Watchhttp://www.cnn.com/2012/04/14/world/americas/colombia-summit-secret-service/index.html
These agents where just ones from the Clinton era. They were used to helping the president practice safe sex.
In any case, it's always a good idea to pay the prostitute before she goes to the police.
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if they were not on the clock I just can't see why it's my business, or why it cost them their job. But, if they were on the clock, then it's a mandatory peepee slapping all around.
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At least they didn't gun them down with silencers and stuff their bodies in the hotel dumpster.
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Yet another case of America being the laughing stock of the world.
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Bap33 says
The Secret Service employee guidelines forbid engaging in prostitution even where it's legal. The reason for this is that agents could be blackmailed. And this compromises security.
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APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says
They were in Columbia, not Mexico.
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they are held to a higher standard than Clinton? Intersting.
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lmao
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I just bought 12 former-SS staff for a fraction of the usual price! Usually I need to resort to grand schemes to blackmail my closest henchmen into loyalty. These guys came with a bonus.
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Bap33 says
The boss can do anything he wants.
Still, if I had to choose between Clinton and either Bush or Obama, it's an obvious choice. When the worst thing that happens is the president gets a blowjob in the Oval Office from a fattie, it's a pretty good decade.
Compare that to the death, destruction, and economic depression brought on by Bush and Obama, and there's no contest.
I thought Clinton was a mediocre president when he was in office, but compared to the last two presidents, he was a Greek god. And if it would bring back the economy and ethical standards of the 1990s, I'd give the president a blow job.
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Not my point, but we agree. My point is/was no harm no foul for Clinton - even though he was placed in a blackmail situation - should be the same for the SS.
Lets be real here, Clinton had a dozen tramps plus a couple of rape charges plus a few dead bodies around his ass. Reagan, Bush 1, Bush 2, and whoever beats Obama in November, have never had any of those things that followed Clinton from Ark. to DC.
@your last sentence - lmao - anyways, you are giving Clinton credit for what he was handed, and then blaming Bush 2 for what Lord Barry was handed. No fair.
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G.W. Bush was a known cocaine user. The only reason his ass isn't in prison to this day is that he had major political connections.
Bill Clinton was never charged with rape. Being accused of rape and being charged with or doing it is entirely different things. I have no problem believing that a politician like Clinton would have been falsely accused of such a crime by opportunist and political opponents. But where's the evidence.
In contrast, G.W. Bush is actually a rapist. Rape was one of those "intensive interrogation" methods used by America and its allies in secret prisons. And that includes the rape of children. What better way to get a parent to talk than to start raping his 6-year-old child before his very eyes? Thank Bush and Obama for that.
As for the issue of whether or not a president, open to blackmail, should be dismissed... Presidents are elected, well, except in the case of Bush, but anyway... Elected officials should not be subject to immediate removal from office simply because the potential of blackmail exists.
The Secret Service officers are not elected. They also have to abide by a specific set of regulations that a president or senator does not have to. This set of regulations is what those in charge believe, rightly or not, to be essential for performing the duties of the job.
Personally, I don't care who politicians have consensual sex with as long as they don't interfere with our rights to have consensual sex. ...the hypocrisy of passing laws and then breaking those very laws yourself notwithstanding
I have no reason to believe Bill Clinton committed rape or sexual assault. If there is substantial evidence, present it in a court of law, that's what they are for. As for Bush's cocaine use, I wouldn't mind that if not for the hypocrisy of the war on drugs under his administration that has curtailed the liberties of those of us who have never used drugs. And his drug use is beyond reasonable doubt as is the corruption of our government that decides to selectively enforce drug laws.
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Also, JFK, Johnson, and Carter. You forgot those. But then again, they were Democrats.
Speaking of judging presidents. Let's just put on the table all our political cards. I suspect that you only like judging post-1960 Democrats harshly. But to fair, I'll go first.
Rating the presidents since Ike, the farthest I'm comfortable going back, on a scale from 0 to 10 with
0 - evil incarnated. Satan and Hitler would get this.
1 - evil. Mussolini, Ming the Merciless, Darth Vadar.
2 - horrible, unethical, despicable. Every James Bond villain, Lex Luthor.
3 - bad, corrupt, but with some ethics and restraints. Decepticon Swindle, Al Copone, Billy Maharg, Boss Tweed, Magneto
4 - poor, inept, incompetent, or ineffective. Keystone Cops, Herbert Hoover, asleep air traffic controllers
5 - mediocre. Clark Kent, Xander Harris, Aquaman, Autobot Bumble Bee from the 1980s
6 - decent, some flaws but overall good. Wolverine, Iron Man, Hamlet
7 - good, significantly improves the system. Robin Hood, Martin Luther King Jr., The Greatest American Hero
8 - great, fundamentally changes life in a positive way. Newton, Einstein, Alexander Fleming
9 - awesome, incorruptible, always does good. Captain Picard.
10 - perfection, does the best thing every time. Superman.
So here's how I'd rate the recent presidents.
Ike - 6
Good on civil rights and protecting America. Had intelligence and forethought regarding many issues including satellite surveillance, America's dependency on foreign oil, and the dangers of the industrialized military complex.
JFK - 7
Despite two major failures, Bay of Pigs and starting the Vietnam War, and the bad idea of Brinkmanship in the nuclear age, JFK had resounding success in civil rights, starting the Peace Corps, and running America in an ethical and moral manner that upheld the principles of its founding despite fierce opposition by those who wanted a society of privileges instead of rights.
Johnson - 3
Although he did continue JFK's civil rights platform, he did only so for political reasons. His expansion of the Vietnam War and suppression of anti-war demonstrations cost the country greatly in blood, treasure, and liberty.
Nixon - 3
Not that different from Johnson in policies and practice. Nixon also was involve, at some level, with Watergate and most certainly destroyed or order the destruction of evidence in the resulting criminal case. Had he not been president and pardon by his successor, he would have gone to prison.
Ford - 4
Ford's pardoning of Nixon was clearly corruption and nepotism, but beyond that he was merely mediocre.
Carter - 4
Perhaps Carter would have been more effective if he had a cooperative Congress, but I can only judge his presidency on what actually happened. It was inept. However, I like his post-presidency much, much better. He has done a lot of good since leaving politics.
Reagan - 3
According to modern standards, Reagan would be a terrorist for the sabotage of the Soviet oil pipeline. But I'm not holding them to modern Republican standards. Reagan is worshipped by the Republicans precisely because he was a puppet that gave power to big corporations while absolving them of any legal responsibilities. He is the primary reason the rich-poor gap is so large today, the middle class is shrinking, and the lobbyists have so much power. He really fucked things up badly.
George Bush Sr. - 5
Although I should deduct points for raising a retard who fucked up the country, I'm basing my rating solely on the president's term. Pretty much the definition of mediocre, this Bush didn't screw up or do anything great. The best you can say about him is getting Iraq out of Kuwait, but because of the second Iraq War, that's a wash at best. The worst thing about his presidency is that he wasted the opportunity America had as the sole remaining superpower to promote international law and cooperation to prevent human rights violations, protect the world's environment, and safeguard nations against aggression.
Bill Clinton - 6
He kept the peace, balanced the budget, even had a surplus that was starting to pay down the debt, and he kept the economy strong without violating any human or civil rights. All this for the low, low price of a blowjob. Nevertheless, Republicans ridiculously tried to entrap and impeach him because they couldn't stand that he did a much better job than Bush, Reagan, or Nixon.
George W. Bush Jr. - 1
I'm not sure I should give this rating to Bush or the real president during that time, Dick Cheney. Either way, George the Hutt or Darth Cheney committed the greatest crimes against humanity in the United States since slavery and the Trail of Tears. The literally reversed 800 years of progress in western civilization by destroying Habeas Corpus. They brought back systematic torture of people, something not seen in western civilization since the Middle Ages. The world would have been far better if both this jackasses had been aborted by their hag mothers.
Obama - 1
For maintaining and expanding the policies of Bush/Cheney.
Average Republican Score: 3.7 with Ike, 3.2 without Ike
Average Democrat Score: 4.5 with Ike, 4.2 without Ike
Of course, Ike was a pre-Goldwater Republican, which is more like a Democrat today.
Conclusion
Both parties suck, but the Republicans suck statistically significantly more.
So, bap, using the scale above, give your ratings and why. Then we can meaningfully discuss presidential politics.
Personally, I don't think anyone less than a 7 should be allowed to be president. It would be better to not have a president than let a 6 or lower get in. But I can't think of any 20th century president that would qualify. And earlier presidents tend to be cartoonify, so I don't like rating them.
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I like your list as wrote, but I would change Reagan to 7, Clinton to 5, and Bush #2 to 4.
I like JFK's stuff that I have read, but I would say that we don't know the whole truth there.
I like Ike.
I like R.B. Hayes because of his first name. It's cool.
I suggest military/national service be made mandatory for all citizens for a minimum of two years straight, between 17 and 25 years old.
And, I suugest all Gov offices from the dog catcher to the POTUSA must have military/national service.
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Bap33 says
The guy who is most directly responsible for the decline in living standards of the middle 80% of the people? That Reagan mythology is more hyped up than even the Kennedy Camelot mythology.
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Including the openly gay?
If military service was mandatory, I'd insist on a few things.
1. All people regardless of their political connections (like G.W. Bush) have to go through the same military, none of this National Guard b.s. to get out risking your life in war.
2. All wars must be openly declared before a single military deployment.
3. The president and Congress can't declare wars. Wars can only be declared by the people via popular vote, and the votes of all people ages 14-22 count 100 times as much as the votes of anyone else. And yes, 14-17 year-olds get to vote on war as they will be the ones fighting it. That's also why the votes of 14-22 year-olds count 100 times as much as people who are past draft age.
4. The conduct towards soldiers by all of their commanding officers regardless of rank must adhere to civilian standards. You do not lose any rights while serving, and no rights are placed on hold.
5. All citizens are subject to the exact same military requirements regardless of gender.
6. Since this is basically forced labor, in exchange for it, we get a nationalize health care system, tax-payer funded, and divorced from employment. No profiteering in administration and insurance.
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Bap33 says
Makes no sense if you keep Obama at 1. They have done the same evil things. And it's evil, not political differences or economic policies that move a person that close to 0.
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I would raise Carter to 5 and I'm not as negative on Obama as you (I know your reasons - I just dissagree).
Carter engaged in no war of any kind. The 70s economy recession - inflation - stagflation hurt him, as did the hostage crisis. His whitehouse didn't worry enough about PR and he got blamed for more than he should have.
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marcus says
4 = poor, inept, incompetent, or ineffective.
I think most people looking back at Carter's administration would consider it ineffective. He didn't fix the economy, always an important issue, and he failed to end the hostage crisis. To add insult to injury, the hostages were released within minutes of Reagan's inauguration.
Carter had the potential to be a better president, a 5 or 5.5, but he had a very obstructive Congress. But as I said, I rated the presidents solely on their record, not their potential.
Still, 4 or 5 is arguing over a minor difference. There's no way everyone's numbers are going to be exactly the same. More interesting is...
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Yeah, you're much more lenient on Obama and Bap is much more lenient on Bush. To me, there's little difference between the two the deal breakers: human/civil rights violations.
It's funny how Democrats can ignore all the atrocities Obama has committed just like the Republicans ignore all the atrocities Bush committed. Neither side can admit how bad their candidate is even when their candidate does the exact same thing as the opposition. It's almost comical.
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Either your history reading or memory of the 60's or 70's is a little weak.
Kennedy 4-5 at best. JFK has been so overblown that real life isn't in play any more. He was a great orator and had great visions, but his presidency was at best average. Civil rights were his brothers Robert's thing, JFK was actually adverse to the idea. His immigration policy changes were and still are a disaster to this day. I'm not sure what principles he upheld. He approved the FBI running amuck with illegal spying on civil rights leaders and he went after the steel industry price increases with what were probably illegal actions from the executive branch. Kennedy also ran the first non wartime deficit in the nations history, not something that should have been started. On the other hand anyone who allegedly boffed Marilyn Monroe, Angie Dickinson, Km Novak, and Judy Garland should get bonus points.
LJB is a well deserved 3, but in all fairness most civil rights accomplishments were actually his. He fought hard for civil rights for a long time even though he knew it would ruin the democratic party. Read his writings and you will know civil rights were not just political to him. The great society was simply a huge failure that everyone in the US is still paying for. Welfare was the worst thing that ever happened to the poor.
Nixon should be much higher than 3. No way a continuation of LBJ's policies. Very strong on foreign, weak on domestic. Opening up China and dramatically improving relations with USSR were major initiatives that shaped today's world. On the domestic front Nixon actually moved power from the federal to state level over strong objections from congress.
Ford-corruption and nepotism?? You have got to be kidding. Ford was always known as one of the most ethical politicians in the congress (not stiff competition admittedly). The US was in tatters in 1974. Years of race riots, Vietnam war protests, watergate, cities burning, etc.. There was real concern that the republic would not survive. Pardoning Nixon eliminated what would have been a divisive and destructive impeachment process dragging on for years. The pardon let the country move on. Ford knew it would kill his chances of reelection. A very selfless act. It was the best thing Ford did in a 20 month presidency, which was not mediocre at all.
I have to agree about Obama, it's just Bush's third term.
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bob2356 says
If you remember the 60s, you didn't live them.
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bob2356 says
I don't disagree with the points you made. Kennedy's "Camelot" is a pure myth just like Reagan as a competent president is a myth.
However, JFK did accomplish quite a few important things.
1. Among John F. Kennedy's most notable and long-standing accomplishments was the establishment of the Peace Corps, an organization that is now responsible for sending thousands of American volunteers around the world to help the needy.
2. It was John F. Kennedy's cautious and sensible approach to the standoff during the Cuban missile crisis that ultimately diverted a nuclear war with the Soviet Union and secured the removal of missiles from Cuba.
3. John F. Kennedy was committed to landing a man on the moon, and although it occurred after his death, it was his support of space exploration that helped make it happen.
4. John F. Kennedy's perseverance was instrumental in securing a limited nuclear test ban treaty with the Soviet Union. This was the first step to ending the cold war, which had been escalading since 1945.
5. It was John F. Kennedy's dedication that helped secure the passage of the Area Redevelopment Act, which assisted states that were suffering from high rates of unemployment.
6. Under John F. Kennedy's administration, laws were put in place to end segregation in interstate travel facilities.
7. John F. Kennedy issued an executive order prohibiting discrimination in the sale or lease of housing that was financed by federally guaranteed loans or owned by the federal government.
All of these things were game changers, dramatically improving the world. It Kennedy didn't screw up a few times, most notably in the Bay of Pigs, then I would have rated him somewhere around 7.5 to 8.0. I haven't seen any president since him accomplish anything remotely as impressive.
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I'm a bit more skeptical than you, but I'd like to be wrong about that.
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The best thing about Nixon was Kissinger. That said, Nixon ranks a 3 in my opinion because 3 means "bad, corrupt, but with some ethics and restraints". For the only president that had to resign to avoid impeachment and unconvincingly saying "I am not a crook", I'd have to say that Nixon was corrupt to an extend that warrants a three. He even destroyed evidence in the most important criminal case in U.S. history.
Now before you go saying, "well, all politicians are corrupt", I'm talking about a level of corruption that materially and substantially interferes with the ability to be president far beyond normal political corruption. Since he resigned over his role in Watergate, I'd have to stand by that ruling.
Heck, Watergate is the namesake of all political corruption scandals to this day.
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Funny how that logic only applies to people with connections. If Joe common does anything slightly wrong or even just "looks suspicious", he's thrown in jail, strip-searched, and fingerprinted. I'm not seeing equality under law here.
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Yet, Ford still ran for president. Not exactly supporting your hypothesis.
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Some of us don't take apacolypsefuck seriously. Or his counterparts in the 1970s.
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I said military and/or national service, meaning a non-combative form of national service would be ok too. Not everyone is a warrior, but everyone should learn that America is not all about me me me (well, not me, but "me" )
My way of running things would be such that a persons choice of sexual satisfaction would be the very last worry they have 23.5 hours each day of their 2 year hitch. But, to answer directly, no, anyone professing/or acting to be wired up for unnatural sexual attraction (guys and chicks) would be made to pick weeds from the edges of the freeways all over this land ,,, for the same pay as the soldiers and national volunteers. That allows them to perform a great help, and be part of the group, without disrupting the function of the unit.
On that subject, I have an honest question. If you were to take a basic feminine male homo that is attracted to masculine humans, and a masculine female homo that is attracted to feminine humans, wouldn't it make perfect sense and avoid all the crap for those two to hook up?