogues, and the battered women's shelter: such are infested with operatives holding real estate licenses, who will likely join in the abuse. Correct answer: photograph the Realtor® in the act, then knock down several pints of Ballantine Ale, a carton of Raisin Bran and a half-dozen burritos. Then take a nice long Ballantine Ale piss on the Realtor®'s face, followed by a mountainous shit in the same location. Photoshop the pet out of the photographs, replacing the image with that of a small child. Refer photographs to the local police department, who will facilitate relocation of said Realtor® to an enclosed structure full of cannibal Neo-Nazi serial killers. Oh: and throw in a wedding dress.

6. elliemae Follow Befriend (25) 413 threads 6,976 comments Saint George, UT elliemae's website

   6   3:37pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   curious2 says If in Florida, don't call anyone, just "stand your ground." If anyone objects that dogs aren't people, so you can't defend them using that statute, simply reply that you thought the dog was a corporation. This was the best answer.

7. FortWayne Follow Befriend (13) 102 threads 3,759 comments

   7   7:13pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Shoot first, ask questions later.

8. freak80 Follow Befriend (4) 52 threads 4,416 comments Corning, NY Premium

   8   7:15pm Sat 14 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I'm appalled at the "bestaphobia" on this forum! Oh wait, never mind, bestiality really is quite nasty.