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Permalink Like Dislike I already attended a couple of Open Houses today here in the San Francisco Bay Area. Let me tell you guys something, California Realtors are the worst. I felt like I needed to go home and take a shower after talking with these dirt balls.
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Try taking a shit on the Realtor®'s face.
Now that's real relief.
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Nationwide Commission Succubus Circle Jerk Weekend 2012
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Gallup poll says prices are going up, buy now!
http://www.gallup.com/poll/154124/U.S.-Homeownership-Hits-Decade-Low.aspx
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Once rents go stratospheric, you'll never live indoors again and your kids will end up eating rats and living in abandoned cars if you don't provide a Realtor® with a commission IMMEDIATELY.
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Everything is pointing in the positive direction for higher rents and home prices. more people are working now, salaries are on the rise, consumer spending is up, credit card debt is going down, student debt is down, national debt is dropping, we have a gov't surplus, builders are hiring!, and best of all credit is easy. Buy now or forever be priced out of decaying wood and chalkboard. Nothing but up from here.
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RentingForHalfTheCost says
Yep,we are ready for another bubble. Actually 2006 to 2009 was the only period in American history,not to buy a house. :)
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bubblesitter says
Wrong.
5 years from now, after house and rent prices triple, 2006 price will look like a steal.
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xenogear3 says
Thanks for the laugh of my weekend. Keep dreaming,it is one way of forgetting the pain. :)
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Marketing event because they don't have any buyers. And yet somehow still claim that seller is the one calling all the shots...
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FortWayne says
People should go for the entertainment value.
Jeer at the Realtor®
Take a shit on the lawn.
Wander around the house laughing at the twisted taste of the owners and doomed construction and obvious catastrophic failures waiting to happen.
Bring a huge honking dog to chase the pets around the house.
If the Realtor®'s got a record for law suits or criminal charges/convictions, you could bring print outs to hand to any prospective buyers on the sidewalk in front of the house.
You could make them into mini flashmob theme parks for deploring criminally insane Realtor®s.
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If they can throw you out of your house. You don't own it sport.
Ask Frodo over there.
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bubblesitter says
Theoretically that could happen, but only because of mass inflation.
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Yep very complicated swindels to be sure. They have rules of course and the muscle to back it up with. It all appears so honest otherwise a person does have a choice to do things another way. Fractionally those that understand the multiplier scheme of the Federal Reserve. Have to wonder.
The rules and talk change with the current events of course. However does it really all mean anything. Of course it doesn't. They start with a few phrases that are easy to understand. Catch your attention. They will further explain. Anyone that watchs MSNBC can see what fast talkers they are. The popular thought. They have to talk fast in bettween commercials. They aren't trying to steal your cash. Of course that is whats on the mind of the slick talkers on there.
Whats in mind at the top layer is. The more in debt they are. The more they owe. The harder they work. So the stock market is for those who have extra cash that need to work a little harder in their life. Margin accounts. Make it really big schemes. I watched Dan Dorfman. There was a guy that hit and hit and hit all the right numbers. Seldom wrong. Just before I made my move he was gone. Then they put some guy with a bright red backround who is so obnoxious on TV you want to shoot him. He's half way right. I like Dan he had insider information apparently and shared it with everyone. You take note of things like that.
They are hustlers. Simple as that. Tune in they are loud and fast and brash even pushy. Take a look at Mr. Swear to God here. Pay close attention to his "No Paperwork". That got blown up in the World Trade Towers. Once again your not familiar with where they keep all of the records. Lame excuse I know. Maybe not to a Chinese person or a pension fund. It was massive fraud that led to a rich conclusion of course. Bank of NY was in there of course. Primary voter at the Federal Reserve. Artimus how do you know this? I have been dealing in foreclousers since 93. Thats where all the financial firms are headquartered. Don't believe me do some research. The MBS scheme let out the clutch in the early 80s of course. You can trace it simply by looking at all the residential homebuilding that took place.
It's all facinating of course the other part of things they just happened into some oil. Killing two birds with one stone comes into mind of course. Then again. I'll let you ponder that for yourself. I'll make note MBS was just part of it. There were many, many more, schemes in there of course. I like George Bush Jr. His people fucked things up so bad. There is no mistaking it. See you can be a dupe and still fuck someone good. I adore Colin Powell who fucked up the U.N. so bad they are still dizzy. He deserves a medal, here you go. They had to take a different route after that. Their partners wound up getting in there anyway. Iraq with the worlds second largest reserves some say fourth. Who's in opec now?
See its not the subprime meltdown now is it. Seeing as Fannie Mae is craphammered. Fannie Mae isn't sub-prime. Those are prime rates and the market is huge. Sub-prime is such a small, small part of things rates are at 10-11 percent. After it developed. I said this is such bullshit. Deal is they sold all these MBS to the Chinese. Fannie Mae loans. The Chinese thought swell and never stopped to think that Mortgage Backed Securities have no asset attached to them. They are just pieces of paper that pass through interest to the people that owned them. Well long story short. What happened is they were replacing all the bad MBS's with good ones. Thats how the game works. See the bundle these securities up in large "stacks" when say 15 of them go bad "forecloused on". They replace them with good ones thats part of it of course there is provision for it. When you run out of good ones your fucked. So they were fucked extending credit to "anyone" just to stay ahead of the curve replacing bad with very temporary good. Now no one in the world, pension fund or anyone else will buy these things now. Credit has tightened. Which its only refinance now as they aren't extending any credit to people that aren't tried and true. They have no other scam they can have fun with cause everyones on to them. So everyone thinks 9/11 caused all of this. It was the next best thing it was going down anyway. Because the MBS's had run out of room. So no point extending credit to not so good borrowers. If you can't get the labor or cash of some forgien country. Lets put it this way to you it was worth it to them.
I can hear a chinaman screaming asset, asset. Thats just not going to happen Mr. Wong these guys don't give up assets either unless your retired and near dead and they can get a mortgage back on it again. One has to wonder about licensing, Realtors and the cost of a house. See their is just no permanence to the whole thing. Then again they just took control of the real estate market and made it there own. Try and get something without a mortgage Richie Rich. They make out when you move in and move out and in and when someone moves out and in to your place on and on. Once again its about labor, work, owning everyone and everything. It starts at the top in a fractional scheme with paper no less.
It's complicated to someone that dosen't get it all. Some fast swindler or someone that wants to screw up what I said . All they have to do is come in here and through in a yes, but. See thats how it works. Because you don't get it. You don't understand a sophisticated swindel. Just work at home scams like stuffing envelopes and not giving your cc information to a guy name Dewey. I could take that yes-but person and throw him to the ground in two seconds. But explaining that to you at the same time might get me tossed on the ground. Don't you hate a cheating, lying no good swindler I sure do.
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StoutFiles says
Not clear. Are you saying there will be significant wage inflation?
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So, I get a t-shirt for dumping 1mil+ on a POS? Can I overbid? Yippee
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I'm having a blast on CNN. They are actually debating Rupert Murdocks censure. Here. They finally figured out that Rupert isn't a responsible journalist. They finally figured out the guy that had the Enquirer filled with UFO sightings. The Virgin Mary seen in several locations including at Disneyworld. Isn't all that responsible after all. One guy even called the Brits "sharp" for catching onto him. I dunno maybe its me. So hes not fit to run a business. Was it the miracle cures for cancer. Or the zombies that walk the streets of NYC every night. Congraduations you finally caught onto him.