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Great Idea for a PatNet T-Shirt

By APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich   Follow   Thu, 17 May 2012, 8:27am   5,490 views   59 comments
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This will make grand pubah Pat famous and rich:

A patnet t-shirt that says:

TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME:
EAT A REALTOR®!

Who would not want to buy one?

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1. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   1   11:50am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (4)   Dislike   OK, what do you think of this:

2. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,173 comments Premium

   2   11:59am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   bmwman91 says I'll replace the "Debt Is Slavery" sticker on my work laptop's cover with this one, just to spice up meetings again! Cannibalism references are always in good taste at staff meetings.

3. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   3   12:04pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (2)   Dislike   Damn, image didn't upload. Second try.

4. swebb Follow Befriend (3) 29 threads 490 comments Denver, CO

   4   8:31am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Love it. I will buy one.

5. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   5   12:03pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   OK, this one feels legally safer because: 1. realtors do increase house prices 2. no one is seriously going to eat a realtor, except perhaps Apocalypsefuck

6. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,173 comments Premium

   6   12:10pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Pubah Getting sued by the NAR is possibly the greatest thing that could ever happen to this blog. They've been principals in the complete distortion of a $22 trillion marketplace and you're a guy from Menlo Park with a loud website. This is publicity solid gold on a platter. T Rex of financial crime cults versus this guy named Pat. Imagine the press conferences after the suit is filed by the NAR: "They want to destroy me because I speak truth to satanic power! God is with me! A curse upon their wretched souls," Pubah Pat howled before bursting into tears and falling into the arms of his sainted wife. Keep the take a bit out of crime and get sued by the Realtors and the Justice Dep't or whoever claims the McRuff slogan. The Zombie graphic is a great angle but best characterize it with Zombies chasing the Realtor in a gold lame jacket. I can find you a low cost artist if you need help.

7. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

   7   2:20pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Good idea to have different versions. Still looking for that perfect verbiage though, something I'm sure will survive a lawsuit. "Eat a Realtor. They taste like chicken."

8. errc Follow Befriend (7) 29 threads 1,204 comments 31 male Premium

   8   2:30pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Realtwhores. Its what's for dinner

9. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

   9   9:36pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   I can't wait to get one for myself. Thanks for the great idea,AF.

10. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,173 comments Premium

    10   10:29pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   Take a Bite Outta Financial Crime: Eat a Realtor® Who wouldn't wear one proudly?

11. ANIBOY Follow Befriend 1 comments

    11   10:42pm Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   If you need t-shirts, we can print them for you.

12. bubblesitter Follow Befriend (5) 10 threads 2,329 comments

    12   8:42pm Fri 18 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like (1)   Dislike   TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME: EAT AN AGENT®! TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME: EAT AN USED HOUSE DEALER®! How would NAR come after you if there is no Realtor word in the slogan?

13. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    13   8:33am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   ROFL! I love it. How about bumper stickers too? Now where to get those shirts made? Cafepress overcharges the buyer and underpays the seller. Got to be some better place.

14. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich Follow Befriend (28) 170 threads 4,173 comments Premium

    14   8:39am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Patrick says ROFL! I love it. How about bumper stickers too? Now where to get those shirts made? Cafepress overcharges the buyer and underpays the seller. Got to be some better place. Thanks, Pubah! I thought you'd dig it. Cafe Press is insane. There are a number out there that will do production and fulfillment but you can make a lot more by just jobbing out the production and doing your own fulfillment using part-timers. Searching for "better than Cafe Press" should get you some candidates for soup-to-nuts services. Bumper stickers would REALLY take off. Some people don't like wearing edgy stuff that they make not mind sticking on their cars or public spaces.

15. swebb Follow Befriend (3) 29 threads 490 comments Denver, CO

    15   9:36am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   I would still buy a t-shirt, but I agree about the bumper stickers being more palatable (ha). I will buy a short stack of bumper stickers.

16. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    16   9:41am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Yes, bumper stickers are one-size-fits-all too. OK, let's see if I can get the bumper stickers ordered today.

17. PockyClipsNow Follow Befriend 19 threads 1,534 comments Los Angeles, CA

    17   10:52am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Put some cartoon zombies on the sticker eating a guy in a gold jacket with a breifcase and I'll buy one. Zombies is trendy now - should increase sales by a zillion %.

18. bmwman91 Follow Befriend (7) 37 threads 1,526 comments Mountain View, CA bmwman91's website Premium

    18   11:06am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Awesome. I am in for one! Maybe I'll replace the "Debt Is Slavery" sticker on my work laptop's cover with this one, just to spice up meetings again!

19. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    19   11:12am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Can I get sued somehow for this? Or would a lawsuit just be excellent free advertising for the bumper sticker?

20. Patrick Follow Befriend (54) 5,185 threads 6,156 comments 46 male Menlo Park, CA Premium

    20   11:54am Thu 17 May 2012   Share   Quote   Permalink   Like   Dislike   Maybe they could somehow sue for "defamation" of realtors. What if I said "Take a bite out of house prices" instead? Doesn't flow as well though.