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Realtor Gives Me Limp Handshake in Open House And...

By Robber Baron Elite Scum   Follow   Tue, 15 May 2012, 10:15am   938 views   6 comments
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then he proceeds to tell me how now is the best time to buy and prices will not ever go lower than this.

How all the irresponsible lending has ended which caused that. I chuckled in the back of my head as I heard him speak.

I ask how much room their is for negotation...

He says that they got so many offers and that none of them have been accepted. They are firm in negotation, very close to the askig the price.

The home of course was extremely over-priced and needed a good $40,000 in work.

You realtards are very funny people.

The limp handshake was a instant red flag and this guy was in his late 50's to early 60's. He should know what a limp handshake means.

But the more he talked. The more the limp handshake made sense especially when he was bluffing about the multiple offers.

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1. Goran_K Follow Befriend (4) 25 threads 1,517 comments Laguna Beach, CA Premium

   1   10:16am Tue 15 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (3)   Dislike   Protected   I hate limp handshakes from other men. They just feel creepy, like the guy is trying to massage your hand. Makes my skin crawl.

2. Robber Baron Elite Scum Follow Befriend (3) 48 threads 480 comments Roslyn, NY

   2   10:24am Tue 15 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Goran_K says I hate limp handshakes from other men. They just feel creepy, like the guy is trying to massage your hand. Makes my skin crawl. It can mean a lot of things including being unconfident. But that handshake to me screamed DISHONESTY & INSINCERE. I really felt like the guy thought we were suckers.

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   3   10:27am Tue 15 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Multiple offers is the magic words for me to walk away.

4. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,183 comments Premium

   4   11:32am Tue 15 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   It's a reflex, like a vampire lunging for a neck. It can't help it. The real works of art are the mortgage brokers who teach people how to fraudulently complete provide false information on an application. It's probably not a good idea to get anywhere near a Realtor® much less touch it. You have no idea where its fist has been.

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   5   4:04pm Tue 15 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Did he ask you if you were a bottom or top? Maybe he was just trying to be "friendly".

6. bmwman91 Follow Befriend (7) 37 threads 1,526 comments Mountain View, CA bmwman91's website Premium

   6   4:08pm Tue 15 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Protected   APOCALYPSEFUCK is Tony Manero says It's probably not a good idea to get anywhere near a Realtor® much less touch it. You have no idea where its fist has been. For the sake of clarity, could you provide 4-5 examples of places that a realtor's fist may have been?