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I don't want no dog eatin' President

By Honest Abe   Follow   Tue, 1 May 2012, 1:46pm   2,420 views   30 comments
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A slow jammin' dog eatin' race baitin' freedom hatein' president is an embarassment to the whole country.

I wouldn't be surprised if a plethora of animal rights organizations, and others, are now against obama. I can see it coming:

PETA against obama
Humane Society against obama
New Leash On Life against obama
Pet Rescue Association of America against obama
Friends for Pets Foundation against obama
Pet Finders against obama
Korean Restaurant Association against obama
Dachshund Rescue of America against obama
Greater Atlanta German Shepherd Rescue League against obama...
You get the picture - DON'T EAT OUR PETS.

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1. marcus Follow Befriend (5) 168 threads 5,071 comments

   1   9:10pm Tue 1 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   That Forward video is really getting to Abe.

2. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

   2   9:20pm Tue 1 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Marcus, your favorite breed of dog was probably the kind of DOG HE ATE. How do you feel now, sucker.

3. marcus Follow Befriend (5) 168 threads 5,071 comments

   3   9:26pm Tue 1 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Forward

4. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

   4   9:39pm Tue 1 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)   You think PETA means President Eating Tasty Animals. No it doesn't. He ate a DOG for god sakes. Killing babies and eating dogs, no wonder I can't stand liberals.

5. marcus Follow Befriend (5) 168 threads 5,071 comments

   5   9:43pm Tue 1 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Are you drunk because of the "Forward" video ? Calm down. THe RW propaganda machine will be giving you some talking points to respond to "Forward" with just as soon as they can. Meanwhile, trust me, the dog thing isn't working.

6. iwog Follow Befriend (48) 273 threads 12,517 comments 47 male Lafayette, CA Premium

   6   10:25pm Tue 1 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Protected   Honest Abe says Killing babies and eating dogs, no wonder I can't stand liberals. Wow. I think Abe is headed for a nervous breakdown. Eating dog.......oh the horrors!

7. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

   7   1:59pm Wed 2 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Eating dog is not normal in America. But then again liberals are not normal either, so you have no valid basis on which to make an informed decision.

8. iwog Follow Befriend (48) 273 threads 12,517 comments 47 male Lafayette, CA Premium

   8   3:47pm Wed 2 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Protected   Honest Abe says Eating dog is not normal in America. Earning money without paying taxes isn't normal in America either, so how come you support the Ryan bill which creates four classes of tax free income that only rich people can take advantage of?

9. zzyzzx Follow Befriend (9) 414 threads 4,124 comments Baltimore, MD

   9   8:36am Thu 3 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   http://www.patrick.net/forum/?p=1211469

10. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    10   11:29am Thu 3 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Busybody, nosey iwog, not content to live and let live, somehow you've got to make it your business to be concerned how much some people earn, you have this burning desire to make it your business to be concerned much some people pay in taxes, you are consumed by class warfare, your mantra appears to be 'ITS NOT FAIR". Nice try, your pathetic attempt to re-frame the fact that eating dog in America is not normal, to earning money without paying taxes isn't normal either. POOR BABY, some people follow the tax guidelines created by your favorite organization in the world, GOVERNMENT, and you whine about it? Poor baby.

11. iwog Follow Befriend (48) 273 threads 12,517 comments 47 male Lafayette, CA Premium

    11   12:11pm Thu 3 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   Honest Abe says Nice try, your pathetic attempt to re-frame the fact that eating dog in America is not normal, to earning money without paying taxes isn't normal either. POOR BABY, some people follow the tax guidelines created by your favorite organization in the world, GOVERNMENT, and you whine about it? Poor baby. I'm not whining about anything. I simply copied your argument. Did you intend to talk about what was normal or not?

12. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    12   2:11pm Thu 3 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Eating dog is not normal in America, no matter what you say, or how you spin it, or how much you want to change the subject. Shiatsu's against oBaMA. Poodles against oBAmA Dalmatian's against obAMa Golden Retrievers against o BAMa DOGS OF THE WORLD, UNITE !!

13. iwog Follow Befriend (48) 273 threads 12,517 comments 47 male Lafayette, CA Premium

    13   2:50pm Thu 3 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)   Protected   Honest Abe says Eating dog is not normal in America, no matter what you say, or how you spin it, or how much you want to change the subject. Neither is earning income without paying taxes on it. That's not normal in America no matter what you say or how you spin it. So why do you support Republicans who would eliminate taxes on all income other than wages? It seems like since you like the "normal" argument so much, you'd be on my side.

14. CaptainShuddup Follow Befriend (1) 247 threads 4,702 comments

    14   4:10pm Thu 3 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (2)   Honest Abe says A slow jammin' dog eatin' race baitin' freedom hatein' president is an embarassment to the whole country. Well his wife will make sure he eats food purchased from Wholefoods if it means mandating everyone in a America does to.

15. iwog Follow Befriend (48) 273 threads 12,517 comments 47 male Lafayette, CA Premium

    15   1:05pm Fri 4 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   CaptainShuddup says Well his wife will make sure he eats food purchased from Wholefoods if it means mandating everyone in a America does to. Yet another piece of total crap disguised as profound wisdom.

16. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    16   1:17pm Fri 4 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   She, and all the good hearted liberals also want to control what McDonalds can serve, or what CAFE standards need to be, or how much electricity you can use, and how much energy you can consume, and how many carbon credits you get, or how large (or small) your car can be, or how much tax you pay on cigarettes and alcohol, and where you can smoke those cigarettes, and what type of light bulb you can buy, and how big of a magazine your rifle can have, or if you can have a rifle at all, or how many calories a burger can have, how many squares of toilet paper you get per flush, or which businesses get to remain open and which get shut down, or what an employer must pay an employee, and how long someones lunch break needs to be, and the minimum number of calories they must consume at lunch, and what time we must go to bed, and what the regulation uniform is we must wear every day...just to name a few. No exaggeration. This morning on MAINSTREAM MEDIA radio, I heard that a new hand held telephone is so advanced it won't turn off if your eyes are still focused on the screen. Yep, in the next couple of years we'll all arrive at "1984". Heaven help us all. Fight the machine.

17. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    17   10:41pm Fri 4 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Fight the machine and the liberals.

18. marcus Follow Befriend (5) 168 threads 5,071 comments

    18   11:23pm Fri 4 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike (1)   Fight dishonesty, ignorance and hubris.

19. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    19   6:56am Sat 5 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   marcus, if we fought the entity with the greatest degree of dishonesty, ignorance and hubris we'd be fighting the government, and you know it. Dishonesty - thats a given Ignorance - most politicians have no idea, for example, what the benefit's of sound currency are (or the pretend not to know). hubris- to the 10th power.

20. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    20   7:03am Sat 5 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   http://www.idiotlaws.com/dumb_laws/california/ Hey marcus, you're in Kalifornia - check out this massive tsunami of ignorance.

21. marcus Follow Befriend (5) 168 threads 5,071 comments

    21   7:31am Sat 5 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   We know politicians are sometimes pretty stupid. Apparently when you're talking about small time municipal laws, I think you're talking about a political body that's more small time than the school board or the PTA. In 1897 there was an attempt to legislate an incorrect value for pi, in the Indiana House of reps.(this was a state government !) This is more along the kind of stupidity I often hear from you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill For example, in Abe's fantasy world raising taxes on income over 250K by 4 or 5 percent (back to where they were in 1997 which about half of what rates were in 1960) is tantamount to forced equality. I get it Abe. Your a libertarian. Or possibly a paid shill for the democrats, paid to make republicans look like imbeciles.

22. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    22   2:10pm Tue 8 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Marcus, I always know I'm on target when you turn around and make disparaging remarks about me. The tax burden allegedly being heaped on the backs of the "rich" are a diversion from the taxes that are being extracted from all classes of people on a daily basis. Taxes are going up for the middle and lower class due to: Inflation Cigarette tax Liquor tax License (fees) tax and in a myriad of other ways such as passing along price increases to the end user, etc. But go on back to watching TV, everythings OK.

23. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    23   3:20pm Thu 10 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   The Korean Restaurant Association Partners (KRAP) has issued a statement reversing its previous position, and now endorses Obama for president. "Whats for dinner tonight"?

24. thunderlips11 Follow Befriend (13) 51 threads 2,632 comments Premium

    24   3:59pm Thu 10 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   I'm confused. Did Obama eat a dog? At least he did something with it and not leave it on the roof of the car. Clarke?!

25. leo707 Follow Befriend (12) 10 threads 3,516 comments Oakland, CA leo707's website Premium

    25   4:03pm Thu 10 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)   Protected   Honest Abe says Eating dog is not normal in America. Remind me again where in America the dog was prepared and consumed?

26. rooemoore Follow Befriend 41 threads 905 comments Ross, CA

    26   4:20pm Thu 10 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike (1)

27. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    27   6:34am Wed 30 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Or Al Sharpton. http://townhall.com/columnists/larryelder/2012/02/02/creators_oped/page/full/ "Democrats love taxes, they just don't like to pay them", haha.

28. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    28   6:40am Wed 30 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2838243/posts Oh, and Charlie Rangle doesn't like to pay taxes either.

29. Honest Abe Follow Befriend (41) 91 threads 1,806 comments

    29   6:42am Wed 30 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike (1)   Neither does stick figure John Kerry. Whats up with the double standard for libs? Is it the outer manifistation of brain damage, or what?

30. YesYNot Follow Befriend (2) 15 threads 428 comments Reston, VA

    30   7:15am Wed 30 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Obama ate dog in another country when he was a kid. If he didn't eat it, the right wingnuts would be calling for some biblical punishment for disobeying his father. Eating dog will be normal in America if Romney gets his way. That's all the bottom 50% will be able to afford in 2025. It's a slippery red-slime and denial covered slope. Only when those lazy bottom50 asshats taste dog will they get the motivation to earn an honest Abe living. Meanwhile, Romney can use the bottom50's social security taxes to fund wars that will build up the cash reserves of private defense companies. Bain will later do a leveraged buyout, steal their cash, take out some loans, and let them go bankrupt. Romney will get the spoils at the new 5% capital gains rate. It's a win/win/win situation - Romney wins going forward, backward, and sideways. Let them eat cake will be replaced with - be grateful for your dog meat and stop your class warfare.