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Japanese Make Fun Of U S Tsa Screening

By Dan8267   Follow   Mon, 16 Apr 2012, 4:16pm   1,625 views   9 comments
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Would be funnier if it weren't true.

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1. clambo Follow Befriend (5) 1,070 comments Santa Cruz, CA

   1   5:41pm Mon 16 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   If you have been to Japan you would see how submissive and respectful of authority the natives are. Some old asshole trying this out in the USA would find his results may vary. In China it was great for guys however. I stood on this wooden box and cute Chinese security girl patted me down. After I was done I said "Can I go through again?"

2. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 250 threads 4,745 comments

   2   7:48pm Mon 16 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   I found Narita to be orderly and every person in the screening process made sense. They were there to keep the flow going, and made sure you were prepared for the next stage. I felt ashamed of the cluster fuck our Airports are actually after seeing how it's supposed to go. Just the right amount of people at the precise place needed, highly trained professionals, that could tell the difference between a book bag, laptop vs bombs and bomb making materials. The queue moved in an orderly fashion. Instead of bottle neck of stupidity. Japan has the right to mock us in that regard.

3. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   3   5:05pm Tue 17 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   CaptainShuddup says I found Narita to be orderly and every person in the screening process made sense. They were there to keep the flow going, and made sure you were prepared for the next stage. I felt ashamed of the cluster fuck our Airports are actually after seeing how it's supposed to go. It is not just airports. I found that in Japan and China lines in general go more smoothly than here. Everyone there is ready to go when they get to the front of the line, whether it be a supermarket checkout or ticket window for a train station. Each transaction is done in 10 seconds. None of this waiting until you get to the front of the line then pulling out your checkbook then deciding that the bill is to high and wanting to put some items back then making light conversation with the clerk then asking to borrow a pen to write your check, etc. 20-40% of all lines in the US are relative cluster fucks.

4. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 250 threads 4,745 comments

   4   7:17pm Tue 17 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   leoj707 says It is not just airports. I found that in Japan and China lines in general go more smoothly than here. Well if it's just about lines, then you have to give NYC their props. I once saw a single file line wrap around the block for a Hoagie cart. In Miami business is done by mobbing the counter and he who shouts the loudest, or the counter help's favorite hommie, get's served next.

5. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 764 threads 7,710 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   5   8:18pm Tue 17 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   leoj707 says None of this waiting until you get to the front of the line then pulling out your checkbook then deciding that the bill is to high and wanting to put some items back then making light conversation with the clerk then asking to borrow a pen to write your check, etc. 20-40% of all lines in the US are relative cluster fucks. Americans behave the same way in lines as they do in traffic. That's why we have traffic jams when there are five lanes in each direction, yet the Autobahn has two lanes and runs smoothly.

6. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   6   9:35am Wed 18 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   CaptainShuddup says Well if it's just about lines, then you have to give NYC their props. I once saw a single file line wrap around the block for a Hoagie cart Well, for the most part we know how to get into a line; we just don't know what to do when we finally get to the front of the line. CaptainShuddup says In Miami business is done by mobbing the counter and he who shouts the loudest, or the counter help's favorite hommie, get's served next. While I have never been to Miami this is exactly how every "line" is done in Egypt. Even the MacDonalds in Cairo has a mad press of people yelling waving and screaming at the cashiers who take orders from anyone who can get their attention. The only the exception to this is places that are exclusively patronized by foreigners.

7. Dan8267 Follow Befriend (16) 764 threads 7,710 comments Boca Raton, FL Premium

   7   12:43pm Wed 18 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   leoj707 says Even the MacDonalds in Cairo has a mad press of people yelling waving and screaming at the cashiers who take orders from anyone who can get their attention. That's shameful. Such a scene of chaos and discord should only take place on the floor of a major stock exchange.

8. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

   8   12:54pm Wed 18 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Dan8267 says That's shameful. Such a scene of chaos and discord should only take place on the floor of a major stock exchange. Yes! that is exactly what it is like.

9. thomas.wong1986 Follow Befriend 16 threads 4,426 comments

   9   11:00pm Thu 19 Apr 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   the old man is called a chikan ... Groping women in Japan is very common. This isnt about US TSA system at all.